OT Thread XIX: #NewYork****ingRangers

[*Bob Richards*]

lol I have really short friends. I sub consciously hang out with them to feed my superiority complex.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

Exact same voice. Perfect girl.

Mmm I'm painting quite the sassy picture in my head.

TL;DR: I'm ugly

 

[BlueshirtBlitz]

I've come to learn that "not too tall" has to be taken from the perspective of the person you're speaking to. I had a buddy who mentioned a girl he liked that was too tall for him at 5'6". I thought that was ridiculous until I remembered that he isn't much bigger.

I have short friends.

Also, I'll be driving up to get a pizza. See you in 5 hours.

Taller girls are the GOAT.

But Hayley Rosen is the GOAT of all females, no matter how tall she is.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

Dear Bob:

Please don't delete that post above. I wanna keep my post count up. Just edit it. After you laugh at it's greatness that is.

Edit: lol best edit ever.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

I have so many jokes to make about a girl with a Doc Emerick voice that I must refrain from using.

 

[Ail]

Mmm I'm painting quite the sassy picture in my head.

Tell me; Does she say purriod? Like "There's 3 minutes to go in the purriod" or "There's 2 days left in my purriod"?

List of things during sex:

"It's a Power play goal!"

"They're on their feet at the Garden!"

"Rangers win!"

"Save Lundqvist!"

"Hmm, ahmmm."

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Taller girls are the GOAT.

But Hayley Rosen is the GOAT of all females, no matter how tall she is.

How tall? I MUST KNOW. NOT A FAN OF 5'11" giants.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

Oh man why did you have to bring up a girl with Doc's voice. So. Many. Jokes.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

List of things during sex:

"It's a Power play goal!"

"They're on their feet at the Garden!"

"Rangers win!"

"Save Lundqvist!"

"Hmm, ahmmm."

"The waiting is over!"

 

[Ail]

"The waiting is over!"

Hopefully I never actually picture this during.

 

[Jabroni]

"The waiting is over!"

"And this one will last a lifetime!"

"You put up the Callahan Wall!"

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Ailurophile (Christ, you need a nickname) is that you in your profile picture? If so, you look like Ron Livingston.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

Hopefully I never actually picture this during.

I plan on using some of these later in fact.

 

[Ail]

Ailurophile (Christ, you need a nickname) is that you in your profile picture? If so, you look like Ron Livingston.

Yeah that's me. Been meaning to change that.

My name is D.J. for reals. Ail works too.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

"And this one will last a lifetime!"

"You put up the Callahan Wall!"

I think I used that one the night of my son's conception.

 

[Jabroni]

Ailurophile (Christ, you need a nickname) is that you in your profile picture? If so, you look like Ron Livingston.

Booby Richardson, de picture of de Haley Willie is not de real, only de Haley Rosen is de real.

You tell me who de real is or go **** yourself.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

Yeah that's me. Been meaning to change that.

My name is D.J. for reals. Ail works too.

I'm dyslexic so I'll call you Ali.

 

[Kakko]

It appears Jason has turned 21

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Booby Richardson, de picture of de Haley Willie is not de real, only de Haley Rosen is de real.

You tell me who de real is or go **** yourself.

Bubba, I am the real. I drink the cold beer and beat the **** out of that no good piece of **** the Tiger Woods Wife.

 

[BlueshirtBlitz]

Yeah that's me. Been meaning to change that.

My name is D.J. for reals. Ail works too.

You should've just left your name as Drury's Weekend. DW is so easy to hit.

 

[Jabroni]

It appears Jason has turned 21

Haley Dubinsky looks just as confused when Dubinsky enters the offensive zone with the puck.

 

[Thirty One]

lol I have really short friends. I sub consciously hang out with them to feed my superiority complex.

Reminds me of a great quote I heard:

"Always hang around with people uglier than you are to make yourself appear better looking. But not too ugly, then people will think you're a loser."

Anyways, I think within a month I will either find Hayley Williams unattractive or Sam Rosen attractive. Probably the latter.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

I honestly don't even know what the real Hayley looks like anymore. All I see is Johnley Tortorelliams.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

Reminds me of a great quote I heard:

"Always hang around with people uglier than you are to make yourself appear better looking. But not too ugly, then people will think you're a loser."

Anyways, I think within a month I will either find Hayley Williams unattractive or Sam Rosen attractive. Probably the latter.

I hang out with Tampa Bay Lightning fans to make myself looks better.

 

[BlueshirtBlitz]

How tall? I MUST KNOW. NOT A FAN OF 5'11" giants.

I'm 6'0, so if a chick is taller than me she usually has gloriously long legs. And we all have time for that.