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OT Thread XI: Where's the Beef

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“You….you are but a lost memory. A blip in the blink of an eye in the split second of a lifetime. I….I am not yet a man, but not quite a boy. I am flesh and bone, blood and tears. I am a mind and a soul. A beating heart, and breathing lungs. I am the letter of the word in the sentence of the paragraph of the book. Cover to cover, prologue to epilogue. I am a gift to man, and its greatest curse. A pox and a cure. Sanguine yet pestilent. I am the sun…..and I am the rain. I…..am……God.”
 
Definitely woke up, drove to work, and spent an hour or two here before I realized today was NOT Friday. :(

It's been a few hours since then and I am still annoyed.
 
There's snow so the ski trip gets canceled? Lol wut?

Also hoping for an early release tomorrow. Don't have class until third period anyway.
 
Pall Malls definitely aren't as heavy as a Newport which is probably the harshest cigarette out there, but they're a go. Can live with a weaker body if the taste is still satisfying. Saves me a lot of money.

Taco Bell? Taco Bell.
 
For Bob Richards and any other fellow smokers out there: this is pretty cool and could earn you some money. Haven't tried it out yet. Don't think there's profanity in this, feel free to take it down if there is.

 
Speaking of which, I done goofed. Again.

Bought myself a pack. I was in need of an idea and nicotine sure brings out the best/worst/etc. in me.
 
Bob Richards said:
Speaking of which, I done goofed. Again.

Bought myself a pack. I was in need of an idea and nicotine sure brings out the best/worst/etc. in me.
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You're a newport smoker? That's hardcore. I used to smoke them then got a cold that lasted for like 2 months. Had a scare about a year ago when my dentist told me he could see the smoking showing up in my gums. Am coming up on 10 months without a cigarette now. It was super tough the first couple months but now i'm used to it. Smoked since i was 15 :/
 
16 To Stanley said:
You're a newport smoker? That's hardcore. I used to smoke them then got a cold that lasted for like 2 months. Had a scare about a year ago when my dentist told me he could see the smoking showing up in my gums. Am coming up on 10 months without a cigarette now. It was super tough the first couple months but now i'm used to it. Smoked since i was 15 :/
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Bob Richards is an elitist. He only smokes Marlboro Reds.
 
16 To Stanley said:
You're a newport smoker? That's hardcore. I used to smoke them then got a cold that lasted for like 2 months. Had a scare about a year ago when my dentist told me he could see the smoking showing up in my gums. Am coming up on 10 months without a cigarette now. It was super tough the first couple months but now i'm used to it. Smoked since i was 15 :/
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Nah. Cowboy killers are my friend.

They ain't killing this cowboy, though. Not yet.
 
"If you’ve gotten yourself into a situation when Clay Aiken is going to talk about his feelings with you, it’s time to kill yourself." - Penn Jillette
 
16 To Stanley said:
I started as 27's then moved to lights which i did all through college. Reds were too strong for me.
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That's what I love about them. Taste like asphalt and sawdust and go down like barb wire. I find that I sing better after a cigarette. Tom Waits style.
 
Where are our Ranger fan Meteorologists? Seems like we're going to get crushed with snow from NYC-East. Hearing upwards of 24" plus blizzard like conditions.

Can we get a more "expert" opinion on this?
 
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