OT Thread XI: Where's the Beef

[PlamsUnlimited]

I'm one of 20 white males in a 350 person lecture. And the dude next to me is morbidly obese. What the hell.

 

[Krams]

I hope you turn out as fantastic as you're presenting yourself

Of course I am.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

I scoff at your 15,000.

 

[Boruto]

I scoff at your 15,000.

Are you associated with anything remotely innocent and pleasant?

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Are you associated with anything remotely innocent and pleasant?

I've come to terms with the fact that whenever my name is brought up around HF, someone says, "That guy is ****ing weird".

 

[Boruto]

I've come to terms with the fact that whenever my name is brought up around HF, someone says, "That guy is ****ing weird".

You can be weird and still be associated with relatively pleasant things. You're like a shadow that creeps out and stabs people 18 times in a blue moon. Try laughing. It's difficult to interpret your affection and interest at times for people. It's not easy to always assume and be reminded that your continued efforts in a conversation is the greatest show of affection an HFBoards user will ever receive.

HFBoards offer many exciting innovations in emoticonology. For instance and are quite popular. The infrequent is not frowned upon either.

 

[tlallstar6]

I'm one of 20 white males in a 350 person lecture. And the dude next to me is morbidly obese. What the hell.

At least other people showed up this morning

 

[Dangleberry]

I'm one of 20 white males in a 350 person lecture. And the dude next to me is morbidly obese. What the hell.

Weird, that's how I feel whenever I go to a hockey game.

 

[Kane One]

15K

WSOP has like 60 tournaments a year. Very little receives attention outside the poker world. The best most events will get is an article for the eventual winner or someone famous who final tabled, interview, sound bite etc.

Within the poker world though, a bracelet is worth as much as a year's earnings.

Are you ever going to play in the main event?

 

[Kane One]

I scoff at your 15,000.

Well if I stayed up 24/7 posting in the Lounge and in our OT threads, I might be closer.

 

[Ex Officer Friendly]

scoffing at 15,000 my posting number must just be hilarious then

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

I find it funny that kids have to be extremely loud when talking about alcohol an getting drunk. I'm gonna start yelling when I say I post on hfboards.

 

[Krams]

I find it funny that kids have to be extremely loud when talking about alcohol an getting drunk. I'm gonna start yelling when I say I post on hfboards.

Do it. Film the reaction.

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

I actually just went full dick mode. Someone behind me was yelling about how drunk they were. I went "OH MA GAWD FOR REAAYUL I WAS TOO" and they looked like *******es after

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Well if I stayed up 24/7 posting in the Lounge and in our OT threads, I might be closer.

In time, my child. In time.

 

[Krams]

Never eat leftover pizza from Pizza Hut. It is not satisfying.

 

[Stugots]

Never eat leftover pizza from Pizza Hut. It is not satisfying.

Dominos leftovers on the other hand...

 

[Krams]

Dominos leftovers on the other hand...

I haven't had Dominos in a long time. But I know for certain that Pizza Hut is at its best right out of the oven.

 

[Boruto]

Are you ever going to play in the main event?

Depends on how I do in tournaments prior to the ME. It's a massive 10,000+ field with some potentially chaotic foolishness. At this stage, I prefer a smaller field with a as large as possible proportion of good players. If not this year, next year I'll play in the ME.

 

[Jabroni]

Dominoes is awful.

 

[Staxgod90]

Dominoes is awful.

have you had their lava cakes?

 

[Krams]

 

[JWK]

You guys are always talking about food.

 

[Kane One]

have you had their lava cakes?

My brother convinces me to order Dominos just by mentioning the lava cakes.

My brother: Wanna order Dominos?
Me: Sorry, I'm not that hungry.
My brother: You could also get lava cakes.
Me: Okay, fine.

Applebee's lava cakes!? They give you ice cream as well.

 

[Kane One]

How do I get one of those awards like SBOB?