OT: OT Thread XI, we go straight to 11! (Suck it IX and X! VIIICCCXXV can suck it too!)

[Reclamation Project]

I finally get it! ADT is tied up in a kitchen cupboard and this entire time the refrigerator and dishwasher have been trolling us. You sneaky ****s!

 

[Captain Mittens*]

As for condiments, there's no spyware that you speak of;

That's what you think

 

[Captain Mittens*]

I finally get it! ADT is tied up in a kitchen cupboard and this entire time the refrigerator and dishwasher have been trolling us. You sneaky ****s!

makes perfect sense

 

[Reclamation Project]

 

[Captain Mittens*]

That thing would serious **** up The Brave Little Toaster

 

[ADifferentTim]

I finally get it! ADT is tied up in a kitchen cupboard and this entire time the refrigerator and dishwasher have been trolling us. You sneaky ****s!

LOL no. If I were tied up like you purport me to be right now, then "catch a grenade" for me, a la Bruno Mars.

That's what you think

Still indulging in your Liquor Store Blues, I see. Sad stuff.

 

[ADifferentTim]

That thing would serious **** up The Brave Little Toaster

And no toasters in my kitchen, either.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

The Kinks are a really underrated band. It's like they knew about ADT ahead of time

 

[ADifferentTim]

The Kinks are a really underrated band. It's like they about ADT

Is that you, Miss Cleo? I wasn't even born yet when they first showed up.

How's that dose of your own medicine, BWH?

 

[Captain Mittens*]

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Ray "Seer" Davies

 

[ADifferentTim]

Thanks for this display of empathy that took me months to make you realize and introducing me to The Kinks.

I swear, I feel as if there's this concerted effort to make me forget Perfume.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Thanks for this display of empathy that took me months to make you realize and introducing me to The Kinks.

I swear, I feel as if there's this concerted effort to make me forget Perfume.

Here's another song about you

 

[ADifferentTim]

Here's another song about you

Why are you giving me undue attention, as if I were a chick that you'd go horny and thirsty for?

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Why are you giving me undue attention, as if I were a chick that you'd go horny and thirsty for?

 

[ADifferentTim]

I have nothing to sob about, while you're still giving me undue attention.

Now you're acting more desperate than someone who lost to Mother Nature.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

 

[ADifferentTim]

I appreciate your honesty, BWH. You have so much misery you accumulated, to the point you tatgeted me.

No wonder you previously falsely accused me of misogyny, especially when you used that false accusation to mask your jealousy I did attend a Perfume concert.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

 

[Ron*]

Misogyny?

 

[Ron*]

Hey ADT, honest question...you a fan of these guys?

 

[Ron*]

Ah, here I go, channeling my inner ADT. But at the same time, I'm wondering if he knows about these bands...

Here we go:

 

[Ron*]

 

[Ron*]

 

[Ron*]