OT: OT Thread XI, we go straight to 11! (Suck it IX and X! VIIICCCXXV can suck it too!)

[Reclamation Project]

I saw some of her standup a while back and I didn't even smirk. Terrible.

 

[kovacro]

I can't be the only one that's sick-and-tired of hearing about Amy Schumer, right? ***** go away.

I would tend to agree. I really don't find her funny. Meh, maybe I'm just a dick who doesn't like to laugh.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

I would tend to agree. I really don't find her funny. Meh, maybe I'm just a dick who doesn't like to laugh.

Or maybe you are being watched?

 

[kovacro]

Or maybe you are being watched?

 

[Reclamation Project]

 

[Ron*]

 

[Jason Squirties]

I can't be the only one that's sick-and-tired of hearing about Amy Schumer, right? ***** go away.

My appliance overlords aren't watching me today BWH.

Concur. They are shoving her down our throats. She is the new Chelsea Handler. Go away Amy and come back when you are funny

i'm not bothered. maybe i don't watch enough or as much tv.

 

[HansH]

I haven't watched much of Schumer's show, but one skit ("Last *****able Day") and one episode which was basically one long skit ("Twelve Angry Men Inside Amy Schumer") really have impressed me. I'm gonna give Trainwreck a shot, especially as it's Apatow.

But the real eye candy for me came on screens this weekend. LOVE me some Melissa McCarthy -- I don't pay attention to celebrity news, but if she gets divorced, you all had BETTER let me know IMMEDIATELY! Spy was funny as all get-out.

 

[Ron*]

 

[Jason Squirties]

I haven't watched much of Schumer's show, but one skit ("Last *****able Day") and one episode which was basically one long skit ("Twelve Angry Men Inside Amy Schumer") really have impressed me. I'm gonna give Trainwreck a shot, especially as it's Apatow.

But the real eye candy for me came on screens this weekend. LOVE me some Melissa McCarthy -- I don't pay attention to celebrity news, but if she gets divorced, you all had BETTER let me know IMMEDIATELY! Spy was funny as all get-out.

this is awesome.

 

[Jason Squirties]

also ADT, how the hell do you expect me to accept your friend request when you straight called me out for spying on you via potato?

 

[kovacro]

Are you sure that's not NJ governor Chris Christie in his youth?

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Pretty ****ing cool

 

[kingsfan]

also ADT, how the hell do you expect me to accept your friend request when you straight called me out for spying on you via potato?

The single best sentence I have ever read on here.

 

[ADifferentTim]

also ADT, how the hell do you expect me to accept your friend request when you straight called me out for spying on you via potato?

I haven't had potatoes for the past three months to begin with, so that notion is baseless.

Besides, there haven't been potatoes in my kitchen, long before the namedrop, via THAT Steely Dan song that previously got posted the same day I got the said contact's number.

AKA it's not you, Jason. It's some dude that's admitting to himself...



"J'ai soif." Please pardon my French.

 

[Jason Squirties]

 

[Jason Squirties]

 

[kingsfan]

Your avatar goes so well with this photo.

 

[King RAZZ]

How did Papagena not lay an egg with that costume???

 

[Reclamation Project]

 

[Captain Mittens*]

 

[Reclamation Project]

She needs to be farting 120 to 150 times a day.

 

[kingsfan]

Each time the gif loops it looks like she just **** herself.

She'll lose more weight that way.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

She would have been Thanksgiving dinner at Terminus.

 

[Reclamation Project]