OT Thread Part IX. The "At Least Our Number 9 Won a Cup" Edition

[PlamsUnlimited]

By the way, while we're on the topic of wrestling:

 

[Krams]

All hangout expenditures falls within the JCresty Vacation Fundsâ„¢ guidelines.

Sidenote: Someone's popular.

I'm so popular I took shots of vodka last night alone while watching the Rangers game on replay from midnight to 2am. That was my Saturday night.

 

[Krams]

This series is one of my favorites.

Edit: JCresty?

 

[Kane One]

playing in the TCOOP Main Event in a bit. I have a stakes limit imposed on me by Pokerstars due to a misunderstanding and that lasts for a while. I am bypassing that limit this time however by purchasing a tournament ticket with FPPs and so the limit imposed by Stars doesn't conflict because it only forbids me from playing with USD.

$700 buy in, estimate ~4100+ players, $2.7M Prizepool and roughly $425,000 for 1st better not get ahead of myself, need to hone in my spidey senses on this one.

I can haz MacBook if you win?

Good luck, btw.

And ****, god damn school tomorrow.

 

[Kakko]

You live in Austria?

I was born and raised there (just realized I still have the Christmas Island flag)
I live in New York now, and have for 7 years, but I still go there 2/3 times a year

 

[Krams]

I was born and raised there (just realized I still have the Christmas Island flag)
I live in New York now, and have for 7 years, but I still go there 2/3 times a year

If you aren't a citizen any longer, they certainly can't conscript you.

 

[Boruto]

I'm so popular I took shots of vodka last night alone while watching the Rangers game on replay from midnight to 2am. That was my Saturday night.

What's a minor doing living the life of a 36 year old?

 

[Clowes Line]

that was great

 

[Boruto]

I can haz MacBook if you win?

Good luck, btw.

And ****, god damn school tomorrow.

already finished, 1st place paid $520,000. Unfortunately, I did not place 1st

Made the money but it wasn't any significant amount. A grand and a half to spend on some stuff to relax, a massage and shop a bit. I need a bit of a break from doing all this nothing.

 

[Boruto]

that was great

Join the Pyatt train

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

Guys, this is the best one.

 

[Krams]

What's a minor doing living the life of a 36 year old?

I was invited by some coworkers to go hang out but I wanted to get home to watch the game. Once I realized the DVR failed to record the game properly I decided I would make up for the fun I could've been having elsewhere.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Just paced around my basement for an hour and now my feet are cold. The basements freezing and my room upstairs is Mt. Doom.

Damn you Science.

 

[Kakko]

If you aren't a citizen any longer, they certainly can't conscript you.

I am a citizen, and plan to remain one. Wars and stuff will happen. There's no reason to believe they won't, and when they do, I'd like the option to hide in the EU
There's also the previously mentioned better social laws, and generally better living conditions.

The whole thing can't be all bad anyways. I'm thinking about taking a year off after High School. Maybe I'll use 6 months to let them get me in shape

 

[Boruto]

I was invited by some coworkers to go hang out but I wanted to get home to watch the game. Once I realized the DVR failed to record the game properly I decided I would make up for the fun I could've been having elsewhere.

you have coworkers/friends? lucky. I have a squirrel that lives in the tree by my balcony that I'm friends with. Aside from that, I don't know anyone in the 35 mile radius.

 

[Krams]

I am a citizen, and plan to remain one. Wars and stuff will happen. There's no reason to believe they won't, and when they do, I'd like the option to hide in the EU
There's also the previously mentioned better social laws, and generally better living conditions.

The whole thing can't be all bad anyways. I'm thinking about taking a year off after High School. Maybe I'll use 6 months to let them get me in shape

I would rather go to prison than willingly sacrifice my self-ownership.

 

[*Bob Richards*]

you have coworkers/friends? lucky. I have a squirrel that lives in the tree by my balcony that I'm friends with. Aside from that, I don't know anyone in the 35 mile radius.

So go out and meet people.

 

[Krams]

Just paced around my basement for an hour and now my feet are cold. The basements freezing and my room upstairs is Mt. Doom.

Damn you Science.

Well, if there's a basement and an upstairs, shouldn't there be a main level?

 

[Boruto]

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Well, if there's a basement and an upstairs, shouldn't there be a main level?

No. I actually teleport between the two.

 

[Krams]

No. I actually teleport between the two.

Teach me your ways, Bob Richards.

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

What's the best way to fall asleep?

 

[*Bob Richards*]

Teach me your ways, Bob Richards.

A package shall arrive at your door shortly along with my location. Follow all instructions and soon you will achieve a celestial level of being.

What's the best way to fall asleep?

Strike yourself in the head with a hammer.

 

[Krams]

What's the best way to fall asleep?

Have you considered chloroform?

 

[Kakko]

What's the best way to fall asleep?

The people who know are already sleeping :/