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kingskring said:
On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my billfold are a $50 bill and a $2 bill. I figure that with a $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about anyone getting irritated at me for trying to break a $50 bill.

Me: "Hi, I'd like one seven-layer burrito please, to go."
Server: "That'll be $1.04. Eat in?"
Me: "No, it's to go." At this point, I open my billfold and hand him the $2 bill. He looks at it kind of funny....
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This story has youtube viral skit written all over it.:laugh:
 

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One would think that New Mexico would have been a pizza on the roof



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Interesting points:
Geographically, those who prefer edible arrangements are very close to those who prefer edible underwear.
Either Minnesota men:
A.) have **** on lock, and aren't buying their women gifts
B.) Like men
C.) buy their women underwear with dick holes.
Mississippi is still in the 90s (Mix tapes?)
Iowa, how are you selling that many tandem bicycles?
Tennessee, stay classy.
 
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