Best Burger:
The Original Smashburger With Cheese from Smashburger
Runner Up #1: Shack Burger With Cheese From Shake Shack
Runner Up #2: Double Double, Animal Style, With Onions Two Ways and Chopped Chilies From In-N-Out
Best French Fries:
Wendy's
Runner Up: Shoestring Fries From Smashburger
Runner Up: French Fries From McDonald's on a Good Day
Best Non-French Fry Sides:
Giant Onion Rings From Burger Fi
Runner Up: Cheese Curds From Culver's
Best Vegan/Vegetarian-Friendly Option:
Sofritas Burrito From Chipotle
Runner Up: 7-Layer Burrito From Taco Bell
Best Make-Sure-Nobody's-Looking Indulgence:
Fiery Doritos Locos Taco Supreme From Taco Bell
Best Chicken Sandwich:
Fried Chicken Biscuit From Chick-Fil-A
Runner Up: Chicken Po' Boy From Popeye's
Best Fish Sandwich:
Fish Po' Boy From Popeye's
Best Fried Chicken:
Popeye's
Runner Up: Chicken McNuggets From McDonald's
Best Breakfast Sandwich:
Bacon, Egg, & Cheese Biscuit with Whole Egg and Hash Brown Added From McDonald's
Runner Up: Egg Sandwich From White Castle
Best Ice Cream Drink: Milkshake From Shake Shack
Best Non-Ice Cream Drink: Cherry Limeade From Sonic
Best Real Drink: Margarita From Chipotle
Best Straw: McDonald's
Best Way to Spend 99¢: Two Tacos From Jack-in-the-Box
Best "Not Real Food But I Don't Really Care": Onion Rings From Burger King
Best If You're in Texas:Torchy's Tacos
Best if You're in Texas and Mildly Delusional: Whataburger
Best Pizza: Imo's
Best Dipping Sauce: Blackened Ranch From Popeye's
Best Service: In-N-Out
Best Late Night Munchies Fixer-Upper: Jalapeño Poppers From Jack-in-the-Box
Runner up: Junior Cheeseburger Deluxe From Wendy's