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[Captain Mittens*]

 

[Jason Squirties]

They used to a ******** (fellow show) but they took that away. I used rim job the other day and that was ok.

I presume you said something related to liquid being shot out of a small orifice? Like a squirtgun...

I must have a pretty solid stomach because the only stuff that really messes with me is fruit on a empty stomach. I don't know why anyone needs Metamucil when nature has it's own version on the form of an apple. That's nature version of the rocket propelled grenade. I know Bad Will Hunting will be mad at me but El Cholo always makes me feel like crap too. I don't know if it is how much cooking oil they use or the actual oil itself but I pretty swore that place off. Oh and most margaritas and champagne are stomach turners. More heartburn than anything else. I'm just not a sugar guy.

then a list of a bunch of stuff that messes him up.

 

[Reclamation Project]

 

[Captain Mittens*]

 

[Captain Mittens*]

I know Bad Will Hunting will be mad at me but El Cholo always makes me feel like crap too.

I could never be mad at my brother in pizzatatoes

 

[kovacro]

http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/f...-pound-scrotum-was-trapped-his-own-body-years

 

[Captain Mittens*]

http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/f...-pound-scrotum-was-trapped-his-own-body-years

His theme song

 

[Captain Mittens*]

This is RP's Soul Nemesis(the opposite of a Soul Mate)

 

[Reclamation Project]

Watching that was more painful than 15 minutes after a KFC combo.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Watching that was more painful than 15 minutes after a KFC combo.

Exactly

I picture you opposite from homeboy in pretty much every way

 

[kingsfan]

http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/f...-pound-scrotum-was-trapped-his-own-body-years

I watched a documentary on him, his struggles and his surgery. Seemed happy with the change in life after dealing with that for years. Sad that he had to die so young. God be him and his loved ones.

 

[Buddy The Elf]

That guy was on Howard Stern 5 or 6 years ago. He had called in and Howard was shocked at his story and helped get him in touch with doctors to perform his surgery. I think at one point he decided against it but eventually went through with it. Then he died shortly after. that story is over a year old BTW.

 

[Reclamation Project]

After meeting his future bride for the first time, who he’d been set up with through an arranged marriage, 33-year-old Kang Hu reportedly jumped into a nearby river to drown himself.

The groom, from Shiyan in China’s Hubei province, apologized to 30-year-old Na Sung, who he said was “too ugly†and would be “bad for his image†just hours before the alleged suicide attempt.

Wedding guests called the police, who were able to rescue Hu.

......

 

[Buddy The Elf]

I think we need a picture of the bride before we rush to judgement.

She should change her name to Fuh Gu Li.

 

[Reclamation Project]

Ugly, So-Fa Kin

 

[Reclamation Project]

 

[TROLLCHUK]

Daniel Craig is the best Bond since Sean Connery.

 

[ADifferentTim]

I grew up in the Pierce Brosnan era of the James Bond franchise.

 

[Reclamation Project]

 

[Captain Mittens*]

The Purring Nun?

 

[Reclamation Project]

Nun Cat doing its best Sister Act.

 

[kingsfan]

I grew up in the Pierce Brosnan era of the James Bond franchise.

I guess it's appropriate your band name is garbage then.

 

[ADifferentTim]

I guess it's appropriate your band name is garbage then.

I honestly don't like the implications of that post, to the point it reminded me of a certain Social Darwinist Victorian-era propaganda piece.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

 

[kingsfan]

I honestly don't like the implications of that post, to the point it reminded me of a certain Social Darwinist Victorian-era propaganda piece.

And I don't give a ****