OT: One More Off Topic Off Season Thread

[Fixed to Ruin]

you have to fill out a "personal time form" if you take a personal call

you have to call the goddamn President/CEO if you can't make it into work that day

they purposely make it ultra-complicated in order to scare people from ever taking time off

I'm sure employee wellness is excellent at this company.

 

[Stoneman89]

Weekend at Bernie's, only in real life. Classic!

Ohio women drove dead man to bank to withdraw his money: Cops​

Ohio women drove dead man to bank to withdraw his money: Cops

It was a bizarre scene that could have played straight out of Weekend At Bernie's.

edmontonsun.com

 

[yukoner88]

apologies if someone works at Gregg Distributors but this is wild...15 pages on taking time off LOL

(Gary Gregg was part of the EIG I believe)

That's when I'd say "distribute this"

 

[VainGretzky]

This dressmaker was a total troll

 

[Coffey]

Florida woman at it again

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Florida woman at it again

Wasn’t it also at a Panthers game where some rap star they brought in to feature was banging one his “girls” from behind in a suite when he was on the jumbotron - live tv?

 

[Mr Kot]

Florida woman at it again

Whats the gist of this?

 

[bellagiobob]

Whats the gist of this?

Taking the kiss cam to the next level.

 

[Mr Kot]

Taking the kiss cam to the next level.

oh shit i just saw it lol

 

[brentashton]

Florida woman at it again

She must be from one of them Florida trailer parks, just sayin.

 

[Bryanbryoil]

She must be from one of them Florida trailer parks, just sayin.

Maybe so, but I bet she'd be a fun one in the sack.

 

[Drivesaitl]

She must be from one of them Florida trailer parks, just sayin.

I have no idea what people are seeing. Didn't get the joke.

edit: the video wasn't loading for me. Perhaps because I'm not on twitter.. All I saw was a woman looking at her phone.

 

[brentashton]

I have no idea what people are seeing. Didn't get the joke.

Video embedded. She and her boyfriend/husband/that night’s piece, were caught on the kiss cam and instead of kissing, she simulated oral on his lap. A real beauty to take home to Mom.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Video embedded. She and her boyfriend/husband/that night’s piece, were caught on the kiss cam and instead of kissing, she simulated oral on his lap. A real beauty to take home to Mom.

Mom probably saw it on Twitter while she was taking a break from filming her Only Fans videos.

 

[brentashton]

Mom probably saw it on Twitter while she was taking a break from filming her Only Fans videos.

Nowadays, true.

 

[Drivesaitl]

Mom probably saw it on Twitter while she was taking a break from filming her Only Fans videos.

I want to laugh and cry at the gravity of this.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

I want to laugh and cry at the gravity of this.

it’s ok. We will all die in a nuclear exchange next year anyway.

 

[Drivesaitl]

it’s ok. We will all die in a nuclear exchange next year anyway.

You're listening to Iron Maiden backtracks too much....



<ducks>

 

[Stoneman89]

She must be from one of them Florida trailer parks, just sayin.

She looks like that one that yelled, "chicken!" as an answer during the game show, when they asked what Popeye eats.

 

[rboomercat90]

Florida woman at it again

I like her.

 

[bellagiobob]

 

[Stoneman89]

I have no idea what people are seeing. Didn't get the joke.

edit: the video wasn't loading for me. Perhaps because I'm not on twitter.. All I saw was a woman looking at her phone.

Perhaps you can get a paper copy.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

 

[Fourier]

Chris Simon passed away.

Simon dies at 52, won Stanley Cup with Avalanche in 1996 | NHL.com

Forward played 782 games for 8 teams during 15 NHL seasons

www.nhl.com

Very tough guy, but also a solid player. I first saw him live when he was with the 67's.

 

[joestevens29]

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I laughed way too much at this