Finnish Jerk Train
lol stupid mickey mouse organization
This season for the Hurricanes has been much like the railroad to Rock Ridge. It has been long and arduous, fraught with twists and turns and ups and downs. However, the long days and lonely nights were always worth it because we had hope of a brighter future. That was until after the Olympic Break when suddenly we hit...
Eric and Jordan Staal
Meanwhile, the Oilers have slogged through (what seems like) their 19th consecutive losing season as they continue to squander the opportunities afforded to them by their favorable draft positions in years past. Allegations of mismanagement run rampant.
Dallas Eakins, Kevin Lowe, and... wait, what was the question?
Both teams' seasons can be summarized quite simply.
However, Dallas Eakins has tried to get his boys to get the results they're looking for. Before they set out for Raleigh, he gave a stirring speech, in which he implored the Oilers to, "go do that voodoo that you do so well."
"You will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Jack Adams award nomination for coach of the year."
Inspired by his rousing call, the Oilers headed on. Today, they arrived via the Le Petomane Thruway. Nail Yakupov had to go back to Edmonton to get a ****load of dimes.
(From left)Sam Gagner, Justin Schultz, and Andrew Ference looking for loose change
Meanwhile, the Hurricanes were busy building a fake PNC Arena, so that when the Oilers beat them it will be a fake victory. But they'll think that it's a real victory, but we'll know that it's a fake victory.
Inevitably, however, the result will look like this.
You know, Eric Staal and Jeff Skinner have really developed some chemistry
Here's a shot in the dark at the lines. I wasn't really paying attention the Bruins game, so I'm relying solely on dailyfaceoff.com. I'm guessing Khudobin gets the start, but I won't be around to keep this updated. I trust that the good people of HF can keep the group informed of any line changes.
Carolina
Skinner - E. Staal - Lindholm
Tlusty - J. Staal - Semin
Gerbe - Nash - Dwyer
Loktionov - Malhotra - Dvorak
Sekera - Faulk
Hainsey - Bellemore
Harrison - Murphy
Khudobin
Ward
Edmonton
Yakupov - Nugent-Hopkins - Eberle
Hall - Gagner - Perron
Hendricks - Gordon - Joensuu
Gadzic - Smyth - Jones
Fraser - Schultz
Marincin - Petry
Klefbom - Ference (Is their captain really on the 3rd pairing? Yikes)
Scrivens
Fasth
Oh, and it's Military Appreciation Night. Thank you, soldiers.
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