Oilers 5, Flames 2 - Everything is Awful

[Johnny GODreau]

Hey guys we're getting a PP!!

 

[Yung Rotini]

I shouldn't have worn the number 20! Ha ha ha! Oh hey McDavid again! He's breathing our air!

He can hear me on the bench, so I better keep talking about him so he knows that I know that he exists! Ha ha! McDavid! Yeah! He had oatmeal for breakfast this morning!

 

[Wayne Primeau]

Flames get a powerplay?

Worry not

McDavid is the powerhouse of the cell

 

[Yarborough]

I've said it once, I've said it a million times: the Calgary Flames are the worst team in the entire NHL. There's absolutely no way that they can come back from this crushing deficit against the immensely-superior Edmonton Oilers, with their overpowering essence of Gretzky and McDavid and epicness. May as well just quit now, no point to keep playing against this amazing team. Flames will never score again.

Exactly.

 

[Yung Rotini]

Last 5 minutes of that period we weren't awful. So that's good.

 

[Calculon]

I guess this is how Flyers fans felt during Crosby's first season.

 

[Yarborough]

Don't worry Matthews will make McDavid look like a scrub

 

[Master Bill]

 

[Mr Lebowski]

Finished the period strong. Hopefully they can get one on the PP

 

[Yung Rotini]

Tank for Fabbro

 

[YMCMBYOLO]

Flames get a powerplay?

Worry not

McDavid is the powerhouse of the cell

Why are talking about biology here?



MCDAVID IS MITOCHONDRIA

 

[DCDM]

I guess this is how Flyers fans felt during Crosby's first season.

Who?

 

[Yarborough]

Who?

Some scrub on the east coast.

 

[Ynnek]

Don't worry Matthews will make McDavid look like a scrub

True but they will be on the same f***ing team though.

 

[Yung Rotini]

It would be quite the JOSTly mistake if the Flames didn't draft one of Penticton's dynamic duo.

...i'll see myself out

 

[Unlimited Chequing]

Who?

Yeah that's not how you spell McDavid!

 

[Anglesmith]

Man, we need Terrence Jimbo Brodie back in the worst way.

Also, no way we're going to get one by Talbot tonight. He's just too solid a goalkeeper and he's really on his game tonight.

 

[Calculon]

Who?

Someone who hopes one day to be as influential as McDavid is today.

 

[Yarborough]

True but they will be on the same f***ing team though.

Not if us or the ducks have anything to say about that.

 

[Skobel24]

 

[Yung Rotini]

McDavid for PM

 

[Skobel24]

Need more horse gifs.

 

[duul]

To be fair, McDavid walked Hamilton on that one.

I wish we had Giordano.

 

[Yung Rotini]

Bennett looked high.

 

[Yarborough]

Brodie is needed why did he have to get injured