Oilers 5, Flames 2 - Everything is Awful

[Yarborough]

If this isn't sarcasm, don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Man you guys can't take jokes

 

[Anglesmith]

Just a whole lot of nothing right now, but you guys are downright fickle!

Things can change quickly. Let's hope the team pulls their collective head out of their collective ass before the main board starts thinking this is how we played all last season.

It's worth noting that there are several better teams in the league playing similarly awful so far. Something in the air?

 

[Mr Lebowski]

we need a 2nd line centre

 

[Shawnofthedeadz]

Hopefully after this we can see Ortio getting a chance. So much for three goalie rotation.

 

[Yung Rotini]

This team usually starts off bad. But.. I don't know, I thought this year would be different.

 

[Yarborough]

Ortio needs a chance NOW!

 

[Yung Rotini]

Yes, CBC, we get it, McDavid exists.

 

[Skobel24]

I don't get how the flames are so talented but nothing is clicking right now. The gap between our current and potential play is huge and it's so frustrating to watch.

It happens to every team. Missing Brodie definitely hurts, and I think missing Colborne has a bigger effect than most people think.

 

[Anglesmith]

Russell with a shot on goal!

 

[Shawnofthedeadz]

It happens to every team. Missing Brodie definitely hurts, and I think missing Colborne has a bigger effect than most people think.

Brodie is the Calgary Flames.

 

[Yarborough]

Boys WE NEED MOAR PIZZA

 

[Unlimited Chequing]

Nice chance Fro

 

[DCDM]

Yes, CBC, we get it, McDavid exists.

He's alive! Look at him! He wears 97! He played for Erie! Ahh! Screaming!

 

[Master Bill]

Geez, simmer down

Man you guys can't take jokes

It's like me saying "f*** you" and saying it's a joke after. Horribly executed joke.

 

[Ace Rimmer]

PSA:

If you have started a Connor McDavid drinking game, please end it now. You may save your life, or the life of a loved one.

 

[Shawnofthedeadz]

Oh I thought frolik had something there when talbot quickly looked back

 

[DCDM]

PSA:

If you have started a Connor McDavid drinking game, please end it now. You may save your life, or the life of a loved one.

 

[Yung Rotini]

He's alive! Look at him! He wears 97! He played for Erie! Ahh! Screaming!

Goals! He scored 97 of them! That's the number he wears! Coinkydink?! No! Illuminati! Sports!

 

[Yarborough]

Just in case you guys didn't know, McDavid is playing

 

[Calculon]

Brodie is the Calgary Flames.

 

[DCDM]

Goals! He scored 97 of them! That's the number he wears! Coinkydink?! No! Illuminati! Sports!

I shouldn't have worn the number 20! Ha ha ha! Oh hey McDavid again! He's breathing our air!

 

[Yarborough]

Delete

 

[Yarborough]

It's like me saying "f*** you" and saying it's a joke after. Horribly executed joke.

 

[Wayne Primeau]

I've said it once, I've said it a million times: the Calgary Flames are the worst team in the entire NHL. There's absolutely no way that they can come back from this crushing deficit against the immensely-superior Edmonton Oilers, with their overpowering essence of Gretzky and McDavid and epicness. May as well just quit now, no point to keep playing against this amazing team. Flames will never score again.

 

[DCDM]

Yeah that's a f***ing penalty.