Official Tank Thread

[The Great Weal]

We better not f***ing end up with a D. We have enough youth on D. We need good vet on D.

Get a f***ing gamebreaker. Get Martone. We deserved to have a big bad dog like him.

If the top 3 forwards are gone, you'd be crazy not to go for Schaefer. He instantly becomes our most valuable dman.

 

[WinterLion]

So how does this tank thread works? Do we encourage/celebrate losses?

Yes but it is way way deeper than that...

 

[overlords]

If we don't get one of Martone/Misa/Hagens/Schaefer, I will light my car on fire and drive it off a cliff.

bookmarked

 

[MarkJ]

In the gutter for Porter.

 

[Hannibal]

If the top 3 forwards are gone, you'd be crazy not to go for Schaefer. He instantly becomes our most valuable dman.

Dont Reinbacher this f***ing draft.

 

[HabsWhiteKnightLOL]

If we don't get one of Martone/Misa/Hagens/Schaefer, I will light my car on fire and drive it off a cliff.

this

 

[HabsCode]

Is it a tank if this is the best you can do though ?

It’s just aftermath effect of committing to it. No teams is playing worse than they could just to tank

 

[The Great Weal]

Dont Reinbacher this f***ing draft.

Reinbacher couldn't even get to Schaefer's level in his dream. The guy has stud #1 dman written all over him.

 

[WinterLion]

Honestly anyone who was expecting us to be up there with the better teams in our division was drinking too much kool-aid...

 

[OneSharpMarble]

We are drafting top 5 this year for sure, everyone is looking real bad out there.

 

[Heffyhoof]

A season of drinking porter for Porter.

 

[WinterLion]

Take this thread down though.... it might curse the tank... and it's been doing so well!

 

[Paddyjack]

Hi

 

[the]

@MarkovsKnee thank you. I always thought you were a chill mod and you proved it again. You actually listen to what the poster has to say.

The few times I had an infraction you always let it go after a few back and forth. I wish they were all like you.

 

[Gustave]

And we’re back.

 

[HabsCode]

Is Martone in Celibrini/Bedard tier or are we still shit out of luck in our tank year?

 

[overlords]

How about Porkers for Porter? Team is fat and slow.

 

[BergevinBurner]

We better not f***ing end up with a D. We have enough youth on D. We need good vet on D.

Get a f***ing gamebreaker. Get Martone. We deserved to have a big bad dog like him.

I'm with you, if we're picking top 5 I'm hoping for a forward.
We have a lot of good pieces on the backend and getting a few defensively minded vets this offseason will hopefully help ease some of the defensive woes next season.

I don't think we're winning anything with Slaf-Suzuki-Caufield as our first line though. Ideally we'll see at least 2 of those guys demoted to our 2nd line before we're a competitive team.

 

[Tanknation]

I'm back. Hopefully I didn't miss the party.

 

[Lafleurs Guy]

I'm letting it go. Team is tied for last place & it isn't due to bad luck. They're a bad, bad team.

I hate that there’s a tank thread this year. And so early too. Absolutely sucks that we’ve been that bad. Dead last in a lot of key metrics… just brutal.

Junk the system and start over. If they don’t, I can’t see MSL lasting the year.

 

[HabSgt]

I'm letting it go. Team is tied for last place & it isn't due to bad luck. They're a bad, bad team.

You do God's work my friend.

I was never 'Team Tank' the last few seasons but these guys have broken me now.

Behold the Leopard 2 tanks that I used to run behind while eating mud. Fun times.

 

[MarkovsKnee]

It's official. Mods are keeping this one open. We're done with any kind of hope, too. Whatever optimism we've had coming into this season has been eroded by this team's complete lack of compete. 15 games, and it's already over.

 

[Lafleurs Guy]

@MarkovsKnee thank you. I always thought you were a chill mod and you proved it again.

The few times I had an infraction you always let it go after a few back and forth. I wish they were all like you.

We all try.

 

[boompuffboom]

ESTI QUON SUCK LA MARDE

 

[blueberry]

Is Martone in Celibrini/Bedard tier or are we still shit out of luck in our tank year?

No he isn't but he'd be a great guy to have.