OT: Official OT Thread XIV - Tonight we're gonna party like it's MCMXCIX

[Captain Mittens*]

 

[Captain Mittens*]

 

[DocWest]

This guy is a ninja.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d5e_1408462761

 

[ADifferentTim]

Meanwhile, I'm just having pre-workout munchies, while using SEARS' wifi.

Yes, the gym I go to at the moment is in a mall.

Also, I have not yet received any callback for the three places I previously applied to.

 

[Reclamation Project]

Dear Diary,

 

[ADifferentTim]

Dear Diary,

I cant believe people assume I am cussing at them just for doing Fordham University's school chant, even though Vin Scully graduated from there and never mind the fact it's in The Bronx.

 

[Reclamation Project]

 

[Legionnaire]

Booooooooooo!

 

[DocWest]

Is this now a thought diarrhea thread?

 

[Reclamation Project]

Is this now a thought diarrhea thread?

With that post I'm reminded of a Yankee pitching great who in 1745 played 6 innings while battling diarrhea. He posted a 1.46 ERA in that time while ruining the pinstripes.

 

[ADifferentTim]

With that post I'm reminded of a Yankee pitching great who in 1745 played 6 innings while battling diarrhea. He posted a 1.46 ERA in that time while ruining the pinstripes.

Sarcasm detected. The Yankees emerged in 1903.

Going back to the chick that mistakenly assumed I was stalking her, she figured out on her own she was in the wrong.

 

[Reclamation Project]

Fast One Attempt: Failure

 

[ADifferentTim]

Fast One Attempt: Failure

On which one? I am on record, to the point I am moving on from that miscommunication.

 

[DocWest]

I am so lost.

 

[Reclamation Project]

ADT works out at the mall and uses free wifi. I made a ubiquitous Yankees reference. ADT saw through it. Now we're back to square one.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

This thread needs milk of magnesia

 

[ADifferentTim]

ADT works out at the mall and uses free wifi. I made a ubiquitous Yankees reference. ADT saw through it. Now we're back to square one.

LOL. The gym is inside the mall and, for the record, 3G kills my phone's battery life.

By the way, I am off to cook some ham and eggs.

 

[Reclamation Project]

I'm convinced ADT work for the Yankees PR department.

One of the funniest TV moments ever.

 

[ADifferentTim]

I'm convinced ADT work for the Yankees PR department.

No, I do not concurrently work for the Yankees PR Dept.

Meanwhile, I am defrosting the sliced ham and have another Groupon; unfortunately, it's in Anaheim.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

No, I do not concurrently work for the Yankees PR Dept.

Meanwhile, I am defrosting the sliced ham and have another Groupon; unfortunately, it's in Anaheim.

Sliced Ham and a Groupon.
He's obviously one of Santa's elves. That is why he isn't getting any of those jobs. Elves make everyone else look fat.

And who cares if you piss off an elf. Santa has the naughty and nice list.

 

[Reclamation Project]

I'm currently taking a dump. A bit runny from a bad fish taco I ate earlier. I'll report back post-wipe.

 

[ADifferentTim]

I'm currently taking a dump. A bit runny from a bad fish taco I ate earlier. I'll report back post-wipe.

 

[DocWest]

I hope you don't skip leg day, ADT.

 

[ADifferentTim]

Sliced Ham and a Groupon.
He's obviously one of Santa's elves. That is why he isn't getting any of those jobs. Elves make everyone else look fat.

And who cares if you piss off an elf. Santa has the naughty and nice list.

Nice exaggeration. I am not even an elf.

I hope you don't skip leg day, ADT.

Abs and arms are my biggest priorities right now, to the point I'm doing leg day weekly.

Did you send them that selfie above? I told you that was a bad idea because they couldn't see your face clearly enough on the toilet.

For the record, I look nothing like that physically in real life.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Nice exaggeration. I am not even an elf.

Denial...the first sign of any problem.