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OT: Official OT Thread XIV - Tonight we're gonna party like it's MCMXCIX

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Normally I would say 11/10 trolling, but I seriously think his brain isn't connected to his spine...

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We should make a cocktail that involves a sea monkey. Something with rum.

Tequila(OK mescal) has the worm
Rum gets the sea monkey.

Everybody wins
 
I think I am going to run with this sea monkey idea. Being a man of honor, kingsfan is going to be my version of Bubba from Forrest Bump and he gets half of the profits until Lt. Dan gets new legs.

I found our mascot

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We'll go with guerrilla marketing. Murals and ****

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We'll have Sea Monkeys playing poker , Mt Rushmore with sea monkeys, the singing of the Declaration of Independence, you name it!

Red Bull gives you wings, but Sea Monkeys keep hair off your back!
 
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RP gets it!

We need a special glass. We could serve it in a glass rendition of a wooden leg.
Not ghetto though. Nice handblown.
Like a tobacco waterpipe, but a replacement leg

I am sure a Venice hippie could make something like this out of glass

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So after almost 10 years of absence, finally saw a dentist today. The lady cleaning my teeth had her mind blown by the fact that my build up was roughly similar to anyone else that hadn't been in 6 months. lol I don't have the best brushing habits, but I am a flossing king so that had to help. I also love toothpicks.

But that's all the good news for the visit. Have a root canal scheduled for Thursday(with the possibility of extraction) plus a truckload of additional work on other teeth.

I got some whiskey ready. Bring it on.
 
kingsholygrail said:
So after almost 10 years of absence, finally saw a dentist today. The lady cleaning my teeth had her mind blown by the fact that my build up was roughly similar to anyone else that hadn't been in 6 months. lol I don't have the best brushing habits, but I am a flossing king so that had to help. I also love toothpicks.

But that's all the good news for the visit. Have a root canal scheduled for Thursday(with the possibility of extraction) plus a truckload of additional work on other teeth.

I got some whiskey ready. Bring it on.
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At first glance I read this as abstinence and was interested to see how the dentist for into the story.
 
kingsholygrail said:
So after almost 10 years of absence, finally saw a dentist today. The lady cleaning my teeth had her mind blown by the fact that my build up was roughly similar to anyone else that hadn't been in 6 months. lol I don't have the best brushing habits, but I am a flossing king so that had to help. I also love toothpicks.

But that's all the good news for the visit. Have a root canal scheduled for Thursday(with the possibility of extraction) plus a truckload of additional work on other teeth.

I got some whiskey ready. Bring it on.
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DocWest said:
At first glance I read this as abstinence and was interested to see how the dentist for into the story.
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10 years of abstinence would really mess up your prostate.

#insertCatholicpriestjoke
 
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