OT: Off Topic XXI - It's the End of the World As We Know It (and I feel fine)

[Ace Rimmer]

Continued from here OT: - The Off-Topic Thread XX: La fiesta española

Some resources:

WHO Webpage: Coronavirus
WHO Global Map: Experience
CDC Webpage: Coronavirus Disease 2019 (COVID-19)
CDC US Map: Coronavirus Disease 2019 (COVID-19) in the U.S. (scroll down a bit)


Feds have announced new restrictions

Feds announce flight restrictions, cruise ship ban amid COVID-19 outbreak - NEWS 1130

 

[FlamerForLife]

The UofC has cancelled in-person classes and is shifting to "remote teaching" from Monday going forward, however staff will still be expected to go in and work from the University.

 

[super6646]

Fun

 

[Ace Rimmer]

Went to get groceries tonight, that was surreal.

 

[crackdown44]

Is there a way to gamble on this?

 

[Pirate King Luffy]

Is there a way to gamble on this?

The only gamble is that you should hope and avoid getting infected. All you can do really.

 

[Ace Rimmer]

Is there a way to gamble on this?

Stock market would be an option. Depends whether the recovery was real or a dead cat bounce.

 

[Kahvi]

I now have 3 cases (72 cans) of beer in my balcony, so I'm ready for anything

 

[Ace Rimmer]

I now have 3 cases (72 cans) of beer in my balcony, so I'm ready for anything

Yeah but that's not a 14 day supply what if you have to self-isolate?

 

[Kahvi]

Yeah but that's not a 14 day supply what if you have to self-isolate?

I have to move to vodka or bourbon

 

[Ace Rimmer]

If anyone has any computer resources to spare, consider running Folding@Home

Folding@home update on SARS-CoV-2 (10 Mar 2020) – Folding@home

 

[Kahvi]

If anyone has any computer resources to spare, consider running Folding@Home

Folding@home update on SARS-CoV-2 (10 Mar 2020) – Folding@home

I think I'm gonna set up my backup laptop for that, I havent used it for 4 months I guess

 

[Johnny Hoxville]

Got groceries in Silverado today at 9am, smooth sailing for me.

 

[Corpus X]

Just trying to help.

Praise be!

 

[Figgy44]

Just trying to help.

Praise be!

His hands look pre-lubed. I am scared.

His face looks like a mask from the purge. Also scary.

 

[Ace Rimmer]

Thanks @Corpus X i feel better already. /s

interesting late night reading for those interested.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/world/corona-simulator/

 

[DCDM]

I now have 3 cases

...

(72 cans) of beer in my balcony, so I'm ready for anything

 

[super6646]

Schools and daycare centres closed. Gonna be a problem with those who have kids.

 

[Corpus X]

For those of you who enjoy the dark humor, like me.

 

[JPeeper]

Woke up today with a f***ed up throat and my nose is not stuffy. Only I would catch the common cold during a flu outbreak. ayyy lmao

 

[Ace Rimmer]

Woke up today with a f***ed up throat and my nose is not stuffy. Only I would catch the common cold during a flu outbreak. ayyy lmao

Call 811 bro.

 

[tmurfin]

COVID Self Assessment


Do this self assessment before calling 811, from what I’ve heard their lines are busy for hours on end

 

[Bounces R Way]

I just wanna go outside and lick stuff. Really breaking up my normal Sunday routine.

 

[Unlimited Chequing]

I just wanna go outside and lick stuff. Really breaking up my normal Sunday routine.

Sexually?

 

[Bounces R Way]

Sexually?

If there's a way to lick something that's not inherently sexual I'd like to see it.