Off topic thread **** numbers, cyclists, and dentists who shoot lions

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The guy is absolutely creepy.

I'm no fan of Rosie but good God the guy has his own set of issues as well.
 
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Even person is ****ed up in some way. You just have to find someone who'said quirks you can deal with.

Bonus if she's got great **** and a nice badonkadonk
 
Even person is ****ed up in some way. You just have to find someone who'said quirks you can deal with.

Bonus is she's got great ****

I wish I had the same priorities in selecting a mate at 20 as I do now. Some people, myself included, are simply to dumb to date until they are at least 25.
 
I am a big believer that people change every seven years. I don't think you are really yourself until (you nailed it) 25
 
I created a burner profile on Match.com to check out all the hype. What a ****show.

Wants - maximum salary.
Makes - TBD.
Currently - finding myself.
Career - unemployed, but covering all options (i.e. fired from multiple jobs).
 
I created a burner profile on Match.com to check out all the hype. What a ****show.

Wants - maximum salary.
Makes - TBD.
Currently - finding myself.
Career - unemployed, but covering all options (i.e. fired from multiple jobs).

You should set your profile to say you live in a trailer with your mommasister and get paid by a disability claim for drinking fracking runoff
 
I created a burner profile on Match.com to check out all the hype. What a ****show.

Wants - maximum salary.
Makes - TBD.
Currently - finding myself.
Career - unemployed, but covering all options (i.e. fired from multiple jobs).

Lol.


If you want every princess in the book

Wants - a woman that is not afraid to be herself
Makes 9 figures
Currently - waiting for Snow White to awaken from her slumber
Career - CEO of a multi-national corporation and founder of girlsjustwantlouisvuitton.com


If you want the type of girl who marries Richard Ramirez or Charles Manson

Wants - **** you
Makes - **** you
Currently - ****ing your mom
Career - Mother ****er


If you want a girl that knows how to party

Wants - An angel in public and a devil between the sheets
Makes - *****es wet
Currently - distilling moonshine
Career- ask me after our 3rd date
 
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Wants - to party like a rockstar
Makes - you want to have my baby
Currently - channel surfing like a boss
Career - panty inspector
 
Jangling Man's:

Wants - Listens to Brian Eno
Makes - I drive a 2011 Ford Focus :dunno:
Currently - Listening to Brian Eno
Career - Will eventually be The Man, man.
 
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