Benedict Parisechuk
Army of Pandolfo's
I don't know if the team is awful or if the coaching is awful or both, but I know for a fact this team does not fit the system any more. DeBoer coaches a tenacious forecheck that leads to turnovers. We're now a sit back and play slow team. Honestly, this strikes me as the perfect Lemaire team. Him and Boucher could probably work with this roster.
It didn't really occur to me that they brought in players who don't fit the system until I read this. Every player who they brought in during the offseason is NOT meant to forecheck for significant periods of time except maybe Clowe who can't really keep up because hes slow as balls. Jagr, Ryder, Brunner really don't fit in to what Pete preaches AT ALL. You can say the same for Elias, Bernier, and Zubrus as well even though there not as weak on the forecheck as the other 4 but there still too slow. They actually might need an entirely new system to salvage this fiasco which I would be completely in favor of at this point.