This is awesome, well done Elkranio.
I am predicting this to be my path to Bingo and eternal glory on Elk's play card.
4 mins 37 secs into period 1 - Pietrangelo shoots wide from a killer position, a shot so wide that it clips Oshie in the side of the face, who is actually skating to the bench, and we end up getting a bogus PP for a high stick that never was, which leads to....
4 mins 44 secs into period 1- the start of our first PP, one that for a minute and 15 secs we fail to enter the zone on, before....
5 mins and 59 secs into period 1 - Steve Ott decides to facewash Matt Read and draws a minor for roughing, despite the Blues being on the PP (wait, why is Ott out on the PP? Oh that is right...Hitch being Hitch)
6 mins and 00 secs into period 1 - Some 4 on 4 hockey which means some Berglund and Oshie time! My girlfriend comes in and lets me know how attractive Berglund is. This continues to annoy me greatly as I realise I continue to be unable to hold a candle to somebody who can't hit an open net.
7 mins and 23 secs into period 1 - After a screened opening goal by the Flyers that Pietrangelo does a superb job of ensuring Elliott never sees opens the scoring, on the following shift Bortman make their presence felt with Bortuzzo's gigantic ass getting right in the way of Elliott's line of sight and subsequently putting us in a 2-0 hole.
I win Bingo, proclaim that "there is always next year" and cry myself to sleep again.