My favorite was if you snow the goalie he's going to get pissed. Just a great pun.
Nah the part I was talking about got deleted within minutes of it going on for more than two pages, so I doubt many people other than the posters posting in it got to see it. One of the posters was saying how he had to play on that ice this coming Monday and another poster made a joke about it and it just kept getting funnier and funnier from there as we all started pitching in and making fun of him.
"Eklund says (poster's name) to play there on Monday e4."
"That ice looks awful, it's a good thing no one on here has to play there anytime soon."
"I have tickets to watch (poster's name) play there on Monday."
Stuff like that.