Confirmed with Link: Nichushkin back in assistance program; suspended a minimum of six months

[henchman21]

I'm practicing my new Nuke goal scoring line... "Pay that man what little it takes to keep him sober!"

Nuke is 100% that friend with the razor blade hidden in their phone case.

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

I'm practicing my new Nuke goal scoring line... "Pay that man what little it takes to keep him sober!"

He gets his own goal song when he scores...

 

[expatriatedtexan]

Nuke is 100% that friend with the razor blade hidden in their phone case.

If he was as tough as a wrestler (and we didn't have 4K slow mo instant replay) he'd keep them in his gloves and use them to draw four minute penalties out of thin air.

He gets his own goal song when he scores...

One of the greatest dirty groove songs to play. Ranks right up there with La Grange.

 

[Alienblood]

Nuke is 100% that friend with the razor blade hidden in their phone case.

Bank card works

 

[henchman21]

Bank card works

How I can tell you’re not a connoisseur.

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1844035989318271269

 

[Ceremony]

Guys, good news on the Nuke side. He is coming back and should be clean. Nukie is coming back later this month. We need him.

That's the spirit. You could all stand to learn from this perspective.

 

[CobraAcesS]

How I can tell you’re not a connoisseur.

Or just a poor connoisseur. A Dave and Busters card, or a Men's Wear house points card work just fine. Just use the concrete outside to file them down a bit.

This post says "I live in Detroit" more than my knowledge of the Deadthings farm system ever could.

 

[SirLoinOfCloth]

Let's focus on the good.

Nuke is a f***ing monster hockey player.

 

[henchman21]

Or just a poor connoisseur. A Dave and Busters card, or a Men's Wear house points card work just fine. Just use the concrete outside to file them down a bit.

This post says "I live in Detroit" more than my knowledge of the Deadthings farm system ever could.

Or have a high enough credit score to get one of the metal cards and grind in a nice knife point to the edge... not that I'd know or anything.

 

[CobraAcesS]

Or have a high enough credit score to get one of the metal cards and grind in a nice knife point to the edge... not that I'd know or anything.

The Amazon card is kinda metal ish, and they give that to anyone.

We're clearly talking about the McGuiver remake right?

 

[henchman21]

The Amazon card is kinda metal ish, and they give that to anyone.

We're clearly talking about the McGuiver remake right?

Yeah nothing nefarious is at play here. Just clean, wholesome, family friendly activities.

 

[CobraAcesS]

Yeah nothing nefarious is at play here. Just clean, wholesome, family friendly activities.

The world is a diverse place with many different family dynamics.

We're certainly no exception here in HFAvs land.

 

[MonsterMack]

That's the spirit. You could all stand to learn from this perspective.

Val is our next captain!

 

[Muffin]

What exactly was Val busted for? Just coke? He just needs to be better at not getting caught then because I’m pretty sure 90% of the league does it.

 

[AvsMakar08]

He gets his own goal song when he scores...

To tell you the truth sometimes I have this feeling that Nuke might be sniffing coke wright before the puck drop in the locker room restroom. Maybe that is why he seems like a superman on skates out there on the ice. I also noticed that Nuke laughs at his own goals after he scores at times.

 

[Chileiceman]

What exactly was Val busted for? Just coke? He just needs to be better at not getting caught then because I’m pretty sure 90% of the league does it.

I think the only reason he was being tested was because he agreed to enter into the player assistance program after what happened in Seattle, and as a condition he had to consent to drug testing. Otherwise I don't think guys get tested for cocaine.