League News: NHL Talk - (News n' Scores n' Stuff) | 2024-25 Summer Edition

[RedRocking]

Time to stick Jumbo Joe in a Taylor Sheridan series.

Beards of Bakersfield
Coastal Cleats
Special Ops: Jumbo Johnson
Hobo Honor
Fresno Furry Fury

Eh, I overdid the alliteration - can’t quite put it together. We need a Sheridan series name generator. Get to it, internet!

 

[usiel]

Beards of Bakersfield
Coastal Cleats
Special Ops: Jumbo Johnson
Chico Champ
Fresno Furry Fury

Eh, I overdid the alliteration - can’t quite put it together. We need a Sheridan series name generator. Get to it, internet!

I mean we already have Landman for a Sheridan series name. Some ideas....

Dirt
Get Off My Lawn
Shitty Neighbor
Storage Shed
Dumphries, VA

 

[HTFN]

This Joe Thornton entrance is amazing!

As a guy who probably looks older than he is I don't even say this with any hate but Joe looks like he's 10 years out of his playing days and there for something else entirely… just wild how athletes change when they don't have to work to be brutalized a bunch (offensive linemen what's up)

 

[g00n]

Looking like a Hobo with a makeover minus the shave…

Dude what is it with you and how people dress? lol

Are you a fashion critic from the NYT?

 

[CapitalsCupReality]

Dude what is it with you and how people dress? lol

Are you a fashion critic from the NYT?

Clothes look great, the beard looks like a Hobo….and it always has.

Same with Newton….clothes are great, the stupid dredds popping out the top of his hat looks freakin absurd.

Sorry to offend oh delicate flower!

 

[g00n]

Clothes look great, the beard looks like a Hobo….and it always has.

Same with Newton….clothes are great, the stupid dredds popping out the top of his hat looks freakin absurd.

Sorry to offend oh delicate flower!

You're not offending anyone. It's just weird

 

[CapitalsCupReality]

You're not offending anyone. It's just weird

To you.

 

[RedRocking]

I mean we already have Landman for a Sheridan series name. Some ideas....

Dirt
Get Off My Lawn
Shitty Neighbor
Storage Shed
Dumphries, VA

“Storage Shed” it is.

<Overly serious voiceover>: “Most people mill about their lives aimlessly, with their yoga pants and overpriced lattes. What they don't realize is that those freedoms are secured by a vast network of storage sheds. What a man must do…what he must become in his storage shed, is the very backbone of this great country. For me, it’s a way of life…that is now under assault…”


I had too much fun writing this - def have watched too much Sheridan, lol