NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – SUPER PEJORATIVE BEDARDED PHASE TWENTY-SIX!
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Lord Defect
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It’s a good thing I took Birra tacos and not Birria tacos.
They’re damn near identical, the only difference is that I own the one that only has one “i” in it.
JojoTheWhale
"You should keep it." -- Striiker
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ajgoal
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You're failing at your own advice here.
Lord Defect
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Striiker
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ajgoal
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We have Ingrid Bergman as our Goodwill Ambassador. Here goes our pick for Goodwill Ambassador II.
If Ingrid can't win you over, we'll send in the big guns. She was known to greet everyone that entered the house in turn. She'd bring her favorite toy to people she'd never met before. And then she'd curl up in their laps. She even won over my dad, notorious hater.
Team Goodwill Ambassador II: Rain
@Strawberry Fields
If Ingrid can't win you over, we'll send in the big guns. She was known to greet everyone that entered the house in turn. She'd bring her favorite toy to people she'd never met before. And then she'd curl up in their laps. She even won over my dad, notorious hater.
Team Goodwill Ambassador II: Rain
@Strawberry Fields
F*** me - that is a DAMNED good kitty 
We start the day with @Strawberry Fields on the clock, @BiggE on deck, @pit on the lido deck, and Magua on the lido afterdeck.
I keep seeing that f***ing "Owen Tippett signs eight-year contract" at the top of the list of threads every time I open this site. It's like a toxic, flaming orange reminder of this whole Urr. The old part of the Urr, and the new part of the Urr, and how the two parts are bridged so it is the same whole Urr. And every time I see it, I think "Chuck motherf***ing Fletcher." That sabotaging piece of shit.
We start the day with @Strawberry Fields on the clock, @BiggE on deck, @pit on the lido deck, and Magua on the lido afterdeck.
I keep seeing that f***ing "Owen Tippett signs eight-year contract" at the top of the list of threads every time I open this site. It's like a toxic, flaming orange reminder of this whole Urr. The old part of the Urr, and the new part of the Urr, and how the two parts are bridged so it is the same whole Urr. And every time I see it, I think "Chuck motherf***ing Fletcher." That sabotaging piece of shit.
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
Making our next pick, brother, will be
Lord Defect
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Lord Defect
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Yeah. My street food was taken
Yeah, you f***ed that up. Fix it.
Lord Defect
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That sounds about right. What a dunce.
We start the day again with @Strawberry Fields on the clock, @BiggE on deck, @pit on the lido deck, and Magua on the lido afterdeck.
They have stopped updating the episodes of I Am Solo and I Am Solo: Love Forever on the free website I use. That is ... not good.
We start the day again with @Strawberry Fields on the clock, @BiggE on deck, @pit on the lido deck, and Magua on the lido afterdeck.
They have stopped updating the episodes of I Am Solo and I Am Solo: Love Forever on the free website I use. That is ... not good.
Strawberry Fields
12x Calder Cup Champs
Sorry all. Been sick since Wednesday.
Vancouver selects Mathieu Cataford as its final Futurehead.
@BiggE
Vancouver selects Mathieu Cataford as its final Futurehead.
@BiggE
DancingPanther
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Hope you're feeling better my friend
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
You know, when it comes to Florida street food, dude, there can only be one that represents the Jacksonville Methgators, BROTHER!
So, the official street food of the Jacksonville Methgators is, GATOR BITES, BROTHER!!
@pit , come on down and have a little bit of that chomp, chomp!
At this point in the draft, I'm surprised this player is still on the board. I thought he was taken too high in the real draft, but he's likely too low now. As a 5th round pick however it seems a poor choice to pass on him.
Fifth and final futurehead - Colby Barlow
@Magua Did I set the bar too low for you?
Fifth and final futurehead - Colby Barlow
@Magua Did I set the bar too low for you?
Magua
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The Honolulu Ghibli bestow our jersey upon our final Futurehead.....Alexander Rykov (RW)
Pure stats + Canes pick. 25 points in 27 games in the VHL and 8 points in 23 games in the KHL this season -- that's rare air for a D+1. Especially for a July birthday. The physical tools look fine, with some nifty edges. Basically, he'll be a guaranteed possession-driving middle 6 Carolina Hurricane on Earth Prime, so might as well get out in front.
*****
@DancingPanther -- no witcher's ever died in his own bed
No, but you did snipe my pick.
Pure stats + Canes pick. 25 points in 27 games in the VHL and 8 points in 23 games in the KHL this season -- that's rare air for a D+1. Especially for a July birthday. The physical tools look fine, with some nifty edges. Basically, he'll be a guaranteed possession-driving middle 6 Carolina Hurricane on Earth Prime, so might as well get out in front.
*****
@DancingPanther -- no witcher's ever died in his own bed
No, but you did snipe my pick.
DancingPanther
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Team Goodwill embassador: KEANU REEVES
I am making dinner. I did not check the sheet. Is this ok?
I am making dinner. I did not check the sheet. Is this ok?
DancingPanther
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Ok then I'll wait until after dinner
Striiker
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DancingPanther
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Ok, I checked the sheet this time. Btw, we made pizzas for dinner. Homemade dough rising since this morning.
I brushed the dough with a mixture of Italian spices, salt, pepper, and melted butter and evoo, then put pepperoncinis, spicy soppressata, and sundried tomatoes on it. Fresh mozz of course. Damn was that good.
Anyway, all this to say our team GUY is gonna be STANLEY TUCCI
@Chuck Downie
I brushed the dough with a mixture of Italian spices, salt, pepper, and melted butter and evoo, then put pepperoncinis, spicy soppressata, and sundried tomatoes on it. Fresh mozz of course. Damn was that good.
Anyway, all this to say our team GUY is gonna be STANLEY TUCCI
@Chuck Downie
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