NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE THREE! Part Three

[FlyerNutter]

Just give me the babe thing.

Make it happen.

 

[Lord Defect]

OK, so we are winding down with PHASE THREE! which has been a massive success, obviously, and it's time to prepare for PHASE FOUR! I'll put the preliminary but basically done list of categories below. I may or may not take suggestions, but almost certainly won't for this phase, but I will copy them and put them somewhere for later. I need to know if:

1) You are still in
B) You have any suggestions for categories

CURRENT PLAYERS (i.e. 3rd Line) - PLAYERS WHO ARE CURRENTLY ALIVE AND PLAYING HOCKEY

LW
C
RW
D
D
(No goalie - there aren't enough)

VERY IMPORTANT AND LOGICAL STUFF FOR INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL AND WORLD SETTLEMENT

· Team Author
· Team Play-by-Play Person and Color Commentator (2) - you pick both at the same time
· Team Punching Bag - someone on whom you take out your rage with punching, kicking, stabbing, slicing, etc.
· Team Vacation Spot
· Team Pasta/Noodle Dish
· Team Single-Pilot Attack Vehicle
· Team Multi-Passenger Transport Vehicle

@JojoTheWhale
@Lord Defect - in
@Hollywood Couturier
@ajgoal
@Ghosts Beer
@Strawberry Fields
@BiggE
@pit
@Young Sandwich - in
@Captain Dave Poulin - neck-deep in
@FlyerNutter - in
@DancingPanther
@BernieParent
@Rebels57
@FlyTimmo
@Chuck Downie
@CanadianFlyer88
@GKJ
@Chinatown88 - in
@Hurricane28


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[Captain Dave Poulin]

I'm going to use this to experiment with the tables. If anyone happens to see this, just ignore it.

FlyTimmo - Boston FlyTimmos

			Forwards	Defensemen	Goaltender
City	Boston	Current Line 1	Taylor Hall-Tyler Seguin-Kevin Hayes	Erik Gudbranson-Patrice Bergeron	Andrew Hammond
Owner	Michael Jordan	Current Line 2
GM	Peter Chiarelli	Current Line 3
Coach	Bill Belichick	Current Line 4
Arena	Little Caesars Arena	Legend Line 1	Craig Berube-Brett Lindros-Dit Clapper	Bobby Orr-Harry Dick	David Ayers
		Legend Line 2
		Legend Line 3
Minor League	Worcester Worcestershire	Legend Line 4

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Actor/Actress	Scott Hartnell	Mascot	pit
Attack Vehicle		Message Board Poster	Tripod
Author		Minor-League	Worcester Worcestershire
Automobile	Invisible Boatmobile	Movie Franchise	Transformers
Band/Musician	Michael Cera	Pasta/Noodle Dish
Beer/Liquor	Natural Light	PBP & Color
Cactus	Flycactos	Punching Bag
Candy	Jawbreakers	Rinkside Reporter	pit
Cartoon Character	Nina Tucker	Sandwich	Lobster Roll
Chips	Takis	Scent	Essence of Hayes
Dealer's Choice	The Proton	Shoe	Toe Shoes
Fast Food	Little Caesars	Transport Vehicle
Goal Song	"Congratulations"	TV Show	Nathan For You
Ice Cream	Triple Gooberberry Sunrise	Vacation Spot
KPop Group/Eyeroll	NCT	Videogame	Call of Duty
Light Saber Color	Pregnancy Test Blue	Warm-Up Song	"Sh'qwelya"

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pit - Chicago Chimpanzees

			Forwards	Defensemen	Goaltender
City	Chicago	Current Line 1	Travis Konecny-Connor McDavid-Andrei Svechnikov	Adam Pelech-Erik Karlsson	Connor Hellebuyck
Owner	Dietrich Mateschitz	Current Line 2
GM	Doug Armstrong	Current Line 3
Coach	Mike Sullivan	Current Line 4
Arena	Ericsson Globe	Legend Line 1	Brendan Shanahan-Bryan Trottier-Teemu Selanne	Denis Potvin-Larry Murphy	Patrick Roy
		Legend Line 2
		Legend Line 3
Minor League	Detroit Left Wings	Legend Line 4

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Actor/Actress	Donald Glover	Mascot	Gritty
Attack Vehicle		MessageBoard Poster	Flyguy3911
Author		Minor-League	Detroit Left Wings
Automobile	1982 Delorean	Movie Franchise	Mad Max
Band/Musician	The Clash	Pasta/Noodle Dish
Beer/Liquor	Ginger Beer	PBP & Color
Cactus	Meglos	Punching Bag
Candy	Warheads	Rinkside Reporter	Nardwuar
Cartoon Character	Batman	Sandwich	Grilled Cheese
Chips	Soviet Doritos	Scent	Petrichor
Dealer's Choice	Free Will	Shoe	8-Hole Cherry Red Doc Martens
Fast Food	Chipotle	Transport Vehicle
Goal Song	"Jawbreaker"	TV Show	Dr. Who
Ice Cream	Ben & Jerry's	Vacation Spot
KPop Group/Eyeroll	Babymetal	Videogame	Pac-Man
Light Saber Color	Soviet Brown	Warm-Up Song	"Tubthumping"

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Chinatown88 - Hay-On-Wye Bookworms

			Forwards	Defensemen	Goaltender
City	Hay-On-Wye	Current Line 1	Timo Meier-Pierre-Luc Dubois-Tomas Hertl	Esa Lindell-Colton Parayko	Jacob Markstrom
Owner	Mikhail Prokhorov	Current Line 2
GM	Ron Francis	Current Line 3
Coach	Peter Laviolette	Current Line 4
Arena	Mercedes-Benz Arena Berlin	Legend Line 1	Paul Kariya-Peter Forsberg-Jari Kurri	Scott Niedermayer-Rob Blake	Strombone1
		Legend Line 2
		Legend Line 3
Minor League	Reading Readers	Legend Line 4

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Actor/Actress	Katheryn Winnick	Mascot	Fukkachan
Attack Vehicle		Message Board Poster	BigToe
Author		Minor-League	Reading Readers
Automobile	1999 Nissan Skyline GT-R R34 (Godzilla)	Movie Franchise	Godzilla
Band/Musician	Vienna Philharmonic	Pasta/Noodle Dish
Beer/Liquor	Black Dragon Cider	PBP & Color
Cactus	Togemon	Punching Bag
Candy	Crunch	Rinkside Reporter	Dilraba
Cartoon Character	Snoopy	Sandwich	Oreos
Chips	Sour Cream and Cheddar Ruffles	Scent	Fresh Baked Bakery Goods
Dealer's Choice	The Megaverse	Shoe	Air Jordan 11 Space Jams
Fast Food	Culver's	Transport Vehicle
Goal Song	"War"	TV Show	Rome
Ice Cream	Gelato	Vacation Spot
KPop Group/Eyeroll	Girls' Generation	Videogame	Pokemon
Light Saber Color	Pouting Blue	Warm-Up Song	"Shiki No Uta"

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FlyerNutter - Iqaluit Pain

			Forwards	Defensemen	Goaltender
City	Iqaluit	Current Line 1	Teuvo Teräväinen-Matt Barzal-Viktor Arvidsson	Zach Werenski-Barclay (the pup)	John Gibson
Owner	Pitbull	Current Line 2
GM	Pierre McGuire	Current Line 3
Coach	Dave Hakstol	Current Line 4
Arena	Little Caesars Arena	Legend Line 1	Hayley Wickenheiser-Sergei Fedorov-Vladimir Putin	Chris Pronger-Bill Quackenbush	Kim St-Pierre
		Legend Line 2
		Legend Line 3
Minor League	Panama Pleasure	Legend Line 4

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Actor/Actress	Russel Crowe	Mascot	The Naughty Narwhal
Attack Vehicle		Message Board Poster	Captain Dave Poulin
Author		Minor-League	Panama Pleasure
Automobile	Wet Nellie	Movie Franchise	Indiana Jones
Band/Musician	Depeche Mode	Pasta/Noodle Dish
Beer/Liquor	La Hechicera Rum	PBP & Color
Cactus	Prickly Pear	Punching Bag
Candy	Candy Canes	Rinkside Reporter	Taryn Hatcher
Cartoon Character	Natasha	Sandwich	Egg McMuffin
Chips	Pringles	Scent	Freshly Cut Grass
Dealer's Choice	The Stanley Cup	Shoe	Cashew
Fast Food	A&W	Transport Vehicle
Goal Song	"Gimme Shelter"	TV Show	Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Ice Cream	Freezies	Vacation Spot
KPop Group/Eyeroll	Stellar	Videogame	Assassin's Creed
Light Saber Color	Darth Maul Double Saber Red	Warm-Up Song	"You're the Best"

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BiggE - Jacksonville Methgators

			Forwards	Defensemen	Goaltender
City	Jacksonville	Current Line 1	Patrick Laine-Quinton Byfield-Artemi Panarin	Ivan Provorov-Brent Burns	Igor Shestyorkin
Owner	Vince McMahon	Current Line 2
GM	Lou Lamoriello	Current Line 3
Coach	John Tortorella	Current Line 4
Arena	O2 Arena (Methgators Palace)	Legend Line 1	Ted Lindsay-Derek Sanderson-Tim Kerr	King Clancy-Al Iafrate	Turk Broda
		Legend Line 2
		Legend Line 3
Minor League	Charlestown Cracklizards	Legend Line 4

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Actor/Actress	Burt Reynolds	Mascot	Crackhead Joe
Attack Vehicle		Message Board Poster	Magua
Author		Minor-League	Charlestown Cracklizards
Automobile	General Lee	Movie Franchise	Cannonball Run
Band/Musician	Rush	Pasta/Noodle Dish
Beer/Liquor	Moonshine	PBP & Color
Cactus	Mankind	Punching Bag
Candy	Mars Bar	Rinkside Reporter	Danielle Bregoli
Cartoon Character	Foghorn Leghorn	Sandwich	Cuban Sandwich
Chips	Fritos	Scent	Eau de Stripper Pole
Dealer's Choice	Odorless Weed	Shoe	Dollar Store Beach Flip-Flops
Fast Food	Zaxby's	Transport Vehicle
Goal Song	"Limelight"	TV Show	Beavis and Butt-Head
Ice Cream	Ice Cream Sandwich	Vacation Spot
KPop Group/Eyeroll		Videogame	All Dive Bar Video Games
Light Saber Color	Florida Trash Nunchucks	Warm-Up Song	"Working Man"

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Hollywood Couturier - Las Vegas Desert Ducks

			Forwards	Defensemen	Goaltender
City	Las Vegas	Current Line 1	Alexis Lafrenière-Mark Scheifele-Nikita Kucherov	Dwayne Johnson-Ryan Ellis	Carey Price
Owner	The Walt Disney Company	Current Line 2
GM	Joe Sakic	Current Line 3
Coach	Nick Saban	Current Line 4
Arena	Rogers Place	Legend Line 1	Bill Barber-Marcel Dionne-Jaromir Jagr	Eric Desjardins-Mike Green	Terry Sawchuk
		Legend Line 2
		Legend Line 3
Minor League	Reno Mighty Ducks	Legend Line 4

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Actor/Actress	Liev Schrieber	Mascot	The Duck
Attack Vehicle		Message Board Poster	Surrounded By Ahos
Author		Minor-League	Reno Mighty Ducks
Automobile	1984 Ford Ecoline (Sheepdog)	Movie Franchise	Harry Potter
Band/Musician	Gregory Michael Davis	Pasta/Noodle Dish
Beer/Liquor	Screaming Eagle Winery	PBP & Color
Cactus	The Cactus Dance from The Three Caballeros	Punching Bag
Candy	Rolo	Rinkside Reporter	Diletta Leotta
Cartoon Character	Randy Marsh	Sandwich	Cheesesteak
Chips	Doritos	Scent	Money
Dealer's Choice	Expansion	Shoe	The Jordan XX9 Oregon Ducks SE
Fast Food	Chick-fil-a	Transport Vehicle
Goal Song		TV Show	It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Ice Cream	Milkshake	Vacation Spot
KPop Group/Eyeroll		Videogame	Gears of War
Light Saber Color	Monorail Silver	Warm-Up Song	"6ABC Theme Remix"

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Chuck Downie - Les Comiques de Saint-Louis-du-Ha!Ha!

			Forwards	Defensemen	Goaltender
City	Saint-Louis-du-Ha!Ha!	Current Line 1	Brad Marchand-Evgeni Malkin-Tom Wilson	Matt Dumba-Drew Doughty	Anton Khudobin
Owner	John Candy	Current Line 2
GM	Marc Bergevin	Current Line 3
Coach	Don Cherry	Current Line 4
Arena	The Cow Palace	Legend Line 1	Hazel McCallion-Eric Lindros-Evel Knievel	Link Gaetz-Harold Snepsts	Tommy Hanrahan
		Legend Line 2
		Legend Line 3
Minor League	Cavendish Anne of Scream Gables	Legend Line 4

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Actor/Actress	David Herman	Mascot	Rob Ford in Rob Ford Costume
Attack Vehicle		Message Board Poster	Masao
Author		Minor-League	Cavendish Anne of Scream Gables
Automobile	Ace & Gary's Car	Movie Franchise	Teen Wolf
Band/Musician	Claude Scott	Pasta/Noodle Dish
Beer/Liquor	La Fin du Monde	PBP & Color
Cactus	Drunkard's Dream	Punching Bag
Candy	Candy Cigarettes	Rinkside Reporter	Jeremy Hotz
Cartoon Character	Jinpei	Sandwich	Seal Burgers
Chips	Storm Chips	Scent	Flame-Grilled Whopper
Dealer's Choice	Balbir Singh Sr.	Shoe	Dr. Martens Three-Hole Black
Fast Food	Giant Tiger	Transport Vehicle
Goal Song	"Shaddap You Face"	TV Show	Perfect Strangers
Ice Cream	Snoopy Sno-cones	Vacation Spot
KPop Group/Eyeroll	Mitsou	Videogame	Leisure Suit Larry
Light Saber Color	K'kruhk Green	Warm-Up Song	"Out for a Rip"

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ajgoal - Los Angeles Whalers

			Forwards	Defensemen	Goaltender
City	Los Angeles	Current Line 1	Oskar Lindblom-Sebastian Aho-Tyler Toffoli	Mikhail Sergachev-Shea Theodore	Darcy Kuemper
Owner	Jerry Bruckheimer	Current Line 2
GM	Steve Yzerman	Current Line 3
Coach	Claude Julien	Current Line 4
Arena	T-Mobile Arena	Legend Line 1	Michel Goulet-Stan Mikita-Maurice Richard	Al MacInnis-Borje Salming	Dominik Hasek
		Legend Line 2
		Legend Line 3
Minor League	Hollywood Harpooners	Legend Line 4

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Actor/Actress	Charlize Theron	Mascot	Ned Land
Attack Vehicle		Message Board Poster	kudymen
Author		Minor-League	Hollywood Harpooners
Automobile	1964 Aston Martin DB5	Movie Franchise	Top Gun
Band/Musician	Weird Al Yankovic	Pasta/Noodle Dish
Beer/Liquor	Macallan	PBP & Color
Cactus	The Green Horror	Punching Bag
Candy	Toblerone	Rinkside Reporter	Brian Boucher
Cartoon Character	Toothless the Dragon	Sandwich	Schnitzelbrötchen
Chips	Cheetos	Scent	Pepperoni Pizza
Dealer's Choice	Darth Vader	Shoe	P. Martin "Shoe" Shoemaker
Fast Food	In-N-Out	Transport Vehicle
Goal Song	"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"	TV Show	Deadwood
Ice Cream	Fudgie the Whale	Vacation Spot
KPop Group/Eyeroll	Red Velvet	Videogame	Fortnite
Light Saber Color	Hartford Purple	Warm-Up Song	"Sports Song"

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Young Sandwich - Montreal Sexpos

			Forwards	Defensemen	Goaltender
City	Montreal	Current Line 1	Matthew Tkachuk-Aleksander Barkov-Brady Tkachuk	Bowen Byram-Dougie Hamilton	Tuukka Rask
Owner	Stan Kroenke	Current Line 2
GM	Striiker	Current Line 3
Coach	Bruce Boudreau	Current Line 4
Arena	Olympic Stadium	Legend Line 1	Keith Tkachuk-Mario Lemieux-Boom Boom Geoffrion	Mark Howe-Chris Chelios	Jacques Plante
		Legend Line 2
		Legend Line 3
Minor League	Victoriaville Trout	Legend Line 4

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Actor/Actress	Alexandra Daddario	Mascot	MacGruber in Youppi Costume Wearing MacGruber Costume
Attack Vehicle		Message Board Poster	LegionofDoom91
Author		Minor-League	Victoriaville Trout
Automobile	Magic School Bus	Movie Franchise	John Wick
Band/Musician	The Bronx/Mariachi El Bronx	Pasta/Noodle Dish
Beer/Liquor	Jagermeister	PBP & Color
Cactus	Space Cactus	Punching Bag
Candy	SweeTarts Ropes	Rinkside Reporter	Presley Norby
Cartoon Character	Rick Sanchez	Sandwich	Dagwood
Chips	Bugles	Scent	Fresh Air
Dealer's Choice	The Internet	Shoe	Vans Ultrarange Rapidweld
Fast Food	Taco Bell	Transport Vehicle
Goal Song	"Apocalypse WOW!"	TV Show	The Office (US)
Ice Cream	Astronaut Ice Cream	Vacation Spot
KPop Group/Eyeroll	BTS	Videogame	Uncharted
Light Saber Color	Neon Green	Warm-Up Song	"Hate to Say I Told You So"

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JojotheWhale - New York M.A.D. Cats

			Forwards	Defensemen	Goaltender
City	New York City	Current Line 1	Jack Hughes-Elias Pettersson-Anthony Cirelli	Charlie McAvoy-Adam Fox	MacKenzie Blackwood
Owner	Mark Cuban	Current Line 2
GM	Eric Tulsky	Current Line 3
Coach	Gilles Bouchard	Current Line 4
Arena	Chicago Stadium	Legend Line 1	Bobby Hull-Howie Morenz-Sergei Makarov	Red Kelly-Cyclone Taylor	Charles Darwin (crocked)
		Legend Line 2
		Legend Line 3
Minor League	Firenze Islanders	Legend Line 4

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Actor/Actress	Larry David	Mascot	Chiitan
Attack Vehicle		Message Board Poster	Bob McKenzie
Author		Minor-League	Firenze Islanders
Automobile	Alfa Romeo Tipo 33 Stradale	Movie Franchise	Mystery Science Theater 3000
Band/Musician	The Miles Davis Quintet	Pasta/Noodle Dish
Beer/Liquor	Buffalo Trace Distillery	PBP & Color
Cactus	Gargantua	Punching Bag
Candy	Candy Cummings	Rinkside Reporter	Statler and Waldorf
Cartoon Character	Lucien	Sandwich	Sandwich Pick (13th Category)
Chips	Grandma Utz's Kettle Style Chips made with real Lard	Scent	Fresh Cinnamon Rolls
Dealer's Choice	Mark Messier	Shoe	Slick Shoes
Fast Food	Bonchon	Transport Vehicle
Goal Song	"The Al Melgard Suite"	TV Show	Mad Men
Ice Cream	Gelataria della Passera	Vacation Spot
KPop Group/Eyeroll	Peelander-Z	Videogame	Mario
Light Saber Color	Smiley Rainbow	Warm-Up Song	"Wolf Totem"

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GKJ - Philadelphia Villains

			Forwards	Defensemen	Goaltender
City	Philadelphia	Current Line 1	Tim Stützle-Sean Couturier-Alex Ovechkin	Quinn Hughes-John Klingberg	Juuse Saros
Owner	Comcast	Current Line 2
GM	GKJ	Current Line 3
Coach	Jon Cooper	Current Line 4
Arena	UBS Arena	Legend Line 1	Alexander Mogilny-Peter Stastny-Jarome Iginla	Kimmo Timonen-Kim Johnsson	Bernie Parent
		Legend Line 2
		Legend Line 3
Minor League	Lehigh Valley Blazers	Legend Line 4

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Actor/Actress	Aubrey Plaza	Mascot	Philly Phanatic
Attack Vehicle		Message Board Poster	Beef Invictus
Author		Minor-League	Lehigh Valley Blazers
Automobile	2018 Dodge Charger SRT	Movie Franchise	The Fast and the Furious
Band/Musician	Chvrches	Pasta/Noodle Dish
Beer/Liquor	Skyy Vodka	PBP & Color
Cactus	Peyote	Punching Bag
Candy	Reese's Peanut Butter Cups	Rinkside Reporter	Andrea Helfrich
Cartoon Character	Sailor Moon	Sandwich	The Gobbler
Chips	Utz Salt & Pepper Potato Chips	Scent	Weed
Dealer's Choice	The Moon	Shoe	Custom Vans with Weed
Fast Food	Wawa	Transport Vehicle
Goal Song	"Move Closer to Your World"	TV Show	Euphoria
Ice Cream	Haagen Dazs	Vacation Spot
KPop Group/Eyeroll	TWICE	Videogame	Legend of Zelda
Light Saber Color	Gold	Warm-Up Song	"Sweet Dreams"

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Rebels57 - Portland Fog

			Forwards	Defensemen	Goaltender
City	Portland, OR	Current Line 1	Kirill Kaprizov-Mika Zibanejad-Mitch Marner	Victor Hedman-Philippe Myers	Ilya Sorokin
Owner	Jennifer Lopez	Current Line 2
GM	Daryl Morey	Current Line 3
Coach	Pete DeBoer	Current Line 4
Arena	Estádio Olímpico Nikton Santos (Rio Olympic Stadium)	Legend Line 1	Hilary Knight-Mike Modano-Gordie Howe	Brian Leetch-Pierre Pilote	Pelle Lindbergh
		Legend Line 2
		Legend Line 3
Minor League	Tillamook Terrible Tillies	Legend Line 4

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Actor/Actress	Katee Sackhoff	Mascot	Dafoe
Attack Vehicle		Message Board Poster	SolidSnakeUS
Author		Minor-League	Tillamook Terrible Tillies
Automobile	Batmobile	Movie Franchise	Marvel Cinematic Universe
Band/Musician	Prince	Pasta/Noodle Dish
Beer/Liquor	Absinthe	PBP & Color
Cactus	Sabotenguron	Punching Bag
Candy	Whatchamacallit	Rinkside Reporter	Jeff Goldblum
Cartoon Character	Kaneda	Sandwich	Bánh Mì
Chips	Herr's Chickie's & Pete's Crabfries Potato Chips	Scent	Cosmo Kramer's the Beach
Dealer's Choice	Freddy "The Fog" Shero	Shoe	Sprint Shoes
Fast Food	Burger King	Transport Vehicle
Goal Song	"Let's Go Crazy"	TV Show	The Twilight Zone
Ice Cream	Chipwich	Vacation Spot
KPop Group/Eyeroll		Videogame	Final Fantasy
Light Saber Color	Mako Green	Warm-Up Song	"Ummon"

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Dancing Panther - Providence Platypi

			Forwards	Defensemen	Goaltender
City	Providence	Current Line 1	Kyle Connor-Brayden Point-Brendan Gallagher	Thomas Chabot-Jared Spurgeon	Ilya Samsonov
Owner	The Steve Irwin Foundation/Estate, Ted Turner	Current Line 2
GM	Ron Hextall	Current Line 3
Coach	Jared Bednar	Current Line 4
Arena	The Textron Opera House Arena	Legend Line 1	Snoop Dogg-Pavel Datsyuk-Guy Lafleur	Paul Coffey-Slava Fetisov	Vladislav Tretiak
		Legend Line 2
		Legend Line 3
Minor League	New Haven Chaos	Legend Line 4

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Actor/Actress	Charles White, Jr.	Mascot	Ollie the Opera Singer
Attack Vehicle		Message Board Poster	Mr. Kite Circus Poster
Author		Minor-League	New Haven Chaos
Automobile	HITCHBOT	Movie Franchise	Fletch
Band/Musician	AC/DC	Pasta/Noodle Dish
Beer/Liquor	Hamm's	PBP & Color
Cactus	Cactus Jack	Punching Bag
Candy	Sour Gummy Worms	Rinkside Reporter	OnlyFans Nurse
Cartoon Character	Peter Griffin	Sandwich	L'Orni
Chips	Champion Chips	Scent	Fresh White Linens
Dealer's Choice	mRNA Technology	Shoe	Sherlock Holmes
Fast Food	All'antico Vinaio	Transport Vehicle
Goal Song	"Astronomia"	TV Show	The Queen's Gambit
Ice Cream	Talenti	Vacation Spot
KPop Group/Eyeroll		Videogame	Witcher
Light Saber Color	Vantablack	Warm-Up Song	"Hell's Bells"

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Captain Dave Poulin - Quebec Lapins

			Forwards	Defensemen	Goaltender
City	Quebec	Current Line 1	Lukas Reichel-Connor Bunnaman-Ozzy Wiesblatt	Thomas Harley-Cale Makar	Thatcher Demko
Owner	FSG	Current Line 2
GM	Doug Wilson Jr.	Current Line 3
Coach	Sam Hallam	Current Line 4
Arena	Yoshinoya Beef Bowl	Legend Line 1	Steve Shutt -Rob McClanahan- Pavel Bure	Teppo Numminen-Tim Horton	Johnny Bower
		Legend Line 2
		Legend Line 3
Minor League	Drummondville Mangoustes	Legend Line 4

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Actor/Actress	Song Kang-Ho	Mascot	Dandelion
Attack Vehicle		Message Board Poster	Stizzle
Author		Minor-League	Drummondville Mangoustes
Automobile	1977 Olive Green Porsche 911 S (Saga Noren)	Movie Franchise	Kill Bill
Band/Musician	Superchunk	Pasta/Noodle Dish
Beer/Liquor	Kirin Ichiban	PBP & Color
Cactus	Haktus	Punching Bag
Candy	Snickers	Rinkside Reporter	Kiko Mizuhara
Cartoon Character	Calvin	Sandwich	Katsu Sando
Chips	Goldfish	Scent	Coppertone
Dealer's Choice	Uniqlo	Shoe	Adidas Gazelles
Fast Food	Mini Stop Japan	Transport Vehicle
Goal Song	“DDU-DU DDU-DU”	TV Show	One Piece
Ice Cream	Dreamsicle	Vacation Spot
KPop Group/Eyeroll	BLACKPINK	Videogame	Terraria
Light Saber Color	Mangouste Green	Warm-Up Song	"Whistle"/"Boombayah"

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CanadianFlyer88 - Seattle Sockeyes

			Forwards	Defensemen	Goaltender
City	Seattle	Current Line 1	Jonathan Huberdeau-Jack Eichel-Steven Stamkos	Rasmus Dahlin-Seth Jones	Carter Hart
Owner	Steve Ballmer	Current Line 2
GM	Jim Devellano	Current Line 3
Coach	Rikard Grönborg	Current Line 4
Arena	The Hunky Dorys Cascadian Sports Complex	Legend Line 1	Valeri Kharlamov-Jean Beliveau-Mike Bossy	Doug Harvey-Larry Robinson	Hap Holmes
		Legend Line 2
		Legend Line 3
Minor League	Tacoma Totems	Legend Line 4

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Actor/Actress	Jeffrey Dean Morgan	Mascot	Uncle Salmon
Attack Vehicle		Message Board Poster	Atlanta Sports Fan
Author		Minor-League	Tacoma Totems
Automobile	K.I.T.T.	Movie Franchise	Twilight Saga
Band/Musician	Sir Mix-A-Lot	Pasta/Noodle Dish
Beer/Liquor	Ghostfish Brewing Company	PBP & Color
Cactus	Goldwater's Desert Rose Cactus Ale	Punching Bag
Candy	Nerds	Rinkside Reporter	Erin Andrews
Cartoon Character	Hank Scorpio	Sandwich	Smoked Salmon Sandwich
Chips	Hunky Dorys	Scent	Fresh White Powder
Dealer's Choice	Sportsnet Hockey Central Panel	Shoe	Nike 78 Aquarium
Fast Food	Starbucks	Transport Vehicle
Goal Song	"Voodoo Chile"	TV Show	Twin Peaks
Ice Cream	Murphy's Smoked Salmon Ice Cream	Vacation Spot
KPop Group/Eyeroll		Videogame	Oregon Trail
Light Saber Color	Energy Sword	Warm-Up Song	"Salmon Song"

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Lord Defect - St. Paul Stay Pufts

			Forwards	Defensemen	Goaltender
City	St. Paul	Current Line 1	Brock Boeser-Ryan O'Reilly-Vladimir Tarasenko	Justin Faulk-Ryan McDonough	Jordan Binnington
Owner	Bill Murray	Current Line 2
GM	Paul Holmgren	Current Line 3
Coach	Rod Brind'Amour	Current Line 4
Arena	The Spectrum	Legend Line 1	Herb Brooks-Wayne Gretzky-Butt Hole	Phil Housley-Steve Duchesne	Martin Brodeur
		Legend Line 2
		Legend Line 3
Minor League	Savage Slimers	Legend Line 4

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

Actor/Actress	Rick Moranis	Mascot	The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Attack Vehicle		Message Board Poster	Eklund
Author		Minor-League	Savage Slimers
Automobile	The Ecto-1A	Movie Franchise	Ghostbusters
Band/Musician	Huey Lewis and the News	Pasta/Noodle Dish
Beer/Liquor	Stay Puft Brown Ale	PBP & Color
Cactus	Ghost Cactus	Punching Bag
Candy	Stay Puft Marshmallows	Rinkside Reporter	Ilya Bryzgalov
Cartoon Character	Bugs Bunny	Sandwich	Fluffernutter
Chips	The Real Ghostbusters	Scent	Roasted Marshmallows
Dealer's Choice	Dreams	Shoe	Adidas Shelltops
Fast Food	McDonald's	Transport Vehicle
Goal Song	"Baby Shark"	TV Show	Sliders
Ice Cream	Character Ice Cream Bars	Vacation Spot
KPop Group/Eyeroll		Videogame	Ghostbusters
Light Saber Color	Spengler Pink	Warm-Up Song	"Ghostbusters"

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

Bernie Parent - Tampa Bay FireSticks

			Forwards	Defensemen	Goaltender
City	Tampa Bay	Current Line 1	Gabriel Landeskog-Sidney Crosby-Patrick Kane	Morgan Rielly-Alex Pietrangelo	Shannon Szabados
Owner	Molson-Coors	Current Line 2
GM	Appleyard	Current Line 3
Coach	Gregg Popovich	Current Line 4
Arena	Japan National Stadium	Legend Line 1	Henry Maracle-Cammi Granato-Willie O'Ree	Derrick Brooks-Sylvester Flis	Ken Dryden
		Legend Line 2
		Legend Line 3
Minor League	Orlando Solar Bears	Legend Line 4

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

Actor/Actress	Ryan Reynolds	Mascot	Phoenix
Attack Vehicle		Message Board Poster	MiamiScreamingEagles
Author		Minor-League	Orlando Solar Bears
Automobile	1967 Chevrolet Impala (Baby)	Movie Franchise	J.R.R. Tolkien
Band/Musician	Switchfoot	Pasta/Noodle Dish
Beer/Liquor	Chianti Classico	PBP & Color
Cactus	Fire Cactus	Punching Bag
Candy	Candy Crush Saga	Rinkside Reporter	Will Ferrell
Cartoon Character	Superman	Sandwich	Po'boy
Chips	Intel Pentium	Scent	Buttered Popcorn
Dealer's Choice	Pope Francis	Shoe	Air Jordan 1 Mid Banned 2020
Fast Food	Bobby's Burger Palace	Transport Vehicle
Goal Song	"Fire"	TV Show	Monty Python's Flying Circus
Ice Cream	Fried Ice Cream	Vacation Spot
KPop Group/Eyeroll	Exo	Videogame	Minecraft
Light Saber Color	Flaming Sword	Warm-Up Song	"Radar Love"

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

Strawberry Fields - Vancouver Beavers

			Forwards	Defensemen	Goaltender
City	Vancouver	Current Line 1	Jake Guentzel-Nathan MacKinnon-Mikko Rantanen	Miro Heiskanen-Jaccob Slavin	Elvis Merzlikins
Owner	Jeff Vinik	Current Line 2
GM	Julien Brisebois	Current Line 3
Coach	Gerard Gallant	Current Line 4
Arena	Rogers Arena	Legend Line 1	John Bucyk-Phil Esposito-Mike Gartner	Nicklas Lidstrom-Ray Bourque	Glenn Hall
		Legend Line 2
		Legend Line 3
Minor League	Abbotsford Angry Beavers	Legend Line 4

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

Actor/Actress	Michael J. Fox	Mascot	Beaver the Kid
Attack Vehicle		Message Board Poster	Starat327
Author		Minor-League	Abbotsford Angry Beavers
Automobile	Cream 1949 Packard Custom Eight Victoria Convertible	Movie Franchise	Back to the Future
Band/Musician	John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band	Pasta/Noodle Dish
Beer/Liquor	A&W Root Beer	PBP & Color
Cactus	Cactus Caballero	Punching Bag
Candy	Swedish Fish	Rinkside Reporter	Steve Coates
Cartoon Character	Norbert	Sandwich	Reuben
Chips	Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips	Scent	Snickers Blizzard
Dealer's Choice	Beaver Tails Pastry	Shoe	Nike MAGS
Fast Food	Dairy Queen	Transport Vehicle
Goal Song	"Smokin'"	TV Show	Frasier
Ice Cream	Rocky Road	Vacation Spot
KPop Group/Eyeroll		Videogame	Rock Band
Light Saber Color	Hot Beaver Pink	Warm-Up Song	"Aces High"

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

Hurricane28 - Virginia Beach Surge

			Forwards	Defensemen	Goaltender
City	Virginia Beach	Current Line 1	Johnny Gaudreau-Nicklas Backstrom-Alexander Radulov	Travis Sanheim-Shayne Gostisbehere	Robin Lehner
Owner	Steve Cohen	Current Line 2
GM	Kyle Dubas	Current Line 3
Coach	Joel Quenneville	Current Line 4
Arena	Dimmsdale Dimmadome	Legend Line 1	Luc Robitaille-Jeremy Roenick-Martin St. Louis	Brian Rafalski-Dan Boyle	Jim Craig
		Legend Line 2
		Legend Line 3
Minor League	Atlantic City Nor'easters	Legend Line 4

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

Actor/Actress	Steve Carell	Mascot	Kool-Aid Man
Attack Vehicle		Message Board Poster	Cody Webster
Author		Minor-League	Atlantic City Nor'easters
Automobile	1967 Shelby GT500 (Eleanor)	Movie Franchise	Die Hard
Band/Musician	Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band	Pasta/Noodle Dish
Beer/Liquor	Colt 45	PBP & Color
Cactus	Saguaro	Punching Bag
Candy	Twizzlers	Rinkside Reporter	Kermit the Frog
Cartoon Character	Patrick Star	Sandwich	Popeye's Chicken Sandwich
Chips	Tostitos Scoops	Scent	New Car Smell
Dealer's Choice	United States Navy	Shoe	Heelys
Fast Food	Moe's Mexican Grill	Transport Vehicle
Goal Song	"Mahna Mahna"	TV Show	Survivor
Ice Cream	Klondike Bar	Vacation Spot
KPop Group/Eyeroll		Videogame	Grand Theft Auto
Light Saber Color	Burnt Orange	Warm-Up Song	"Rock You Like a Hurricane"

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

Ghosts Beer - Washington Fascists

			Forwards	Defensemen	Goaltender
City	Washington, DC	Current Line 1	Leon Draisaitl-Auston Matthews-David Pastrnak	Roman Josi-John Carlson	Andrei Vasilevskiy
Owner	Donald Trump	Current Line 2
GM	Chuck Fletcher	Current Line 3
Coach	Alain Vigneault	Current Line 4
Arena	Capital One Arena	Legend Line 1	Esa Tikkanen-Dale Hunter-Claude Lemieux	Eddie Shore-Scott Stevens	Billy Smith
		Legend Line 2
		Legend Line 3
Minor League	Baltimore Blackshirts	Legend Line 4

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

Actor/Actress	James Gandolfini	Mascot	Moose O. Lini
Attack Vehicle		Message Board Poster	hatcher
Author		Minor-League	Baltimore Blackshirts
Automobile	1935 Alfa Romeo 6C 2300 Pescara Spyder	Movie Franchise	The Godfather
Band/Musician	Spinal Tap	Pasta/Noodle Dish
Beer/Liquor	Peroni	PBP & Color
Cactus	Parodia Magnifica	Punching Bag
Candy	Amarelli Black Licorice	Rinkside Reporter	Tucker Carlson
Cartoon Character	C. Montgomery Burns	Sandwich	Hot Italian Sausage & Peppers
Chips	Herr's Barbecue	Scent	Acqua di Gio
Dealer's Choice	Tie Domi	Shoe	Mike Milbury Shoe
Fast Food	Sbarro	Transport Vehicle
Goal Song	"Giovinezza"	TV Show	The Apprentice
Ice Cream	Hitler Ice Cream	Vacation Spot
KPop Group/Eyeroll	Party Posse	Videogame	Tropico
Light Saber Color	Fascist Black	Warm-Up Song	"Tonight We're Gonna Rock You (Tonight)"

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

Expansion

			Forwards	Defensemen	Goaltender
City		Current Line 1
Owner		Current Line 2
GM		Current Line 3
Coach		Current Line 4
Arena		Legend Line 1
		Legend Line 2
Current Star		Legend Line 3
Past Star		Legend Line 4

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

Actor/Actress		Mascot
Attack Vehicle		Message Board Poster
Author		Minor-League
Automobile		Movie Franchise
Band/Musician		Pasta/Noodle Dish
Beer/Liquor		PBP & Color
Cactus		Punching Bag
Candy		Rinkside Reporter
Cartoon Character		Sandwich
Chips		Scent
Dealer's Choice		Shoe
Fast Food		Transport Vehicle
Goal Song		TV Show
Ice Cream		Vacation Spot
KPop Group/Eyeroll		Videogame
Light Saber Color		Warm-Up Song

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

Expansion

			Forwards	Defensemen	Goaltender
City		Current Line 1
Owner		Current Line 2
GM		Current Line 3
Coach		Current Line 4
Arena		Legend Line 1
		Legend Line 2
Current Star		Legend Line 3
Past Star		Legend Line 4

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

Actor/Actress		Mascot
Attack Vehicle		Message Board Poster
Author		Minor-League
Automobile		Movie Franchise
Band/Musician		Pasta/Noodle Dish
Beer/Liquor		PBP & Color
Cactus		Punching Bag
Candy		Rinkside Reporter
Cartoon Character		Sandwich
Chips		Scent
Dealer's Choice		Shoe
Fast Food		Transport Vehicle
Goal Song		TV Show
Ice Cream		Vacation Spot
KPop Group/Eyeroll		Videogame
Light Saber Color		Warm-Up Song

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

 

[Lord Defect]

Did anyone get notified this time?

EDIT: My socks stink. I may have to change them. They are also full of holes, so you would think they would vent.

I did not. After a certain amount of @‘s, the system breaks.

I’m running out of players tied to Minnesota based hockey...... I’m going to have to draft way off board and I’m not happy about it.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Just give me the babe thing.

Make it happen.

I put it in my notes. I already have so many babes - it's not something you leave to chance or "hope comes up" - you have to prioritize.

 

[ajgoal]

I'm in. If only to keep dashing @JojoTheWhale's plans

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

By the way, everyone who is in gets a very special custom-made spacesuit.

 

[BiggE]

OK, so we are winding down with PHASE THREE! which has been a massive success, obviously, and it's time to prepare for PHASE FOUR! I'll put the preliminary but basically done list of categories below. I may or may not take suggestions, but almost certainly won't for this phase, but I will copy them and put them somewhere for later. I need to know if:

1) You are still in
B) You have any suggestions for categories

CURRENT PLAYERS (i.e. 3rd Line) - PLAYERS WHO ARE CURRENTLY ALIVE AND PLAYING HOCKEY

LW
C
RW
D
D
(No goalie - there aren't enough)

VERY IMPORTANT AND LOGICAL STUFF FOR INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL AND WORLD SETTLEMENT

· Team Author
· Team Play-by-Play Person and Color Commentator (2) - you pick both at the same time
· Team Punching Bag - someone on whom you take out your rage with punching, kicking, stabbing, slicing, etc.
· Team Vacation Spot
· Team Pasta/Noodle Dish
· Team Single-Pilot Attack Vehicle
· Team Multi-Passenger Transport Vehicle

@JojoTheWhale
@Lord Defect - in
@Hollywood Couturier
@ajgoal - in
@Ghosts Beer
@Strawberry Fields
@BiggE
@pit
@Young Sandwich - in
@Captain Dave Poulin - neck-deep in
@FlyerNutter - in
@DancingPanther
@BernieParent
@Rebels57
@FlyTimmo
@Chuck Downie
@CanadianFlyer88
@GKJ
@Chinatown88 - in
@Hurricane28


Someone please confirm that you got the notification with this post.

f*** yeah, I’m in! Unlike hockey, which can be both boring and stupid, this is fun.

 

[Starat327]

I like 16oz mugs. When cap gets the copyrights sorted out, imma get at least a sticker and a mug if they carry 16ozers

I think I saw a travel mug of some sort, if I recall correctly.

 

[Starat327]

Anyone here have a Casper bed?

 

[Lord Defect]

By the way, everyone who is in gets a very special custom-made spacesuit.

Why am I not the captain?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Why am I not the captain?

Because you are defective as f***.

 

[Lord Defect]

Because you are defective as f***.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m the only one with a vehicle that is capable of inter dimensional travel.

 

[Starat327]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m the only one with a vehicle that is capable of inter dimensional travel.

Someone has a time machine, soooo

 

[Lord Defect]

Someone has a time machine, soooo

Time stays within it’s on dimension chump

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

OK, so we are winding down with PHASE THREE! which has been a massive success, obviously, and it's time to prepare for PHASE FOUR! I'll put the preliminary but basically done list of categories below. I may or may not take suggestions, but almost certainly won't for this phase, but I will copy them and put them somewhere for later. I need to know if:

1) You are still in
B) You have any suggestions for categories

CURRENT PLAYERS (i.e. 3rd Line) - PLAYERS WHO ARE CURRENTLY ALIVE AND PLAYING HOCKEY

LW
C
RW
D
D
(No goalie - there aren't enough)

VERY IMPORTANT AND LOGICAL STUFF FOR INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL AND WORLD SETTLEMENT

· Team Author
· Team Play-by-Play Person and Color Commentator (2) - you pick both at the same time
· Team Punching Bag - someone on whom you take out your rage with punching, kicking, stabbing, slicing, etc.
· Team Vacation Spot
· Team Pasta/Noodle Dish
· Team Single-Pilot Attack Vehicle
· Team Multi-Passenger Transport Vehicle

@JojoTheWhale
@Lord Defect - in
@Hollywood Couturier - in
@ajgoal - in
@Ghosts Beer
@Strawberry Fields
@BiggE - in
@pit
@Young Sandwich - in
@Captain Dave Poulin - neck-deep in
@FlyerNutter - in
@DancingPanther
@BernieParent
@Rebels57
@FlyTimmo
@Chuck Downie
@CanadianFlyer88
@GKJ
@Chinatown88 - in
@Hurricane28


Someone please confirm that you got the notification with this post.

Didn't get the notification, but I'm in.

 

[BernieParent]

OK, so we are winding down with PHASE THREE! which has been a massive success, obviously, and it's time to prepare for PHASE FOUR! I'll put the preliminary but basically done list of categories below. I may or may not take suggestions, but almost certainly won't for this phase, but I will copy them and put them somewhere for later. I need to know if:

1) You are still in
B) You have any suggestions for categories

CURRENT PLAYERS (i.e. 3rd Line) - PLAYERS WHO ARE CURRENTLY ALIVE AND PLAYING HOCKEY

LW
C
RW
D
D
(No goalie - there aren't enough)

VERY IMPORTANT AND LOGICAL STUFF FOR INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL AND WORLD SETTLEMENT

· Team Author
· Team Play-by-Play Person and Color Commentator (2) - you pick both at the same time
· Team Punching Bag - someone on whom you take out your rage with punching, kicking, stabbing, slicing, etc.
· Team Vacation Spot
· Team Pasta/Noodle Dish
· Team Single-Pilot Attack Vehicle
· Team Multi-Passenger Transport Vehicle

@JojoTheWhale
@Lord Defect
@Hollywood Couturier
@ajgoal
@Ghosts Beer
@Strawberry Fields
@BiggE
@pit
@Young Sandwich
@Captain Dave Poulin
@FlyerNutter
@DancingPanther
@BernieParent
@Rebels57
@FlyTimmo
@Chuck Downie
@CanadianFlyer88
@GKJ
@Chinatown88
@Hurricane28


Someone please confirm that you got the notification with this post.

a) I'm in
b) Suggested category: Franchise Stadium Series location

 

[Young Sandwich]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m the only one with a vehicle that is capable of inter dimensional travel.

I have Rick Sanchez on my squad, so yeah, that is factually incorrect.

I also get interdimensional cable because of him. I bet your vehicle doesn't even get singulardimensional cable.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I have Rick Sanchez on my squad, so yeah, that is factually incorrect.

I also get interdimensional cable because of him. I bet your vehicle doesn't even get singulardimensional cable.

Also, we haven't even started picking spaceships yet.

 

[Starat327]

Time stays within it’s on dimension chump

I'd rather be able to go back or forward in time than another dimension.

I'll take one to ticket to the day before the last powerball win, thanks.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Also, we haven't even started picking spaceships yet.

Also this. #Insiderrrr

 

[Lord Defect]

I have Rick Sanchez on my squad, so yeah, that is factually incorrect.

I also get interdimensional cable because of him. I bet your vehicle doesn't even get singulardimensional cable.

You have him, not the show, so you just get him.
I guess it’s reasonable that he could make the portal gun thing

 

[Lord Defect]

Also, we haven't even started picking spaceships yet.

The ecto-1a has inter dimensional travel, chosen specifically to get us where we want to go, and is accompanied by Sliders and whatever method they used to travel.
Where were going we don’t need ro....spaceships.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I’m running out of players tied to Minnesota based hockey...... I’m going to have to draft way off board and I’m not happy about it.

I think this is the best thing that could have happened to you, actually. You drafted marshmallows as your candy ffs. I appreciate your brand loyalty, but you might want some variety. Also, everything is f***ing copyrighted.

 

[Young Sandwich]

You have him, not the show, so you just get him.
I guess it’s reasonable that he could make the portal gun thing

He can just rebuild everything he needs. He's literally the smartest man in the universe.