NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOUR! Part Three!

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Cardiff to Wales is approximately 8240 kilometers. The Borg Cube is 28 cubic kilometers which means it is approximately 28 kilometers long. This is why the Toilet Ducks continue to be the bottom of the barrel in the league. They can't math.

Cardiff is in Wales.

 

[Chinatown88]

Cardiff is in Wales.

I fixed it. I was in a blind fury over the bad math that was going on.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I fixed it. I was in a blind fury over the bad math that was going on.

Great post.

 

[Chinatown88]

Great post.

I was so upset I even did bad math on my own end.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

All these goofballs picking these huge spaceships don't make sense. How can something as big as the solar system containing earth prime be a viable option for transporting players to away games across North America (and Wales)?

How do you know we don't have a space bullet monorail inside and a space escalator to get everyone back down to the surface?

 

[ajgoal]

Cardiff to Vegas is approximately 8240 kilometers. The Borg Cube is 28 cubic kilometers which means it is approximately 28 kilometers long. This is why the Toilet Ducks continue to be the bottom of the barrel in the league. They can't math.

Not if it's a cube...

 

[ajgoal]

How do you know we don't have a space bullet monorail inside and a space escalator to get everyone back down to the surface?

At least one person has transporter technology

 

[Chinatown88]

Not if it's a cube...

I did bad math cause I was upset and fixed it. Life is hard. Also I was busy eating rice pudding.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

At least one person has transporter technology

I'm looking into supersonic dinosaurs as transport. Sure, they'll liquefy, but we can make more with our proprietary Tkachuk DNA.

 

[ajgoal]

I did bad math cause I was upset and fixed it. Life is hard. Also I was busy eating rice pudding.

That explains being mad

 

[DancingPanther]

How do you know we don't have a space bullet monorail inside and a space escalator to get everyone back down to the surface?

Spacecalators and spaceorails would be cool I guess

 

[DancingPanther]

Cardiff to Vegas is approximately 8240 kilometers. The Borg Cube is 28 cubic kilometers which means it is approximately 3000 meters long. This is why the Toilet Ducks continue to be the bottom of the barrel in the league. They can't math.

But they can win, so

Huge floating space bases still pose logistical nightmares. How do you even service them. Good luck is all I have to say

 

[ajgoal]

Spacecalators and spaceorails would be cool I guess

Unfortunately the transport I really would have loved is probably covered by someone else's pick, so I might default to something a bit more mundane.

 

[Striiker]

I did bad math cause I was upset and fixed it. Life is hard. Also I was busy eating rice pudding.

I just ate a fistful of gummy vitamins

 

[DancingPanther]

Unfortunately the transport I really would have loved is probably covered by someone else's pick, so I might default to something a bit more mundane.

Just do your best.

 

[ajgoal]

Just do your best.

It's never good enough.

 

[DancingPanther]

It's never good enough.

Oh believe me I know

 

[DancingPanther]

I did bad math cause I was upset and fixed it. Life is hard. Also I was busy eating rice pudding.

Love rice pudding. Was my grandmoms fav

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Unfortunately the transport I really would have loved is probably covered by someone else's pick, so I might default to something a bit more mundane.

You can PM me if you want to check.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Huge floating space bases still pose logistical nightmares. How do you even service them.

My plan was to just crash it into Providence when we're done with it.

 

[mja]

A fleet. I have a fleet. With enough long range firepower to keep your ass in check.

Wait, you’re going to freeze water with a melting point? I’m confused now.

Ice-9, bitch! It's solid at temperatures well in excess of 100 degrees Fahrenheit. It's also a seed crystal, so it instantly transforms ordinary water molecules it comes into contact with into more Ice-9. If I want to, I can instantaneously and irreversibly freeze all of the water in the oceans.

Good luck with your fleet!

 

[DancingPanther]

My plan was to just crash it into Providence when we're done with it.

Isn't yours the giant twisty one? I'd definitely hit NYC too

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Isn't yours the grant twisty one? I'd definitely hit NYC too

It's as large as a solar system, yes. I understand there would be collateral damage, but on the bright side, we would definitely not miss.

 

[ajgoal]

You can PM me if you want to check.

No, thanks though. It's close enough to being part of a movie franchise (and should have been included) that it would taint my soul.

 

[DancingPanther]

It's as large as a solar system, yes. I understand there would be collateral damage, but on the bright side, we would definitely not miss.

As long as you have weighed the pros and cons