NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - MEATY PHASE EIGHTEEN! Part One!

[mja]

I think we will have to be lenient with slight differences. Only so many different kinds of fries.

I think your [Ranch] filter was off. I fixed it for you.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@JojoTheWhale you can go ahead - your spicy waffle fries, and your marriage, have passed muster.

 

[Hurricane28]

I was just looking for a graphic to illustrate there are barely 20 choices for different kinds of fries.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Has this guy owned a sports franchise before?

That was the disclaimer for team owner.

When you appear in the middle of the night in this league you become my enemy.

Not quite a rival because that was a financial decision (P.S. Cap, can we revert the Rivalry chart to what it used to be pre draft category?) The Platypi are the true rivals of the Ducks.

We can do whatever you want - I have to re-do that chart now anyway. Just explain it to me like you would to Thatcher Venmo.

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I was just looking for a graphic to illustrate there are barely 20 choices for different kinds of fries.

I agree that we can be lenient, but only if you cut out that picture.

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Auto-merge can eat my ass whole.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I have been informed that in exchange for allowing her wish, we will be purchasing her a Try Hard Garbage hoodie. I'm away overnight, so I'll sort that when I get home tomorrow night, Cap.

I have absolutely no idea what constitutes Spicy Waffle Fries. If you think I care,

@Lord Defect How many Pet Peeves immediately came to your mind?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I have been informed that in exchange for allowing her wish, we will be purchasing her a Try Hard Garbage hoodie. I'm away overnight, so I'll sort that when I get home tomorrow night, Cap.

I have absolutely no idea what constitutes Spicy Waffle Fries. If you think I care,

@Lord Defect How many Pet Peeves immediately came to your mind?

I can make her a special one with Grey Poupon kitty eating waffle fries if she wants.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I can make her a special one with Grey Poupon kitty eating waffle fries if she wants.

That's much appreciated, but she has her heart set on the Try Hard Rabbit.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

We can do whatever you want - I have to re-do that chart now anyway. Just explain it to me like you would to Thatcher Venmo.

Well in the beginning we each picked our individual team rivals. I picked the Playtpi and I was chosen due to the Doritos debacle.

When we did the Rival Owner Meme Pick you updated it so that everyone would have one rival.

The original charts in the phases before that category were right.

In a way that TV would understand:

I want to watch Encanto (Platypi) but Mickey (Chimps) is on screen.

Mickey (Chimps) still wants Bluey (Desert Ducks).

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

That's much appreciated, but she has demanded the Try Hard Rabbit.

Well get her both with your 62% ROI, damnit.

P.S. And another doggo while you’re at it.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Beef Invictus for your "Hill to Die On" I'm just going to write "Untrue Brain Vomit"

 

[Beef Invictus]

@Beef Invictus for your "Hill to Die On" I'm just going to write "Untrue Brain Vomit"

I thought you might like that pick.


Fun story though, your choice is also true.

 

[DancingPanther]

WE ARE HERE. We made many a pick. I'll expound on notable ones later, this post will be big enough on its own otherwise. With our very first pick, the Mutineers select:

Actor: Daniel Day Lewis
Actor Swap: Andre the Giant (Andy DuFresne)
Album: The Fragile
Anchorperson: News Crier from HBO's Rome
Apparel: Carhartt
Attack Vehicle: Ohio-class ballistic missile submarine
Author: Titus Lucretius Carus
Automobile: Fury Road War Rig
Babe: Irene of Athens
Band/Musician: Warren Zevon
Beat Writer: Dave Barry
Beer/Liquor: Famous Grouse
Bird: Cockatoo
Board Game: Sub Hunt
Book: Count of Monte Cristo
Bread: English Muffin
Breakfast Cereal: Fiber One
Cactus: Moonlight Cactus
Candy: Lemonheads
Carnival Ride: Gravitron
Cartoon Character: James Barris
Cartoon Theme Song: Heavy Metal
Category I:
Category II:
Celebrity Chicken: Chicken Jayne Mansfield
Chain Restaurant: Hangry Joes Hot Chicken
Charity: Red Cross
Cheerleader: Gallagher
Cheese: Brie
Chef: Caterina Munno
Chips: Herr's plain ruffle
Classic Film: The Wages of Fear
College Football Team: Virginia Tech
Comedian: Eddie Izzard
Composer: Bach
Condiment: Crystal Hot Sauce
Cookie: These Lemon Things My Wife Makes That Are Very Good
Criminal: Zheng Yi Sao
Crony: The Shredder
Crushing Sports Moments: Bandwagoning to Football Team when I was 5
Currency: Venetian Ducat
Dealers Choice I:
Dealers Choice II:
Defunct Franchise: Richmond Renegades
Defunct TV Show: BeetleBorgs
Dinosaur: Therizinosaurus
Director: Fred Niblo
Disney Song: Dos Oruguitas
Doctor: Dr. Spock
Dog/Cat Breed: Mini Schnauzer
Euro Football Club: Manchester City
Explorer: Vasco da Gama
Fashion: Minoan
Fast Food: Arbys
Fictional Owner: God-Emperor Leto II
Fruit: Lemon
Game Show: Cash Cab
Gif: Anything Pulsating
Giveaway:
Goal Song: Dies Irae (played on the goal horn, in style of The Shining opening)
Golfer: Alan Shepard
Guilty Pleasure: Eating An Entire Bag of Shredded Cheese at 5am
Helmet Sponsor: The NFL
Hill To Die On: Catcher In The Rye is awful
Historical Figure: Justinian
Holiday Song: Fairytale of New York
Home Appliance: Kegerator
HQ: Fortress of Solitude
Ice Cream: Grapefruit Sorbet
Instrument: Bass Guitar
Kpop: (G)I-dle
Last Meal: Tacos
Lawyer: Marcus Tullius Cicero
Lightsaber Color: Grey
Mascot: Shai-Halud
Medieval Weapon: Bows
Message Board Poster: @GKJ
Minor League: Norfolk Hookers
Minors Goal Song: Poor Poor Pitiful Me
MISL:
Motto: We keep you alive to serve the ship
Movie Franchise: Dune
Mythological Figure: Humbaba
Non-Alcoholic Beverage: Vinegar
Non-Defunct Franchise: 76ers
Non-WW2 Battle Site: Bull Run
Nostalgic Thing: Watching Heat Lightning at night in bed at my grandmother's house
Notable team fan: Naruhito
Obscure Occupation: pro Bowler
Olympic Athlete: Aly Raisman
One Hit Wonder I: Mambo No. 5
One HIt Wonder II: No Tengo Dinero
Outdoor Location: Roman Forum
Pasta/Noodle Dish: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio
PBHL Franchise:
PBP & Color: Mel Blanc & Michael Winslow
Philosopher: Thomas More
Phobia: Teeth Becoming Irreversibly Flaccid
Pizza: The Stuff I Make At Home
Podcast: Revolutions
Poet/Rapper: Langston Hughes
PP Sponsor: South of the Border
Pre-Game Meal: Malt Vinegar
President: Robespierre
Punching Bag: Ted Cruz
Re-Draft:
Rental Pick-Up:
Rental Pick-up II:
Reverse Crushing Sports Moment: Tyrod Taylor winning the ACC
Rinkside Reporter: Jeremy Clarkson
Sandwich: Sailor
Scent: Charcoal Grill
Shoe: The Pope's regnal shoes
Soundtrack/Score: Shadow of the Colossus
Soup: Miso Soup
Spite: Sebastian Coe
Spite Actor: Al Pacino
Spite Actress: Kim Kardashian
Spite Corporation: Activision
Spite Hockey Person: Melnyk
Spite Movie: Fellini's Casanova
Sports Photo: Pete Rose Sliding
Supernatural Ability: Control Over All Matter
Theme Park: Mutter Museum
Today Years Old Fact: Birds are free, you can keep any that you grab
Transport Vehicle: USS North Carolina
TV/Movie Character: Lando Calrissian
TV Show: How It's Made
TV Show Theme Song: The Joy of Painting
Urban Myth: The Bunny Man
Vacation Spot: St. John
Videogame: Metal Gear Solid
Videogame Boost: Destiny 1 Nova Bomb
Warm-Up Song: "Get Ready For This" (This is a hockey board and nobody selected this? Are you all stunted?)
Weather person: Moses
Wildcard I:
Wildcard II:
WW2 Battle Site: Battle of Midway
Year: 535

Arena: Franklin Field
General Manager: Emperor Leo III
Head Coach: Darryl Sutter
Owner: Howard Hughes
Metro Area: Washington, DC

MISL Colors:
PBHL Colors:

I searched every one of these so if there are conflicts it's everyone else's fault.

Teeth becoming irreversibly flaccid

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Teeth becoming irreversibly flaccid

There are so many dimensions to it. Does the thought of them going flaccid not bother him if he can re-fill them with a bicycle pump once a week? Every day?

 

[DancingPanther]

Dies irae is an excellent pick lol @Beef Invictus

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There are so many dimensions to it. Does the thought of them going flaccid not bother him if he can re-fill them with a bicycle pump once a week? Every day?

There's similar things to "treat" erectile dysfunction. Squeeze the balls. Not kidding.

What I want to know is do they remain bony? Is it like a tire, where even though it's flat it's still thick hard rubber?

 

[DancingPanther]

@Beef Invictus has been here for 17 seconds and he already ended my marriage.

You having a galaxy and using google keyboard makes me feel better about my security

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I was just looking for a graphic to illustrate there are barely 20 choices for different kinds of fries.

Not with that attitude

 

[DancingPanther]

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Well in the beginning we each picked our individual team rivals. I picked the Playtpi and I was chosen due to the Doritos debacle.

When we did the Rival Owner Meme Pick you updated it so that everyone would have one rival.

The original charts in the phases before that category were right.

In a way that TV would understand:

I want to watch Encanto (Platypi) but Mickey (Chimps) is on screen.

Mickey (Chimps) still wants Bluey (Desert Ducks).

So someone will go get that original chart for me, and then when @Beef Invictus gives me his rival, I will add it - right?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

So someone will go get that original chart for me, and then when @Beef Invictus gives me his rival, I will add it - right?

Yes.

 

[pit]

Well in the beginning we each picked our individual team rivals. I picked the Playtpi and I was chosen due to the Doritos debacle.

When we did the Rival Owner Meme Pick you updated it so that everyone would have one rival.

The original charts in the phases before that category were right.

In a way that TV would understand:

I want to watch Encanto (Platypi) but Mickey (Chimps) is on screen.

Mickey (Chimps) still wants Bluey (Desert Ducks).

If Beef wants me as a frenemy, I can change my rivary. I think we just had an uneven split at the time of rival selection and so I was the odd man out. I think geographically I was angling for Defect but for some reason he got snapped up quickly.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I certainly didn't have anything set up coming in, so I went with The Worm

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

If Beef wants me as a frenemy, I can change my rivary. I think we just had an uneven split at the time of rival selection and so I was the odd man out. I think geographically I was angling for Defect but for some reason he got snapped up quickly.

You could pick whoever you wanted.

It only went to only one rivalry so that the Karl Marx category worked.

 

[mja]

Please bring your appliance to every game.

It has come to my attention that most here don't know my owner, the God-Emperor of Humanity, Leto II Atreides. Pictured here at approximately 3500 years old:

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That's actually not your team owner. The category is fictional team owner that represents your rival team's HF owner, so unless your rival picked that out for you, or you picked it for your rival...

 

[DancingPanther]

Please bring your appliance to every game.

It has come to my attention that most here don't know my owner, the God-Emperor of Humanity, Leto II Atreides. Pictured here at approximately 3500 years old:

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Feels like Dark Souls lore
Edit: Dune. That's fair

 

[pit]

You could pick whoever you wanted.

It only went to only one rivalry so that the Karl Marx category worked.

Oh, are we down to singles now? I thought you were saying you still had a double.


Very well. Down with you, capitalist dog!

 

[Magua]

@Beef Invictus