DancingPanther
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Work was literal hell on earth tonight and I f***ing hate it but I hate sports way more what does that tell ya
NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - MEATY PHASE EIGHTEEN! Part One!
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Nature is the absolute worst, but sports are worse.
We start the day with dense dumbass @Lord Defect still on the clock for about three more hours. He probably spent the night huffing pipe glue and eating paste. @JojoTheWhale is on deck with the bitcoin, b-b-b-b-b-bitcoin. pit is on the lido deck with Biff breathing down his neck. Defect the Second, @Asnito, needs to make up his make-up pick, also.
I know you guys hate the Leafs, like most people, but I don't. I couldn't care less what they did to us in the playoffs this century, because this century is shit garbage. But I have a super useful pro tip, also. I almost never go on the main boards. Seriously. I can't remember the last time I went on there. I think that's why I am able to keep an even keel about the Leafs, and why people who do go on there seem to have such an intense hatred for them. That fanbase is obnoxious, but if you never listen to them, you forget that they exist. I know some of you are in Canada and can't escape them, and others saw the Flyers face the Leafs in the playoffs during your formative years, but in general, staying off the main boards will help you deal with this. Trust me - I am the original Spite Merchant.
I just think it might be nice if the Lightning don't win again. I mean, it would be best if they just cancelled hockey altogether and threw it away, but if we have to have it, it might be nice to see something different. Man, f*** hockey, who cares. Forget I said anything. You know why I even started to talk about the c***ing thing? Because I have been sitting here daydreaming about what I would do If I were the Flyers GM. You believe that shit? What an idiot. I just want to get rid of Hayes so f***ing bad. But the other thing is that I just know that I could do better. So could you. So could my cross-dressing rooster. It hurts my brain that we are being run so stupidly. This is hardly breaking news, right, but it has really eroded my patience so completely.
I think I might go play EHM to get some of this out of my system. Good luck with your coping mechanisms.
We start the day with dense dumbass @Lord Defect still on the clock for about three more hours. He probably spent the night huffing pipe glue and eating paste. @JojoTheWhale is on deck with the bitcoin, b-b-b-b-b-bitcoin. pit is on the lido deck with Biff breathing down his neck. Defect the Second, @Asnito, needs to make up his make-up pick, also.
I know you guys hate the Leafs, like most people, but I don't. I couldn't care less what they did to us in the playoffs this century, because this century is shit garbage. But I have a super useful pro tip, also. I almost never go on the main boards. Seriously. I can't remember the last time I went on there. I think that's why I am able to keep an even keel about the Leafs, and why people who do go on there seem to have such an intense hatred for them. That fanbase is obnoxious, but if you never listen to them, you forget that they exist. I know some of you are in Canada and can't escape them, and others saw the Flyers face the Leafs in the playoffs during your formative years, but in general, staying off the main boards will help you deal with this. Trust me - I am the original Spite Merchant.
I just think it might be nice if the Lightning don't win again. I mean, it would be best if they just cancelled hockey altogether and threw it away, but if we have to have it, it might be nice to see something different. Man, f*** hockey, who cares. Forget I said anything. You know why I even started to talk about the c***ing thing? Because I have been sitting here daydreaming about what I would do If I were the Flyers GM. You believe that shit? What an idiot. I just want to get rid of Hayes so f***ing bad. But the other thing is that I just know that I could do better. So could you. So could my cross-dressing rooster. It hurts my brain that we are being run so stupidly. This is hardly breaking news, right, but it has really eroded my patience so completely.
I think I might go play EHM to get some of this out of my system. Good luck with your coping mechanisms.
Striiker
Former Flyers Fan
ajgoal
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I don't. You're a good noodle.
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
You deserve less picks for this kind of talk. We are grateful for what the Quackverse provides us. This kind of talk can cause the Quackverse to get angry with us.
mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
Stop giving him false hope. It's cruel. He'll always be despised, so he has to learn to live with that before he hits high school.
ajgoal
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You're just a broken man, aren't you
mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
I mean, I am a lifelong Flyers fan. So.....
Striiker
Former Flyers Fan
Lord Defect
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As always, here’s hoping you got a little bitch version of it and you’re right as rain in a day or two.
Make your f***ing pick already.
Lord Defect
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With writing credits under his name including, Animal House, Meatballs, Caddyshack(1&2), Stripes, Back to School, Armed and Dangerous, Groundhog Day, Analyze This, Bedazzled, Analyze That, and of course Ghostbusters, we finally officially welcome Harold Ramis into the Stay Puft fold as our screen writer.
@JojoTheWhale we searched and his name didn’t come up, if he was taken I blame cap not you
@JojoTheWhale we searched and his name didn’t come up, if he was taken I blame cap not you
mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
Great pick!
ajgoal
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Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
I didn't bother looking for him because I assumed he was taken. What have you people been doing prior to this round??
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
Sounds like a you problem.
JojoTheWhale
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I've been saving this one for when I have no time. The most fearsome Monster in the various DND universes:
The Tarrasque
@pit
The Tarrasque
@pit
mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
He low key makes some really solid picks. I'm really tempted to take a horror movie character that will set him off though.
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
ajgoal
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I honestly have passed on him a couple of times solely because he fits the #Lore for Defect and I'm not a jerk.
Lord Defect
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Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
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I checked three or four times. I was sure someone, maybe me, already took him.
You couldn’t. I’m letting you losers take the obvious choices off the board.
This was my alternate choice I was wrestling with but I went for #lore. I may have chosen wrong.
I was originally only had one thought for niche sport, researched and found some other cool weird ones, but then decided to stick with my original choice because it has the best theme song.
Team niche sport: Chess Boxing.
@Beef Invictus , you must think before you move.
Team niche sport: Chess Boxing.
@Beef Invictus , you must think before you move.
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