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[JojoTheWhale]

I'm banking on no one being in the same stratosphere for my Sex Tape picks (probably a bad idea honestly), so we'll snag a couple hockeyers right now. These fellas are pretty solid at hockeying, so we're excited to bring them aboard.

Futurehead - Sam Dickinson

Futurehead - Michael Hage

@Chuck Downie even though I've never seen that foreign film you picked, it sure sounds like something that should belong to the Sexpos.

And you call yourself a pervert.

 

[pit]

The Chimpanzees select Artyom Levshunov.

@Rebels57

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

They have prepackaged stuff that’s fine. It’s just that in my local one, the Chinese is sitting out in the open air buffet style where every mouth breather in the universe can kill you.

Now I want you to picture the food in roadside stalls in Thailand, which are not even indoors, where every mouth-breather (including all the homeless dogs) can breathe all over it all day, and all the toxic shit from all the cars, motorbikes, taxis, tuk-tuks, and whatnot blanket it all.

 

[Lord Defect]

Now I want you to picture the food in roadside stalls in Thailand, which are not even indoors, where every mouth-breather (including all the homeless dogs) can breathe all over it all day, and all the toxic shit from all the cars, motorbikes, taxis, tuk-tuks, and whatnot blanket it all.

How many snakes did you have to dodge to get to said stalls?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

How many snakes did you have to dodge to get to said stalls?

None, thank f***.

 

[Rebels57]

The FOG will select, as Futurehead #2, CARTER YAKEMCHUK

@Striiker grace us with your Gen Z wisdom you gooner

 

[Striiker]

@Striiker grace us with your Gen Z wisdom you gooner

 

[Striiker]

Foreign Acror - Christoph Waltz

@Captain Dave Poulin you can go but if Rebel writes terrible lies like that again I’m not picking until I get a handwritten apology letter and one of his toes.

 

[Rebels57]

Foreign Acror - Christoph Waltz

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@Captain Dave Poulin you can go but if Rebel writes terrible lies like that again I’m not picking until I get a handwritten apology letter and one of his toes.

Christoph Waltz is a great actor but im not sure he can pull off Samuel L. Jackson

 

[Striiker]

Christoph Waltz is a great actor but im not sure he can pull off Samuel L. Jackson

Well he pulled it off in Pulp Fiction so I don’t see why he couldn’t still do it now…

 

[Magua]

What’s the ruling, @Young Sandwich ?

 

[Young Sandwich]

What’s the ruling, @Young Sandwich ?

I'm aghast. I had pet rats as a young buck and I'm still aghast. Just unnecessary all around.

We don't kink shame here, but we can sure as hell judge silently.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

What’s the ruling, @Young Sandwich ?

I would really like some detail in the mental process that resulted in putting the Chanel logo on that.

 

[Magua]

I would really like some detail in the mental process that resulted in putting the Chanel logo on that.

Maybe the rats were named Coco and Chanel?

I'm aghast. I had pet rats as a young buck and I'm still aghast. Just unnecessary all around.

We don't kink shame here, but we can sure as hell judge silently.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I could have waited until the end and never gotten sniped, but I wanted to reserve the first spot on the lovemaking tape for the greatest lovemaking ballad of them all. I know that you always doubt me, but make a lovemaking tape with this on it - you'll be swimming in it.



Team Sex Tape Track One - Noon Rendezvous (Sheila E.)

@Striiker

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

My bad, I meant @mja

 

[Striiker]

My bad, I meant @mja

oh ok I’ll go die then

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

oh ok I’ll go die then

That would probably be a slight overreaction.

 

[mja]

That would probably be a slight overreaction.

Don't invalidate his feelings like that, you know how the Gen Z'ers get when you do that. @Striiker, you do you!

And now, onto Sextape Song # 2:



Ecstasy by PJ Harvey

@GKJ, pick something!

 

[Striiker]

Don't invalidate his feelings like that, you know how the Gen Z'ers get when you do that. @Striiker, you do you!

MY BIRTH DATE HAS NOT CHANGED RECENTLY

STILL NOT GEN Z

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION

 

[JojoTheWhale]

MY BIRTH DATE HAS NOT CHANGED RECENTLY

STILL NOT GEN Z

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION

I'm sorry for their insensitivity. Do you prefer the term Zoomer?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Now I want you to picture the food in roadside stalls in Thailand, which are not even indoors, where every mouth-breather (including all the homeless dogs) can breathe all over it all day, and all the toxic shit from all the cars, motorbikes, taxis, tuk-tuks, and whatnot blanket it all.

Sounds like seasoning

 

[Beef Invictus]

I'm aghast. I had pet rats as a young buck and I'm still aghast. Just unnecessary all around.

We don't kink shame here, but we can sure as hell judge silently.

This rat is dead if that helps

 

[Young Sandwich]

This rat is dead if that helps

The status of the animal is less of a concern. It's the making it into sexy underwear part that gets me. No pet should be included in sexy paraphernalia.

 

[Striiker]

I'm sorry for their insensitivity. Do you prefer the term Zoomer?

IVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS