NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - IT'S LATE, BUT IT'S GR8 TO START PHASE 28!

[JojoTheWhale]

I'm banking on no one being in the same stratosphere for my Sex Tape picks (probably a bad idea honestly), so we'll snag a couple hockeyers right now. These fellas are pretty solid at hockeying, so we're excited to bring them aboard.

Futurehead - Sam Dickinson

Futurehead - Michael Hage

@Chuck Downie even though I've never seen that foreign film you picked, it sure sounds like something that should belong to the Sexpos.

And you call yourself a pervert.

 

[pit]

The Chimpanzees select Artyom Levshunov.

@Rebels57

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

They have prepackaged stuff that’s fine. It’s just that in my local one, the Chinese is sitting out in the open air buffet style where every mouth breather in the universe can kill you.

Now I want you to picture the food in roadside stalls in Thailand, which are not even indoors, where every mouth-breather (including all the homeless dogs) can breathe all over it all day, and all the toxic shit from all the cars, motorbikes, taxis, tuk-tuks, and whatnot blanket it all.