NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - FRESH DOWN THERE PHASE NINETEEN!

[Magua]

I struggled with finding an anthem. My easy choice was "Heroes" -- it doesn't get more anthemic -- but I thought I could work something more thematic and leave Bowie aside for once. An anthem needs to be integral to the spirit and place of the team. Place......place......well, we're not located in Honolulu for nothing!

The Honolulu Ghibli stand and bob our heads to our Team Anthem: "Island in the Sun" by Weezer (since they're not up to anything in the Quackverse)



Oh, and instead of "hip hip," they can sing "Ghib Ghib." Brilliant.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I struggled with finding an anthem. My easy choice was "Heroes" -- it doesn't get more anthemic -- but I thought I could work something more thematic and leave Bowie aside for once. An anthem needs to be integral to the spirit and place of the team. Place......place......well, we're not located in Honolulu for nothing!

The Honolulu Ghibli stand and bob our heads to our Team Anthem: "Island in the Sun" by Weezer (since they're not up to anything in the Quackverse)



Oh, and instead of "hip hip," they can sing "Ghib Ghib." Brilliant.

You're in Honolulu, you should be drafting things like [redacted].

When I am in charge your vinegar ration will be halved for six months.

 

[Asnito]

I've been cultivating a culture of fear around my crony, you're not helping

 

[mja]

@Beef Invictus

Severe lack of tagging me in this.

The NJFZ are zealously guarding their interest in Ana De Armas in the Quackverse. Please cease and desist sharing any and all content featuring her likeness until you have paid the appropriately exorbitant licensing fees.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The NJFZ are zealously guarding their interest in Ana De Armas in the Quackverse. Please cease and desist sharing any and all content featuring her likeness until you have paid the appropriately exorbitant licensing fees.

No, I don’t think I will.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I'm thinking about flexing the front office muscle by starting a category called "Steal One of mja's Picks," amirite, Cannon?

We start the day with Bongeroo Banzai, AKA @GKJ on the clock, @Lord Defect's moronic stupidity set to shit all over the deck twice, then back to the smokescreen, then @Rebels57's pre-weekending wasteoid ass on the lido deck, then back to MacGruber on the lido afterdeck. Speaking of "Ghib Ghib," I have something that has made every single Japanese person I have ever met laugh hysterically, because they can't believe that I am familiar with it, and that is my impression of a ninja where I make the ninja finger gesture and say "Nin Nin." It is awesome.

Anyway, I have an extremely busy day of F5ing elsewhere, so in lieu of my usual brain vomit, enjoy this banger.

 

[GKJ]

Gonna pick a player with a long-ass name: Vinzenz Rohrer, drafted by montreal:

@Lord Defect

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Gonna pick a player with a long-ass name: Vinzenz Rohrer, drafted by montreal:

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@Lord Defect

I f***ed up the boxes and didn't put in Sandis Vilmanus - you don't actually need any more futures.

 

[BiggE]

I f***ed up the boxes and didn't put in Sandis Vilmanus - you don't actually need any more futures.

How can anyone forget future hall of famer Sandis Vilmanus?

I’m guessing it’s the chickens fault

 

[GKJ]

I will take Kay Adams as my spokesperson because she is fun and cool and will also give me fantasy football advice

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I will take Kay Adams as my spokesperson because she is fun and cool and will also give me fantasy football advice

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The hell you will not.

She is a member of the Las Vegas Desert Ducks.

 

[GKJ]

The hell you will not.

She is a member of the Las Vegas Desert Ducks.

i searched this 3 times and didn't come up

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

i searched this 3 times and didn't come up

 

[Beef Invictus]

Well I vote for GKJ and I to have her.

 

[GKJ]

Lord Defect can still go

 

[BernieParent]

How can anyone forget future hall of famer Sandis Vilmanus?

I’m guessing it’s the chickens fault

@Captain Dave Poulin clucked up.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Lord Defect can still go

It's possible that you are simply too high right now. She is scrumptious, though.

Apropos of nothing, there is some c*** in this tournament named Jenson Brooksby. Probably an acquaintance of the St. Ivanys.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The most elite selection the Quackverse has ever seen just popped into my head.

You all is fkd.

 

[Lord Defect]

We do not care one iota about these new rookies, so we will unveil our hype song. Where my dawgs at?
DMX, Party Up

The video claims it’s edited, cap takes full responsibility if it is not.
@Captain Dave Poulin can you snag some random scrub for my second pick?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Captain Dave Poulin can you snag some random scrub for my second pick?

Yes.

This brainless f*** is taking Mason Beaupit.

@GKJ please take two.

 

[Lord Defect]

Yes.

This brainless f*** is taking Mason Beaupit.

@GKJ please take two.

What position does he play? Is he any good?

 

[Beef Invictus]

What position does he play? Is he any good?

His name means "Beautiful Hole"

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

What position does he play? Is he any good?

No idea. Send GKJ a PM that he should take two.

 

[GKJ]

For my spokesperson, i will instead take the steak-umm twitter account



For my food truck, I already own Wawa's which is already a food truck masquerading as a all-in-one convenience store. someone already is doing a weed truck, so I won't take another one. I have a lot of weed anyways. That said, I love breakfast. There can never be enough breakfast. You can eat breakfast for dinner, but you don't usually eat dinner for breakfast, and the dinners that are eaten for breakfast are already breakfast. I'm not good at naming things, just call it 'Breakfast Everywhere.'

@Rebels57

 

[Lord Defect]

Does this encroach on my food truck?