NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – THANK YOU, HELLO PHASE TWENTY-SEVEN!

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I feel like this round is at a f*** the order and everyone just make their final picks stage. Then we can hound whoever is left to make all their picks en masse.

I feel this way too, so you and @Magua can lead the masses in this way. I'll sort out my pick in the next couple of hours.

Badwill Ambassador	Joan Fontaine
Candle/Essential Oil	Muji Lime
Card Game	Spades
Concert Venue	Budokan
Gangster	Cha Tae-sik
Ghost/Haunted House/Area	Frank Mills
Knight Of The Round Table	Sir Tristan
Local Icon	Emma Proulx
Movie/TV Villain	Gogo Yubari
TV Family

War Movie	Assassination
Wrist Watch	Schaumburg

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

OK, so I was going to go with something more literal, but I like this idea better. One of my favorite songs from one of my favorite bands during my favorite period of music ever is "Frank Mills" by the Lemonheads, off the album "It's a Shame About Ray." It's a song which could be about being haunted by an encounter with a homeless man, and the enduring impression it left. Like most Lemonheads songs, there is obvious playfulness on hand, but with a deeper, more soulful and poignant feeling working in counterpoint to the joke.

"I love him,
But it embarrasses me
To walk down the street with him"




Team Ghost/Haunted House/Area - Frank Mills

@Beef Invictus @BiggE

 

[Beef Invictus]

I forgot what I had planned

 

[BiggE]

I forgot what I had planned

I forgot what the categories are

 

[Beef Invictus]

Thank you CDP! Courageous CDP! Prosperous CDP! Illuminated CDP!

The search features are turning up zero matches. So I'm enraged to induct CHRIS COLLINSWORTH as my TV villain.

@Young Sandwich ! Pleasing Sandwich! Supple Sandwich! Breedable Sandwich!

 

[Young Sandwich]

Thank you Beef. Wet Beef. Moist beef. Dewy Beef.

It has been several years since our last selection, maybe even decades. These picks will finish the historically long Phase 27 for the Sexpos. We are sad to see it end, but excited for what the future may bring.


This watch allows the wearer to go invisible for short periods of time. We will wreak pure havoc on our enemies with this ability. Function over fashion, because this thing is haggard.

Team Wrist Watch - Invis Watch from Team Fortress 2



Our local icon is good at acting and happens to be from Cherry Hill NJ. Iconic.

Team Local Icon - Cristin Milioti


@Beef Invictus do something weird

 

[Beef Invictus]

Thank you, Sandwich! Granular sandwich! Broken Sandwich! Undulating Sandwich!


I think all I have left is Local Icon. This is the one I had a plan for that I've forgotten. Give me a minute here. AH I remember. No, that was a stupid plan. I have a better one now.

I choose as Local Icon, MARK HAMILL

As a local icon who grew up in two areas in my general greater area (Williamsburg and Annandale), Hamill is probably going to be a bit obscure for all you Canadians and Pennsylvanians. But, he has had a highly prolific voice acting career, in addition to appearing in a handful of feature films.

Here is a list of some of his notable works:

The Big Red One
Mask of the Phantasm
Castle in the Sky
Brigsby Bear
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Wizards
Time Runner
Queer Duck: The Movie

@Captain Dave Poulin ! Mungled CDP! Metamorphic CDP! Somnolescent CDP!

 

[pit]

It's been a week with no @Captain Dave Poulin , so move it on @BiggE . We'll come back and fill in later.

 

[BiggE]

It's been a week with no @Captain Dave Poulin , so move it on @BiggE . We'll come back and fill in later.

Huh? We still aren’t done?

Ok, need the coffee to kick in, will pick soon*

*relative term meaning sometime between now and the Superbowl.

 

[BiggE]

I lied, I’m ready

Concert venue, man that’s a tough one. With most of my old Philly area stomping grounds taken, I’ll have to go with my new fave in Jacksonville.

In 1927 a brand new theatre opened in downtown Jacksonville

Whooo! I was there, I wrestled Harley Race that night!

JFC, put the bottle down Ric and go to bed! Now where was I…ahh yes, so in 1927 this theatre opened up in Jacksonville. It was first used for plays and vaudeville performances and, by the 1940s, as a movie theatre and occasional concert hall

Hey man, I was in a movie!

Yes Roddy, and proud we are of all of you. Now go hit Snuka with another coconut!

Anyway, since the 1960s, this Jacksonville landmark has been used , except for a few special events, solely as a concert venue. I’ve had the privilege of seeing quite a few shows there including, Blackberry Smoke, Samantha Fish & the fabulous Australian tribute band, Brit Floyd.

So, without further ado, and hopefully no more idiot rassler interruptions, please welcome the official concert hall of Methgators Nation, THE FLORIDA THEATRE!!

Someone likely needs to pick, f*** all if I know who though.

 

[ajgoal]

@Hollywood Cannon is up next, but he may already have finished picking. After that is the humble @BernieParent, followed by someone else that I've already forgotten since scrolling down (@Rebels57), then his Defectiveness.

 

[BernieParent]

We need a watch. We don't know watches. We tried to pick some famous ones that go underwater ... but they were taken.

Here goes nothing:

The owners of the Halifax Galleons are relieved to make their last pick of this round: the

G-shock GG-1000 Mudmaster Military Green.​

This is the latest new addition to the MASTER OF G MUDMASTER Series. Mud Resist construction helps to ensure that nothing gets into the watch when down and dirty work takes you deep into the dirt and sludge. Multiple gaskets are used on the pipes that guide buttons and shafts, which keeps mud out. These pipes not only act to protect buttons from impact, they also enhance button operation.
In addition, Twin Sensor capabilities provide instant access to direction and temperature information when needed under tough conditions.

The face of the watch is marked with large Arabian numerals at 12, 3, 6, and 9 o'clock for easy reading. The face is illuminated by a Super Illuminator, high-brightness auto LED light to ensure high visibility under virtually any conditions imaginable.

The band surface is processed to resemble a cloth band texture, and the hour and minute hands are shaped with points that make them resemble warning markers. All buttons have a checkered surface for surer operation, and the overall design is tough and rugged.

We now pass the turn to @Rebels57.