NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – SUPER F***ING AMAZING PHASE TWENTY-FIVE!

[BigToe]

We’re a simple people over at the Stay Pufts, and our team bbq item is simple as well.
Let me introduce you to the LambPigCow. Don’t be intimidated by the name.
The LambPigCow might only have 3 animals in its name, but it didn't just include lamb, pig, and cow. Here's the lineup: 24 quails, 12 chickens, 8 ducks, 6 turkeys, 2 lambs, and 1 pig, all wrapped up in a saddle of Waygu beef. Two different types of stuffing sat between the layers. It’s wrapped in 20’ of chain link fencing and cooked over coals. View attachment 751103

@BigToe, grab a plate. Someone tag him please I know this will be merged.

The tag worked brah. It'll be a bit before I pick though.

 

[Striiker]

ok test complete stand down everyone

 

[Lord Defect]

TESTING

TESTING

TESTING

Whatever you’re trying to post is not working

 

[ajgoal]

TESTING

TESTING

TESTING

Why is your test text after three or four blank lines?

 

[Striiker]

Whatever you’re trying to post is not working

ACTUALLY THE TEST WAS A SUCCESS

Why is your test text after three or four blank lines?

YOU LIGHT MODE SCUM

 

[Lord Defect]

ACTUALLY THE TEST WAS A SUCCESS


YOU LIGHT MODE SCUM

For some reason your username isn’t showing up

 

[JojoTheWhale]

ACTUALLY THE TEST WAS A SUCCESS


YOU LIGHT MODE SCUM

This is the most impressive trap anyone has set since Kevin McAllister.

 

[Magua]

I think I blocked Striiker in 2017. Joke is on him!

 

[ajgoal]

ACTUALLY THE TEST WAS A SUCCESS


YOU LIGHT MODE SCUM

Dark mode is for people who don't like dialing up the difficulty.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Dark mode is for people who don't like dialing up the difficulty.

 

[Striiker]

I think I blocked Striiker in 2017. Joke is on him!

"Don't Hurt Striiker's Feelings For A Whole Day Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)"

 

[Lord Defect]

"Don't Hurt Striiker's Feelings For A Whole Day Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)"

Wait, only light mode is supposed to be able to read your post?

 

[Striiker]

Wait, only light mode is supposed to be able to read your post?View attachment 751171

No, light mode users (losers) can't see this text color. It's the same color as their background.

Spoiler: Dark mode

Spoiler: Light mode

 

[Striiker]

Dark mode is for people who don't like dialing up the difficulty.

You

 

[BigToe]

Team Detective - Holland March

Team Pet - Cheetah

@Lord Defect Bing bong boom bam

 

[Lord Defect]

We’ll take briere as our team pet

 

[ajgoal]

We’ll take briere as our team pet

Is this the name of a non-human animal?

 

[Magua]

You

My life is dark mode. I need all the light I can get.

 

[Striiker]

My life is dark mode. I need all the light I can get.

Don't worry, I'm here to help

 

[DancingPanther]

HE STARED AT ARCIA GOING AROUND SECOND

HE STARED AT ARCIA GOING AROUND SECOND

I'M KEEPING THIS HERE f*** EVERYBODY

 

[Lord Defect]

For our team pet we need something that can check off all the boxes. Someone that can speak English, is computer literal, has a bag of holding hidden somewhere on their body that he can pull virtually anything out of thin air, is impervious to injury, can regenerate at will, is an Outer God, is allied with Cthulhu.

Courage the Cowardly Dog. Courage, despite being terrified of damn near everything, is truly ride or die. Nothing stops him from protecting those he loves. We should all be a little more like Courage.

Courage

Courage is the titular character and the main protagonist of Courage the Cowardly Dog and Straight Outta Nowhere: Scooby-Doo! Meets Courage the Cowardly Dog. He is a pink dog who was found by Muriel Bagge after he escaped from the Pets of Tomorrow vet clinic in the town of Nowhere, Kansas...

courage.fandom.com

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

For our team pet we need something that can check off all the boxes. Someone that can speak English, is computer literal, has a bag of holding hidden somewhere on their body that he can pull virtually anything out of thin air, is impervious to injury, can regenerate at will, is an Outer God, is allied with Cthulhu.

View attachment 751210View attachment 751209View attachment 751211

Courage the Cowardly Dog. Courage, despite being terrified of damn near everything, is truly ride or die. Nothing stops him from protecting those he loves. We should all be a little more like Courage.

Courage

Courage is the titular character and the main protagonist of Courage the Cowardly Dog and Straight Outta Nowhere: Scooby-Doo! Meets Courage the Cowardly Dog. He is a pink dog who was found by Muriel Bagge after he escaped from the Pets of Tomorrow vet clinic in the town of Nowhere, Kansas...

courage.fandom.com

Elite pick, if we’re being honest.

Kinda shocked it was by you.

 

[ajgoal]

Someone that can speak English, is computer literal,

Lord knows your org needs both.

 

[Lord Defect]

Elite pick, if we’re being honest.

Kinda shocked it was by you.

Remember, I’m only pretending to be smart

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Elite pick, if we’re being honest.

It is, but he's still computer literally a f***ing idiot.