When the US hilariously lost that game yesterday, I thought of Gerard Butler and his "White House Has Fallen" movies. The worst actor alive with the second-worst accent I have ever heard. The only accent which is worse belongs to this gangly scarecrow-looking giraffe bastard.
We start the day with
@BiggE on the clock,
@BigToe on deck,
@Magua on the lido deck, and ajgoal on the lido afterdeck.
One thing I am terrible at is understanding the lyrics in songs. There is only really one song that I know the lyrics for, and that song is "Brandy." Despite the rumors you may hear, that guy actually says "I say, I said, I say Brandy, you're a fine girl." True story. Your guess is as good as mine when it come to why he is channeling Foghorn Leghorn, but he does. It was the 70s - everything was f***ed up. Even though I almost never know what people are saying, what I do know is that most musicians are total perverts. Most songs contain some thinly-veiled references to sex and/or bodily functions. For example, pretty much every time you hear the word "come," like in "Come on Eileen," they actually mean ... you know.
So last night I was sitting here thinking about "You Dropped A Bomb On Me" by the Gap Band. Coincidentally, I was cleaning out the cat's litter box at the time - true story. Analway, that song popped in my head, and I thought "What is the actual bomb the lady dropped on the Gap Band?" I thought about all the words in the song that I know for sure: "You dropped a bomb on me, baby - you dropped a bomb on me, but you turn me on." Those are all the words I know. I thought there were two options. First, I thought "Maybe she told the Gap Band that she was pregnant, and that they were the fathers." Second, and more disturbingly, I thought "What if she ripped one whilst ... you know ... coitus?" I don't want to make up your mind for you, so here are the lyrics. You can decide for yourself.
"You were the girl that changed my world
You were the girl for me
You lit the fuse, I stand accused
You were the first for me
But you turned me out baby (you dropped a bomb on me)
Baby, you dropped a bomb on me
But you turned me on baby (you dropped a bomb on me)
Baby, you dropped a bomb on me
You were my thrills, you were my pills
You dropped a bomb on me
You turn me out, you turn me on
You turned me loose then you turned me wrong
You dropped a bomb on me
Baby, you dropped a bomb on me
But you turned me out baby (you dropped a bomb on me)
Baby, you dropped a bomb on me
Just like Adam and Eve
Said you'd set me free
You took me to the sky, I'd never been so high
You were my pills, you were my thrills
You were my hope baby, you were my smoke
You dropped a bomb on me, hey baby (you dropped a bomb on me)
Baby, you dropped a bomb on me
But you turned me out, baby (you dropped a bomb on me)
Baby, you dropped a bomb on me
But you turned me on, baby (you dropped a bomb on me)
Baby, you dropped a bomb on me
You dropped a bomb on me, baby (you dropped a bomb on me)
Baby, you dropped a bomb on me
We were in motion, felt like lotion
You were the girl for me
You were the first explosion turned out to be corrosion
You were the first for me
But you turned me out, baby (you dropped a bomb on me)
Baby, you dropped a bomb on me (whoa, oh, oh, baby)
You dropped a bomb on me
Baby, you dropped a bomb on me
I won't forget what you done to me, baby (you dropped a bomb on me)
Baby, you dropped a bomb on me
You dropped a bomb on me
Baby, you dropped a bomb on me
I, I-I, I-I-I won't forget it
I, I-I, I-I-I won't forget it
You dropped a bomb on me
Baby, you dropped a bomb on me
You dropped a bomb on me
Baby, you dropped a bomb on me
I, I-I, I-I-I won't forget it
I, I-I, I-I-I won't forget it
You turned me out, you turned me on
And then you dropped me to the ground
You dropped a bomb on me
You turned me out, you turned me on
And then you dropped me to the ground
You dropped a bomb on me
You turned me out, then you turned me on
You dropped a bomb on me
You turned me out, then you turned me on
You dropped a bomb on me
You turned me out, then you turned me on (I, I-I)
You dropped a bomb on me (I-I-I won't forget it)
You turned me out, then you turned me on (I, I-I)
You dropped a bomb on me (I-I-I won't forget it)
You turned me out, then you turned me on (baby, you dropped a bomb on me, babe)
You dropped a bomb on me (then you turned me on)
You turned me out, then you turned me on (turned me on, babe)
You dropped a bomb on me (then you turned me on, babe)
You turned me out, then you turned me on
You dropped a bomb on me (then you turned me on, babe)
You turned me out, then you turned me on, baby
You dropped a bomb on me"
