Nashville Bongo Drums anthem……. Worst ever???

This never would have happened if my petition had passed

We, the undersigned, would like the Obama administration to recognize the need for a new national anthem, one that even a decade after its creation, is still hot and fresh out the kitchen. America has changed since Francis Scott Key penned our current anthem in 1814. Since then, we have realized that after the show, it’s the afterparty, and that after the party, it’s the hotel lobby, and–perhaps most importantly–that ’round about four, you’ve got to clear the lobby, at which point it’s strongly recommended that you take it to the room and freak somebody. President Obama: we ask you to recognize the evolution of this beautiful country and give us an anthem that better suits the glorious nation we have become.

 
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Whoever thought this was a good idea needs to be sat on by an elephant.
Oh calm down.

The orders they gave me was
-It has to be totally out of the ordinary
-Make sure the anthem is more talked about than the game itself

Why they wanted to pull this stunt? I’m really not sure maybe they want a big distraction for the season, or this was their way of giving the fans a show.

Anyways I’m ranting at the end, but I was given orders, and I obliged.
 
Oh calm down.

The orders they gave me was
-It has to be totally out of the ordinary
-Make sure the anthem is more talked about than the game itself

Why they wanted to pull this stunt? I’m really not sure maybe they want a big distraction for the season, or this was their way of giving the fans a show.

Anyways I’m ranting at the end, but I was given orders, and I obliged.
'Just following order'...

Well lets just see what the Geneva Convention has to say about this.
 

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