larose was bad at hockey and you all are still in denial. as soon as the PK/JR/plymouthwhaler country club had a rare moment of sanity and chose to not offer their golden boy a contract, he was out of the league. again i'm right in my analysis.
saying stuff like larose was as fast as dwyer is just sheer lunacy. might as well be comparing komisarek to murphy. must be weird living with larose-colored glasses.
"Analysis" in this case means to obsessively:
1) Ignore, downplay, and above all, try to marginalize any achievement, trait, or effort that is beneficial to the team whether that be scoring, the ability to create one's own chances, or the work ethic/hustle to play a full 60 minutes. Hold that player to a vague archetypal standard instead of the specific needs of the team and what's available. For example, if he scores goals insist that he's "robbing" the good players" (creating the laughable notion that even his scoring goals is somehow detrimental to the team, or that scoring isn't in his job description). Attempt to taint every upside, and if all else fails, mock these traits or him by assigning it "Facebook crowd" importance or "dumb love" much like in politics you demonize any association with the opposing party.
2) Highlight and attempt to direct focus at any miscue or mistake common to almost every player through the course of any game in an effort to lead/create a myth for the uninformed (trying to pretend they are informed) that these miscues or mistakes are singular to that player. Hold them to an impossible standard. This could range from not scoring (by whiffing, missing the net, or the goalie making the save without heroics) on every shot that player takes to pretending that something as common as a 31 year-old forward who's lost a step not being signed by anyone is unique.
Ignore the fact that if these standards had any sort of validity (since many players take shots) hockey games would have basketball scores and the average age of an NHL forward wouldn't be 27 years old (the youngest of any position).
I don't know what to call those kind of glasses, where the good is seen as bad and the common mistake turned hyperbolic…maybe "He Stole My Girlfriend Goggles", or something. Now, when the branding irons come out for a player I just think of as trying to "LaRose" him.