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JoVel

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Got rid of a person who I think my life will be happier whitout.
 

ProstheticConscience

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Went back to work yesterday after vacation. In the shop bathroom, the apples and cinnamon air freshener has been replaced by a diffuser from one of our big clients. It's got a few different scents; today it was citrus-ish.

When I go to the bathroom at work, it no longer smells like I'm baking an apple pie in a latrine. It now smells like I'm brewing Neo-Citran in a latrine.
 

ProstheticConscience

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I got to point out to my annoying coworker that he made a mistake and had to run more of a job when he was already slammed. He gets real edgy when he has to do things. If you're busy, he can spend endless hours communing with his precious precious cellphone, but when he's busy...your ass better be moving, mister!
 

Bumpus

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Mar 4, 2008
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I began a science experiment ...

Today I ate a green crayon. I'll post any color change in tomorrow's stool. :thumbu:
 

Bumpus

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It came out yellow and blue.

Apparently, the human digestive system breaks colors down too.

Huh, who knew?
 

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