Name a good thing to happen to you today.

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Ordered a bunch of horror Blu-Rays from the UK yesterday.

 

[Slats432]

My son received two invites, one to an AJHL camp and one WHL camp.

 

[ObscureAlien]

i got off work early

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Had a good poop this morning

 

[Zorf]

I interviewed someone for a job today and she bombed worse than any interview I have ever given. I guess it was bad for her but it was hilarious for me.

Apart from constantly interrupting me as I was trying to ask her questions, the cherry on top of the cake was when she got flustered while answering a question and accidentally swore. Ha.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Had Chinese food and beer earlier.

 

[Lays]

Had a few cigars and beers with my mom and her boyfriend which is weird because my mom hates me smoking, when I'm with her it's fine but it was weird to smoke it front of her. Also took a fat dump after some nice Qdoba. Lastly, the highlight of my day was seeing a guy at McDonalds with his nuts hanging out of his pants, some old chubby guy who somehow was completely unaware there was a hole in his pants (I guess he wasn't wearing underwear either.) Not going to post it on here but PM if you're looking for something to brighten up your day or if you think I'm kidding. His nuts were the size of a boulder and I sent a video of it to some buddies. All in all, pretty solid day

 

[ProstheticConscience]

A pressman at work learned a new word today: polyamorous.

The rest of the shop got a good laugh.

 

[Baby Punisher]

I just got back from vacation.

 

[chaos4]

Beat the traffic to the lake.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Played GTA V all day

 

[Brad Chadwick]

Played GTA V all day

Would think that 253 IQ would make it easier for u to beat that game a lot faster....

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Would think that 253 IQ would make it easier for u to beat that game a lot faster....

152*

Besides...I've beaten it 6 times already.

 

[crump]

Called out a phone scammer that was impersonating a cop dialing my sons phone. Called them a pedophile and crack addict, then reported it to the actual officer they were impersonating.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Slept well.

 

[New Jersey]

bought ethereum

 

[irunthepeg]

Doland

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Slept well

 

[ProstheticConscience]

Vacation started today. One week away from work and all the horrors contained within.

Still have at least ten days left this year; should book my birthday off or something.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Had strawberries and whipped cream earlier.

 

[Bumpus]

Dropped the kids off at the pool.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Ordered the Mrs. some birthday presents last night and also bought myself yet another horror blu-ray as well as a book.

 

[MikeyMike01]

I ate a salad and it gave me diarrhea

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I ate a salad and it gave me diarrhea

How's that good? Were you backed up??

 

[Bumpus]

I traded a kidney to a guy for some magic beans.