GDT: Montreal Canadiens V.S. Boston Bruins 10/22/16 7:00pm EST- CITY, TVAS, TSN 690

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Belial

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There's a post in the GDT on Bruins board about how Clode prepares his new players to what means to play against the Habs . Hilarious read :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Go Habs Go!!!
 
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That's the start of a 4 games in 6 nights span: tonight against the Bruins, monday against Philly, wednesday in Brooklyn and the following night in Montréal against the Lightning

It's a given that Montoya will get at least one start there. Probably against the Islanders since it's an away game.

I'm hoping for three wins, but that's four very decent teams even though Isles and Flyers are off a bad start.
 

yianik

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Carr should be in, Pateryn also for that matter, but I can see them giving Sergachev the start.
 

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There's a post in the GDT on Bruins board about how Clode prepares his new players to what means to play against the Habs . Hilarious read :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Go Habs Go!!!

Is that the fan fic where Chara uses a baseball reference from the 70's? :laugh:
 

Spectaculard

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There's a post in the GDT on Bruins board about how Clode prepares his new players to what means to play against the Habs . Hilarious read :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Go Habs Go!!!

They hate us waaay more than we hate them. I guess it's understandable after 90 years of getting their ***** kicked.
 

Belial

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Is that the fan fic where Chara uses a baseball reference from the 70's? :laugh:

Tuukka Rask(5-15-3, .909SV% lifetime vs Habs): I don't know guys. We haven't beaten them here in 4 years. I don't think we can do this. :laugh:

We Tuukka game seven !

Let's not disappoint Tuukka and make it 5 years :laugh: :yo:
 

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Copy from the Bruins board. Now I know we're usually not allowed to do that, but posting this with respect to the OP. It is hilarious and well written.

Scene I: Bruins management & staff are in Claude Julien's office. They are discussing tonight's game against Montreal:

Don Sweeney(constantly scanning his cell phone for proposed deals): You know Claude, with all the new guys on the team I'm not sure they truly understand what it means to play against those mother bleepers.

Claude(munching on KFC Extra Crispy): Hmmm....better have a talk with them. *Burps* Jay, (Pandolfo former Bruins whipping boy & present assistant coach) get the team into the locker room!

Scene II: Bruins locker room. The entire team is assembled and the new guys are wondering what this is all about.

Danton Heinen (rookie winger): I wonder what this is all about?

David Backes (new Bruins UFA signing) No idea. Hopefully it's not a reaming. Hitch used to get on us all the time back in St. Louis...no wonder we didn't have anything left for the playoffs.

*Claude strides into the room and faces his squad*

Claude: I want to talk to you about tonight's game. You are members of the Boston Bruins. One of the Original 6 franchises of the National Hockey League. It is both an honor and a privilege to wear that Spoked B on your sweater. Tonight we play the Montreal Canadiens who are also an Original 6 franchise. Now maybe you new guys don't know this but Montreal is, has been and always will be our most hated opponent. No other team even comes close. No Marchy, not even Vancouver (everyone looks at Brad Marchand who made one of the Sedin twins his personal ****** during the 2011 Cup Final) Now let me make this clear to all of you: You are the Boston Bruins. You have the best equipment and the best training money can buy. You are going to whip those poutine swilling sons of ******es every time you step on the ice. You're not just going to check them out of the play, you're going to check them 30 rows back into the stands. You're not just to defend your goalie when those jackwagons try to pile in on him, you're going to sweep that crease so clean you can eat your dinner off of it. You're not just going to fight those Montreal mother ******* you are going to beat them to such a pulp their own mothers won't recognize them. Why? Because they are Montreal. The Evil Empire of the NHL. The New York Yankees of the NHL. The biggest collection of diving, whining and cheap shotting swine you will ever encounter in your NHL career. Remember, there is a reason why they wear a toilet seat logo on their sweaters. That is all.

*Claude leaves the room. The new guys are shocked. They have never heard such angry words from their coach. Except when they fail to back check. Then they get it both barrels...*

Brandon Carlo (rookie defenseman) Wow. Claude really hates them.

Zdeno Chara (The Captain): And with good reason my young partner. Anyone who has coached or played against them despises them for they are a prize collection of ********** on skates. They are the opposite of what we Bruins are about. Never never forget that.

Tuukka Rask(5-15-3, .909SV% lifetime vs Habs): I don't know guys. We haven't beaten them here in 4 years. I don't think we can do this.

Chara: What? What was that you said? To hear you talk the game is over already. Well **** you. **** that. The game isn't over until the final siren sounds. Was it over when the Maple Leafs were up on us 3-1 during that playoff game? Was it over when the Sox were down 0 games to 3 against the Yankees in 04? Was it over when the Sox were down 2 games to 3 against the Reds in 75?

Rob O'Gara (rookie defenseman): Red Sox? 75?

David Krejci (veteran center): Forget it he's rolling. Besides you weren't even born yet.

Chara: Hell no! And it ain't over now! This could be one of our best games of the season. I don't care if a Montreal fan does call the police from his seat in the Garden when I plaster a smurf into the glass. I know the surrounding Bruins fans will make his life an absolute hell until security can get there. I'm not afraid of those little toilet seat logo wearing pieces of **** and neither should any of you. Now let's go out there and smear the blood of their corpses all over our ice. This is our ****ing house and our ****ing city!!!!!!!!!




**** the Habs!!!! :rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant:
 

Subbaman

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There's a post in the GDT on Bruins board about how Clode prepares his new players to what means to play against the Habs . Hilarious read :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Go Habs Go!!!

I know it's just one fan on a roll, but it's absolutely hilarious to me how delusional bruins fans are when it comes to their team. Whatever, I'll enjoy their tears after the game.
 

Belial

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They hate us waaay more than we hate them. I guess it's understandable after 90 years of getting their ***** kicked.

Beating them is not preventing me to hate them ))

There's no team in the league that gets me pumped for the game as much as the Ruins AINEC .

Let's not lay an egg guys!

"Let's go boys" Josh Gorges.
 

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Copy from the Bruins board. Now I know we're usually not allowed to do that, but posting this with respect to the OP. It is hilarious and well written.

BMC's rants are legendary on our board. :laugh:

Everyone - Sometimes GDT's get very heated when our two teams play. :biglaugh:

Certainly you are all welcomed on our board but please use common sense. Any post that is considered trolling and flaming will be dealt with quickly. I hope our posters will be respectful of your board as well Nothing would make me happier than to get through the game and nobody was given an infraction on either side.

Let's enjoy the game.
 

Adam Michaels

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I believe that the Habs served the Bruins a heavy dose of reality in 2014 when we beat them in 7. Since that day, they've overhauled their team and have shifted their Big Bad Bruins identity to that of speed.

Smart of them to adapt to the times in order to compete with the Habs, Lightning, Wings, and Panthers in their division as well as the Penguins, Rangers, and Capitals in the conference.
 

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BMC's rants are legendary on our board. :laugh:

Everyone - Sometimes GDT's get very heated when our two teams play. :biglaugh:

Certainly you are all welcomed on our board but please use common sense. Any post that is considered trolling and flaming will be dealt with quickly. I hope our posters will be respectful of your board as well Nothing would make me happier than to get through the game and nobody was given an infraction on either side.

Let's enjoy the game.

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Our anthem singer might sing part of O Canada in French tonight. He did it in Foxborough at the Classic alumni game and I am curious - How was his French?



We know his voice is shot now as he is 77. 40 years ago he was fantastic.



Of course Montreal had the gold standard. He was the best ever.

 

OldCraig71

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That's the start of a 4 games in 6 nights span: tonight against the Bruins, monday against Philly, wednesday in Brooklyn and the following night in Montréal against the Lightning

It's a given that Montoya will get at least one start there. Probably against the Islanders since it's an away game.

I'm hoping for three wins, but that's four very decent teams even though Isles and Flyers are off a bad start.

I think he will get 2, they said 60 starts for Price, don't wear the guy out, its a long road.
 
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