LOFIN
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The continuous winner for the best Christmas lights is the tail lights of your in-laws car...
Series Talk: MERRY XMAS!
- Thread starter Murzu
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Lucky for me my MIL isn't talking to us currently (since Thanksgiving). If we do good enough maybe we'll beat our record of 5 years with no contact!
BaconNater
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I'm dying laughing this is hilarious much needed thank you!!
forsbergavs32
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Can’t deal with in-laws if you don’t get married
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I’m fkn tired.
Opened presents with the wife and 4 kids at my house 7-10 AM. My parents house 10-12. In-laws 12-2. Back home now. Was hoping to get in a nap but my kids have me putting together their kitchen sets and other shit.
Christmas dinner with guests in 3 hours. I’m going to be a grumpy prick for this dinner.
f***.
Opened presents with the wife and 4 kids at my house 7-10 AM. My parents house 10-12. In-laws 12-2. Back home now. Was hoping to get in a nap but my kids have me putting together their kitchen sets and other shit.
Christmas dinner with guests in 3 hours. I’m going to be a grumpy prick for this dinner.
f***.
lionsDen
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I worked today so I didn’t have to work 70+ hours for the 20th week blah. Turkey is the answer
That's what whiskey and dangerous amounts of caffeine are for.
Since @JWK came in here talking shit, the Turks came in with an elbow drop from the top rope.
- Oct 24, 2008
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His smelling salts are extra spicy.Even better, I might have my buddy stop by later.
lionsDen
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lol I didn’t even read the thread. I’ve eaten so much ham in my day I’m over it
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Curious if anyone else remembers playing floor hockey as a kid? Came up during Christmas when we talked about old things as kids and everyone looked at me like I had 2 heads.
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It was a way of life for a Canadian kid growing up.
For away hockey tournaments, every kid would bring their mini stick and we would cause mayhem in the hallways at the hotels with absolutely vicious games.
Family gatherings, our parents would send us to the basement and it was game on.
The number of bloody noses I got from mini sticks was insane.
Bloody noses, rashed up knees, etc. The good ole days. I had a similar experience growing up in Michigan when I was younger.
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I feel this in my soul. We used to even play in school with a tape ball and our hands, sliding around on the floors.
oh.frig.yeah , we played with hands too. Slap.shot with the hand and wrist shots. being goalie was fun too, big bare hand glove saves
expatriatedtexan
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Managed hotels for much of the single digit 00s. The bolded might be the most true statement I've ever read on this board. One of the games I had to break up was absoultely freaking epic. There was no way in hell I wanted to shut these kids down, but it was 1:30am on a Wednesday and it was a mostly business hotel. The phone system lit up like the Rockerfeller tower when they kicked off that game.
Kids had setup three nets. One on each end of the hallway one in the center. They were using four goalies. The two in the center were playing opposite sides of the net but it was like four teams on four teams and you could score on any net but your own. It was freaking hysterical but way too loud for the hour.
In Texas we played a game called slaughterball. It started out with a racketball or a tennis ball. But you throw it against a wall and everyone tries to catch it. If the ball touches you and you don't catch, you have to run and touch the wall. Everyone else is allowed to bean you with the ball until you become safe by touching the main wall. Penalties are given to hitting someone with a ball after they're "safe" or for hitting someone deliberately in the head (there is a reason for this.) Penalty shots....the guilty goes and stands facing the wall about three inches from it. The victim then gets to absolutely been him from 20' away with a free throw.
Absolutely fun game... Until you hit highschool... And it changes to a baseball. Played it once in highschool. Once. The small of my back has never felt the same.
