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waitin425

waitin425

Registered User
Jan 10, 2009
8,468
13,110
Canada
Twas the day before Christmas, and all through hfHabs,
the fans were unsettled, settling their tabs.
Predictions had been made, some were true,
But many of us faltered, this team has been poo.

Positive spins like our friend @KevSkillz4 ,
we all learned, that he works at a grill.
Negative spins, like the force of @Gravity ,
Thank God that @ReHabs came back from depravity.

Stay positive my friends, we have a God named Demi,
Have you visited his thread? It gives @Kennerback a semi,
Slaf started slow, but his points are picking up,
@Habs10Habs is back, so raise up your cup.

Our start was a pain, December has been fun,
We clearly need Laine, to continue this run.
You see Christmas is coming, and magic is in the air,
This team is needing wins, like Gally needs hair.

No Superstar, you say, Suzuki walks in,
with his big dick, and a PPG season within.
Don't forget about Laner, our little guy so small,
With Cole our midget, they will never take the fall.

Dach has been putrid, Matheson has been whiney,
Evans has been solid, and we all love the Hiney.
The Donkey is decent, Guhle has been too,
Welcome aboard Carrier, your ride has been true.

GDT's are fun, the banter has been real,
Don't forget to laugh at @overlords gif reel.
@Runner77 is on hiatus, from running the show,
@donghabs98 has stepped up, with his template we all know.

Mia made an appearance, and Daddy did some stuffin,
Good luck with your surgery @HabsWhiteKnightLOL it should be nothin.
@Team_Spirit and @HabSgt have busted our gut,
@Habs, @Rapala and @HuGo Sham have been dropping their nut.

With @dinodebino in his kerchief and @ChesterNimitz in his cap,
The old timers are awesome, even @OldCraig71 having his nap.
@MarkovsKnee and @Lafleurs Guy our mods are so dope,
Thank you my friends, for giving us some rope.

Some rope to tell jokes, while we sip rum and coke,
And cheer on our boys, while Marty and Hugo choke.
Choking is not fun, the Hfleafs knows this well,
One more Mia reference, and @LV426 cock begins to swell.

So on @HabsAddict , on @WeThreeKings , on @Habs Halifax and more,
there are too many to mention, to establish Hfhabs core.
I love you all, you've made this season so bright,
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a Goodnight!
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Tyson

Tyson

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Mar 1, 2007
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Merry Christmas my lunatic Habs friends!
 

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Redux91

Redux91

I do Three bullets.
Sep 5, 2006
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Kirkland, Montreal
waitin425 said:
Twas the day before Christmas, and all through hfHabs,
the fans were unsettled, settling their tabs.
Predictions had been made, some were true,
But many of us faltered, this team has been poo.

Positive spins like our friend @KevSkillz4 ,
we all learned, that he works at a grill.
Negative spins, like the force of @Gravity ,
Thank God that @ReHabs came back from depravity.

Stay positive my friends, we have a God named Demi,
Have you visited his thread? It gives @Kennerback a semi,
Slaf started slow, but his points are picking up,
@Habs10Habs is back, so raise up your cup.

Our start was a pain, December has been fun,
We clearly need Laine, to continue this run.
You see Christmas is coming, and magic is in the air,
This team is needing wins, like Gally needs hair.

No Superstar, you say, Suzuki walks in,
with his big dick, and a PPG season within.
Don't forget about Laner, our little guy so small,
With Cole our midget, they will never take the fall.

Dach has been putrid, Matheson has been whiney,
Evans has been solid, and we all love the Hiney.
The Donkey is decent, Guhle has been too,
Welcome aboard Carrier, your ride has been true.

GDT's are fun, the banter has been real,
Don't forget to laugh at @overlords gif reel.
@Runner77 is on hiatus, from running the show,
@donghabs98 has stepped up, with his template we all know.

Mia made an appearance, and Daddy did some stuffin,
Good luck with your surgery @HabsWhiteKnightLOL it should be nothin.
@Team_Spirit and @HabSgt have busted our gut,
@Habs, @Rapala and @HuGo Sham have been dropping their nut.

With @dinodebino in his kerchief and @ChesterNimitz in his cap,
The old timers are awesome, even @OldCraig71 having his nap.
@MarkovsKnee and @Lafleurs Guy our mods are so dope,
Thank you my friends, for giving us some rope.

Some rope to tell jokes, while we sip rum and coke,
And cheer on our boys, while Marty and Hugo choke.
Choking is not fun, the Hfleafs knows this well,
One more Mia reference, and @LV426 cock begins to swell.

So on @HabsAddict , on @WeThreeKings , on @Habs Halifax and more,
there are too many to mention, to establish Hfhabs core.
I love you all, you've made this season so bright,
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a Goodnight!
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So YOU were making all that noise at 5am ffs...
 
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Adam Michaels

Adam Michaels

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Jun 12, 2016
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Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way. But out of that a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us!

At the Festivus dinner you gather your family around and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year.

The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people and now YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ABOUT IT!!!!
 
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