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[MinJaBen]

Why the f*** would you want a Chihuahua

Some people just have Marty Feldman fetishes.

 

[LakeLivin]

They're for someone who wants a dog, but wants their pet to hate them like a cat

someone people want dogs that have the anger of 10,000 men apparently

We had a chihuahua when I was growing up and it was probably the meanest dog I've ever been around. It used to terrorize my sisters. To be fair to Chihuahuas, though, my grandmother had one of it's littermates and he was a sweetheart.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

We had a chihuahua when I was growing up and it was probably the meanest dog I've ever been around. It used to terrorize my sisters. To be fair to Chihuahuas, though, my grandmother had one of it's littermates and he was a sweetheart.

I interact with a lot of breeds for my day job. The only two consistent factors I've come across are:

- Chihuahuas are the most high strung, angriest dogs you'll ever meet. To quote Scrubs: "They're bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling". They're angry at the world and will let everyone know it.

- Pugs should not exist. Whatever crossbreeding humanity has done to turn them into what they are today should be reversed. Even fully healthy ones are barely able to breathe, and if they get sick or injured (which is very common for them), they basically become lumps of flesh that wheeze. If you want a similar looking dog that can actually function as a dog, get a Frenchie.

 

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[LostInaLostWorld]

15 yrs old I was walking down a street and a chihuahua came running at me and bit me behind my heel. I instinctively kicked back and heard yapping but saw no dog. And damn if I hadn't kicked him into the sewer drain.

Went and knocked on door answered by a guy I was in school with. He and mom freaked running to the sewer. I explained and apologized. Took off sock and shoe and yep, bite marks. Didn't matter to them. All they cared about was the dog. I was the bad guy. Went on my way. Evidently they got the fire department for the rescue. My mom called to make sure the dog had shots. From then on this guy hated me. No big deal. He in real llife was considered a dick by most folks.

 

[LostInaLostWorld]

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I interact with a lot of breeds for my day job. The only two consistent factors I've come across are:

- Chihuahuas are the most high strung, angriest dogs you'll ever meet. To quote Scrubs: "They're bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling". They're angry at the world and will let everyone know it.

- Pugs should not exist. Whatever crossbreeding humanity has done to turn them into what they are today should be reversed. Even fully healthy ones are barely able to breathe, and if they get sick or injured (which is very common for them), they basically become lumps of flesh that wheeze. If you want a similar looking dog that can actually function as a dog, get a Frenchie.

Pugs can do one thing other than wheeze.

They can also fart.

EDIT: speaking of farts I ate a 12-inch burrito with extra beans at lunch and I STILL haven't stopped my skunk impression. My work chair needs the hazmat team.

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Are you f***ing kidding me

 

[To Be Determined]

15 yrs old I was walking down a street and a chihuahua came running at me and bit me behind my heel. I instinctively kicked back and heard yapping but saw no dog. And damn if I hadn't kicked him into the sewer drain.

Went and knocked on door answered by a guy I was in school with. He and mom freaked running to the sewer. I explained and apologized. Took off sock and shoe and yep, bite marks. Didn't matter to them. All they cared about was the dog. I was the bad guy. Went on my way. Evidently they got the fire department for the rescue. My mom called to make sure the dog had shots. From then on this guy hated me. No big deal. He in real llife was considered a dick by most folks.

bold move by them to be the assholes to someone who could have called animal control and (once the firefighters got him out) have the little bastard put down.

at least that's the way it used to work when a dog got out and bit someone.

(not saying that would be the right course of action. just, if i'm in that situation with a beloved pet i'm kissing ass so my baby don't get put down by the county)

 

[LakeLivin]

I wonder if the left hand knows what the right hand is doing?