Confirmed with Link: Meme/Like Thread 6 - A new season on the horizon

[Derailed75]

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Pat Sajak. f***ing beast!

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Clocks ask Pat, What time is it?

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Pat was having sex in a tractor trailer and left a little on the seat, thus Optimus Prime was born!

 

[tarheelhockey]

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Pat Sajak was a sleeper agent all along. He ****ing killed a man on live TV.

 

[Derailed75]

Pat Sajak was a sleeper agent all along. He ****ing killed a man on live TV.

This may be one of our finest threads folks!

 

[Unsustainable]

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Why ‘Wheel of Fortune’ host Pat Sajak put contestant in a headlock

Fred Fletcher-Jackson, a drama teacher and pro wrestler, is now also a winning contestant on the “Wheel of Fortune,” which is a dream come true. Though he and viewers probably didn't expect what happened next.

www.mlive.com

 

[TaLoN]

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Pat Sajak introduced the new punishment for getting a puzzle wrong.

 

[MinJaBen]

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He tried to leave the show with a vowel without buying it first.

 

[TaLoN]

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The contestant made an inappropriate comment about Vanna White

 

[tarheelhockey]

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They’re rolling out a new final round: sudden death.

 

[TaLoN]

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Pat Sajak found out the contestant was a Russian Spy sent to the US to win prize money on game shows to boost the Russian economy.

 

[Porvari]

 

[TaLoN]

Florida man arrested after botching in-home castration surgery, deputies say

HIGHLANDS COUNTY, Fla. – Florida deputies have arrested a man for attempting to perform a castration inside his Highlands County home, WFTS reports. Deputies were called to 74-year-old Gary Van Rys…

kfor.com

 

[Unsustainable]

Why you should steer clear of “Florida Man Challenge”

Maybe it's benign, but "social experiment" can expose more than even Florida Man would like.

arstechnica.com

 

[Derailed75]

‘Sick and twisted individual:’ Florida man put laxatives in boy’s medication, deputies say

A Florida man is accused of tampering with a boy’s prescription medication to replace it with laxatives, causing the victim repeated bouts of gastrointestinal distress that warranted medical intervention.

www.clickorlando.com

Gross

‘Sick and twisted individual:’ Florida man put laxatives in boy’s medication, deputies say

A Florida man is accused of tampering with a boy’s prescription medication to replace it with laxatives, causing the victim repeated bouts of gastrointestinal distress that warranted medical intervention.

www.clickorlando.com

Gross

Should have scrolled down. 2019 was much better.

Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage

Florida man allegedly high on crystal meth attacks a mattress in a fit of jealous rage.

www.myarklamiss.com

 

[Derailed75]

‘Sick and twisted individual:’ Florida man put laxatives in boy’s medication, deputies say

A Florida man is accused of tampering with a boy’s prescription medication to replace it with laxatives, causing the victim repeated bouts of gastrointestinal distress that warranted medical intervention.

www.clickorlando.com

Gross


Should have scrolled down. 2019 was much better.

Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage

Florida man allegedly high on crystal meth attacks a mattress in a fit of jealous rage.

www.myarklamiss.com

Also should have read the next post first! Good thing I prescribe to the low bank account balance means lack of attacks. Also I monitor my credit pretty well.

 

[Nikishin Go Boom]

Ive got 2:

Florida Man steals an alligator from a golf course and tries to throw it on a roof to teach it a lesson.

A Florida man has elaborate suicide attempt by attaching a gun to a weather balloon and that way the weather balloon would remove the evidence. Supposedly the police expected the balloon to be north of the bahamas by the time they had pieced the puzzle together

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Cops: Naked Florida man prompts airport evacuation after claiming he planted a bomb

Police used a Taser on a naked man who prompted an evacuation at a Florida airport after allegedly claiming he had planted a bomb, reports CBS affiliate WKMG.

www.wctv.tv

 

[Lempo]

Soo... what you guys got for your mother's maiden name?

 

[MinJaBen]

Florida man dubbed 'pooping perpetrator' sought by police for break-in

 

[Derailed75]

Soo... what you guys got for your mother's maiden name?

Well I just google "Lempo-florida man" and use the results for my passwords for everything.

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

 

[Porvari]

Why you should steer clear of “Florida Man Challenge”

Maybe it's benign, but "social experiment" can expose more than even Florida Man would like.

arstechnica.com

My bad!

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

My bad!

If you want to make it up to us, you can tell us your favorite teachers from school and the name of the street you grew up on.

 

[TaLoN]

Also should have read the next post first! Good thing I prescribe to the low bank account balance means lack of attacks. Also I monitor my credit pretty well.

My credit is frozen, and 99% of people's birth dates are already online anyway. Someone at work here didn't believe me, they swore up and down that nobody had any info on him.
5 mins later I was able to tell him his parents name, his address, his parents address, all of their birth dates down to the year, their previous addresses going back to the late 90's and their phone numbers... all just via google.

 

[TaLoN]

Her mouth is full of secret soup...

 

[Unsustainable]

My bad!

That was my result lol