Confirmed with Link: Meme/Like Thread 6 - A new season on the horizon

[LostInaLostWorld]

And the thing the drug treats always seems to be something fairly minor. "Do you suffer from mild to moderate toenail fungus? Be sure to ask your doctor about Fung-b-gon, side effects include, but are not limited to, hair loss, paranoia, and schizophrenia."

And the " Don't take Fung-b-gon if you are allergic to it".

How the f*ck do you know you are allergic to it if you don't take it?

 

[LakeLivin]

And the thing the drug treats always seems to be something fairly minor. "Do you suffer from mild to moderate toenail fungus? Be sure to ask your doctor about Fung-b-gon, side effects include, but are not limited to, hair loss, paranoia, and schizophrenia."

Here's my favorite, and it's real:

Jardiance has a rare side effect called necrotizing fasciitis of the perineum (Fournier’s gangrene).

Translation: life threatening rot of the taint!

[Full disclosure: it's a rare side effect, the risk more than offset by the reduced risk of cardiovascular death and disease in patients with type 2 diabetes]

 

[tarheelhockey]

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Found the lady who claps on 1 and 3

 

[Blueline Bomber]

And the " Don't take Fung-b-gon if you are allergic to it".

How the f*ck do you know you are allergic to it if you don't take it?

“Ask your doctor if Fung-B-Gon is right for you.”

Dunno about the rest of you, but if I asked, my doctor would probably write me a prescription for a generic toenail fungus treatment, tell me to wash my feet better and to stop watching so much TV.

 

[Lempo]

“Ask your doctor if Fung-B-Gon is right for you.”

Dunno about the rest of you, but if I asked, my doctor would probably write me a prescription for a generic toenail fungus treatment, tell me to wash my feet better and to stop watching so much TV.

At my whereabouts the doctors are paid henchmen of the pharma corporations. The prescription would be for the corresponding product of their "own" pharma corp. You'd get prescribed for GSK Phunginator.

 

[Unhinged Finn]

All this recent trade talk reminded me about this classic.

 

[AD Skinner]

A great piece from Steve Martin on side effects

Side effects by Steve Martin

Side Effects By Steve Martin DOSAGE: take two tablets every six hours for joint pain. SIDE EFFECTS...

www.dr-bob.org

 

[SoupNazi]

@Gee Wally, what's it like to have lived for 1 trillion seconds?

 

[Gee Wally]

@Gee Wally, what's it like to have lived for 1 trillion seconds?

 

[TaLoN]

A great piece from Steve Martin on side effects

Side effects by Steve Martin

Side Effects By Steve Martin DOSAGE: take two tablets every six hours for joint pain. SIDE EFFECTS...

www.dr-bob.org

Do not pilot a plane, unless you are among the ten per cent of users who experience "spontaneous test-pilot knowledge."

 

[TheGreenTBer]

@Gee Wally, what's it like to have lived for 1 trillion seconds?

Don't piss off the old Boston guys, they'll grind your bones to make their bread.

Or they'll forget to do it and put the Pats game on instead.

 

[TaLoN]

Don't piss off the old Boston guys, they'll grind your bones to make their bread.

Or they'll forget to do it and put the Pats game on instead.

You mean don't do it unless you want to get into bird watching as a hobby.

 

[SoupNazi]

 

[sabremike]

 

[Unsustainable]

 

[LostInaLostWorld]

 

[Unsustainable]

 

[Unhinged Finn]

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When the [insert something funny about francois st. laurent and 25k fine]

That's Po Maurice!

 

[Lempo]

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When they ask you which Bond
you're partic'ly fond...

 

[Lempo]

In that cherished show
Joey had a soap role

 

[MinJaBen]

 

[TaLoN]

 

[Unsustainable]

 

[Unsustainable]

 

[sabremike]