sabremike
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Online reaction to Kevyn Adams post Free Agent Frenzy press conference summed up in a single image:
Confirmed with Link: Meme/Like Thread 6 - A new season on the horizon
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HFBoards is well aware that today is election day in the US. We ask respectfully to focus on hockey and not politics.
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Seth Jarvis has Big Kahunas
hangman005
It's my first day.
bleedgreen
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I can tell you from experience that this joke is funny because it’s true. As a medic I’ve been on a dozen or more calls over the years since we legalized from people thinking they needed 911 or friends of someone who was beyond the point they could help them so they called for us to help them. The story began every time with “well we’ve been here for (24 hrs or less) and after eating the first edible it just didn’t seem to be really working so we had (1 to 4) more to see if it would help”.
I spent an hour with a guy convinced he was dead wearing this goofy beanie and dressed like it’s freezing in a nice airbnb on a hot summer night curled up and rocking back and forth on the ground. Normal dude, 30’s, he’s your neighbor. I was trying to convince him that he he didn’t need to go to the hospital to be pronounced. His wife was just shaking her head, embarrassed and begging him to just ride it out. He had called for himself after she couldn’t get his phone away from him. My crew were trying to find Cheetos or order him a pizza, we’re all talking him down. You’re just high af my friend.
Wasn’t having it. Had to transport him. We talked about what his life used to be like when he was alive on the way in.
Respect the edible my friends.
DaveG
Noted Jerk
yeah I made that mistake ONCE, just once. Fighting some bad insomnia and couldn't sleep, having major anxiety attacks and one edible wasn't cutting it after 40 minutes so I took a second one. Half an hour later I swear my Bernese was talking like Richard Nixon... or I turned on Futurama while I was tripping... likely both.
bleedgreen
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It’s that 40 minute ticker every time!
AD Skinner
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Maybe it was the great taste of Charleston Chew
AD Skinner
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Reefer Madness, indeed. Be patient padawan be patient....you'll experience the force soon enough.
WreckingCrew
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Well they are both DICKheads...but not sure they're functional...
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Seth Jarvis has Big Kahunas
10mg is about right for most to be high, but not over the edge. 20mg and I lose concept of time and space.
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Seth Jarvis has Big Kahunas
I mean this just tears a fabric into the whole time continuim. I feel like the rest of the world in Back to the Future when the Twin Pines Mall became the Lone Pine Mall
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kickback256
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Unless it’s Cheerwine, no artificial cherry for me, please and thank you.
hangman005
It's my first day.
It's the red pill in the Matrix....I think artificial is baked in at that point.
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Unless you're knocked out of the Matrix by taking the red pill because it was something from "the real world".
No, in the real world, you are in a pod. The red pill is just code in the matrix. So is the blue pill. The red pill is just: sudo -u neo print "hello real world" .
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Seth Jarvis has Big Kahunas
Wouldnt it be a restart command and reboot into a non gui system?
Considering also, they would also have to get the root password to work with sudo.
Lempo
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Ok, I'm almost as nerd as they come, but you guys are cruising for a wedgie.
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Seth Jarvis has Big Kahunas
Nogatco Rd
Pierre-Luc Dubas
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Some bookie needs to upload 60 second video clips of last year's 4th of July, let us analyze the competitors' technique, the equipment they're running and their general level of swagger / overconfidence ... and then take bets on who it's going to be. Do one of those 50/50 lotteries, where half the pool gets divided among successful bettors, half the money pays hospital bills.
