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[toastmasterbone]

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German language is neat

Now THAT'S a Happy Meal.

* Grimace *

 

[LakeLivin]

 

[Unsustainable]

 

[TaLoN]

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Maybe you need more cowbell...

 

[TaLoN]

 

[SoupNazi]

 

[Unsustainable]

Except that would be my parents or probably @Boom Boom Apathy bought.

 

[hangman005]

I'm close to having equal likes and posts and figured this was the best place to do that. So I offer some useful advice.

 

[WreckingCrew]

My FB interaction:
Vegan Chick: "That's great, they made a plant-based dairy-free mashed potato for vegans!!"
Me: "Yea...it's called a potato...that's mashed..."
Vegan Chick: "I try to post a positive comment and you respond with sarcasm. Not everyone can eat dairy or has access to cooking supplies"
Me: "...yea but...its...a potato..."
Vegan chick: "and dairy free!"
Me: *foiled by someone being completely oblivious and uncomprehending*

 

[TaLoN]

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Except that would be my parents or probably @Boom Boom Apathy bought.

And then covered it in plastic to keep it protected...

 

[Nikishin Go Boom]

And then covered it in plastic to keep it protected...

the episode from Everybody Loves Raymond when Marie takes the plastic cover off the couch and has the boys sit on it. good stuff.

 

[WreckingCrew]

And then covered it in plastic to keep it protected...

All exposed skin instantly becomes sweaty and sticks like super-glue

 

[hangman005]

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My FB interaction:
Vegan Chick: "That's great, they made a plant-based dairy-free mashed potato for vegans!!"
Me: "Yea...it's called a potato...that's mashed..."
Vegan Chick: "I try to post a positive comment and you respond with sarcasm. Not everyone can eat dairy or has access to cooking supplies"
Me: "...yea but...its...a potato..."
Vegan chick: "and dairy free!"
Me: *foiled by someone being completely oblivious and uncomprehending*

I have plans to become the world's largest seller of Vegan Cheese... it's just like normal cheese but I've talked to it and it's told me it's vegan.

 

[Lempo]

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My FB interaction:
Vegan Chick: "That's great, they made a plant-based dairy-free mashed potato for vegans!!"
Me: "Yea...it's called a potato...that's mashed..."
Vegan Chick: "I try to post a positive comment and you respond with sarcasm. Not everyone can eat dairy or has access to cooking supplies"
Me: "...yea but...its...a potato..."
Vegan chick: "and dairy free!"
Me: *foiled by someone being completely oblivious and uncomprehending*

You do use milk and butter to make proper mashed potatoes, don't you?

Work mate occasionally does food for us all, and this one time he did mashed potatoes. I watched him use a full 500 g package of butter in. When I swallowed it, I literally felt it hitting the bottom of my stomach. The thing had gravity of its own.

 

[Lempo]

 

[WreckingCrew]

You do use milk and butter to make proper mashed potatoes, don't you?

Work mate occasionally does food for us all, and this one time he did mashed potatoes. I watched him use a full 500 g package of butter in. When I swallowed it, I literally felt it hitting the bottom of my stomach. The thing had gravity of its own.

That's kinda the point... it's literally just a mashed potato lol

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

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Except that would be my parents or probably @Boom Boom Apathy bought.

Actual photo of my family from the 70s. I'm on the far left. No idea what Mom and Dad were thinking back then...lol.

 

[TaLoN]

Actual photo of my family from the 70s. I'm on the far left. No idea what Mom and Dad were thinking back then...lol.

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I see you had the same ugly brown carpet we had... that my parents literally chose to install themselves... intentionally...

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

I see you had the same ugly brown carpet we had... that my parents literally chose to install themselves... intentionally...

Yep. Same here.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

I wish I could find the Sears shot of me at 5 with the long Beatles bowl cut and the glasses bigger than my head.

 

[LostInaLostWorld]

Actual photo of my family from the 70s. I'm on the far left. No idea what Mom and Dad were thinking back then...lol.

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Love the TV table not snapped on the bar on one side

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Love the TV table not snapped on the bar on one side

It was such a treat when my parents let us kids eat on the TV trays. Probably only once or twice a year, but as a kid, it was glorious.

 

[TaLoN]

I wish I could find the Sears shot of me at 5 with the long Beatles bowl cut and the glasses bigger than my head.

I refuse to look at shots from when I was a kid in the late 70's early 80's... and only "tolerate" shots from mid to late 80's...

Wearing short-shorts was a thing... for EVERYONE... then when we finally realized how dumb that really looked, what did we switch to? Neon colored Bermuda shorts!

Went from this...

To this...

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

I refuse to look at shots from when I was a kid in the late 70's early 80's... and only "tolerate" shots from mid to late 80's...

Thankfully I was a sports nut as a kid and my parents were great. Every school picture of me from 1st grade through 8th grade I wore a jersey of one of my favorite football players. Cliff Branch’s 21 was my favorite and in a couple pictures.

Ironically, I own no hockey jerseys as an adult.

 

[Bub]

Thankfully I was a sports nut as a kid and my parents were great. Every school picture of me from 1st grade through 8th grade I wore a jersey of one of my favorite football players. Cliff Branch’s 21 was my favorite and in a couple pictures.

Ironically, I own no hockey jerseys as an adult.

Are...are we related? Had a Cliff Branch shirt as a kid. Also own zero jerseys now.

If you had a Johnny Unitas jersey too, I dunno...