GDT: Maybe Ol' AD Breaks The Losing Streak

[Chrispy]

also lol:

1. Saw Gardiner playing video games. He shouted, "Bro time, living the life sublime"\ "Owww....my back!"

Fixed.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

Or maybe not. Who knows.

BLOOD IS DEMANDED. WHOSE? THAT IS TO BE SEEN.

 

[zman77]

Rod The Bod Babbbbyyyyyy!!

 

[Stickpucker]

ChatGPT is always down when I look.

Ask it:

how we win the stanley cupper
should we trade for bo horvat
is tom dondun petty? (re kk trade)
what it would do with 1m dollars
how to get a date with marley drug girl

these are all verrrry importante.

 

[zman77]

 

[AhosDatsyukian]

This thread is wild already and the game hasn't even began. We're in a mood today.

we either win 9-0 or we lose 1-0 with 90 shots for and 6 shots against

 

[Unsustainable]

Just Win

 

[zman77]

 

[Navin R Slavin]

I think the boys come out mad tonight and light it up. But we'll see.

 

[Derailed75]

Great another game another thread Derailed

 

[Stickpucker]

Live look at the GDT:

 

[AhosDatsyukian]

Live look at the GDT:

Koochie is starting tonight!?!?

 

[ndp]

Shots will be something like 43-20 in the Canes favor

we will lose 4-3

In overtime.

 

[MinJaBen]

In overtime.

That would be an improvement.

 

[Tryamw]

Great another game another thread Derailed

So what's for dinner?

 

[The Faulker 27]

Hmm, don't like the choice of the word "rubbing" there...

Stroking?

i also told it to make them rhyme at some point with sometimes okay results:

1. Saw Williams with his wand in hand, he said with a nod, "Magic's been planned"
2. Saw Brind'Amour with his cloak on tight, he said with a grin, "Invisibility's in sight"
3. Saw Hamilton, his demon familiar by his side, he said with a nod, "Summoning's been tried"
4. Saw Staal, with his spell of protection in tow, he said with a smile, "Safety's been bestowed"
5. Saw Skinner, with his time machine in use, he said with a nod, "Travel's been choosed"
6. Saw Pesce, with his elemental bound tight, he said with a grin, "Power's been insight"
7. Saw Slavin, with his elixir of immortality, he said with a nod, "Eternal life's a reality"
8. Saw Teravainen, reading his grimoire with care, he said with a nod, "Spells to be aware"
9. Saw McElhinney, with his demon lord in tow, he said with a grin, "Conjuring's been bestowed"
10. Saw Dzingel, with his ring of power on hand, he said with a nod, "Dominion's been planned"
11. Saw Niederreiter, with his ritual of summoning in mind, he said with a grin, "Summoning's been assigned"
12. Saw Trocheck, brewing his potion of might, he said with a nod, "Power's in sight"
13. Saw Necas, with his teleportation crystal in tow, he said with a grin, "Travel's been bestowed"
14. Saw Aho, creating his homunculus with care, he said with a nod, "Companion's been there"
15. Saw Gardiner, binding his ghostly army tight, he said with a grin, "Allies have been in sight"
16. Saw Gustafsson, with his mask of the eldritch on hand, he said with a nod, "Mystery's been planned"
17. Saw Svechnikov, with his ritual of invocation in mind, he said with a grin, "Summoning's been assigned"
18. Saw Bean, opening his portal to the netherworld, he said with a nod, "Travel's been unfurled"
19. Saw Reimer, calling his dragon mount with care, he said with a grin, "Ride's been prepared"
20. Saw Geekie enchanting his staff with fireball spell, he said with a nod, "Combat's been well"

I'd like to hear Kurt Russell read these.

 

[zman77]

 

[The Faulker 27]

 

[zman77]

 

[AD Skinner]

Saw raanta littling his issue. He nodded and said, "issue's belittled"

 

[VibesAlive]

Winning this one would be, well, a good thang.

 

[zman77]

 

[zman77]

 

[tarheelhockey]

It is a curious thing, the nature of a man. For Rod Brind'amour, by day he was a captain, a coach, a leader of men upon the ice. But by night, he became something else entirely - a creature of darkness, a hero of the night, known only as "The Hurricane."
In the light of day, he stood upon the deck of his ship, the Carolina Hurricane, barking orders and guiding his men to victory. But in the darkness, he prowled the streets of Raleigh, a fierce and relentless hunter, seeking out those who would do harm to the innocent.
With his trusty hockey stick as his harpoon, he struck swift and true, striking down villains and scoundrels with the precision of a master whaler. And yet, for all his strength and skill, there was a darkness within him, a demon he could not escape.
For even a hero has a heart, and within Rod's breast there beat a love for his team, a passion that rivaled the fiercest storms. And it was this love that threatened to consume him, as he struggled to balance his duties as coach and hero, often returning to his ship weary and worn from a night of battle.
But he would not be broken. For he was a man of iron will, and he would not let his team or his city down. And so, he fought on, both upon the ice and in the streets, until the Carolina Hurricanes rose to the top of the league, and the city of Raleigh was safe once more.
And yet, for all his victories, there was a loneliness in his heart, for he could share his secret with no one. He was a solitary figure, a mysterious stranger, known only to the shadows and the night.
But even as he stood alone, the people of Raleigh knew to call upon The Hurricane whenever danger threatened, and he always answered the call, for he was more than a man, he was a force of nature, a creature of the sea and the storm, a hero for the ages.

You’re not fooling anyone disguising your fanfic as AI.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

Gee, I wonder if Raanta could possibly be injured. That'd certainly be an unusual and unexpected circumstance that no one could possibly have seen coming.