GDT: Maybe Ol' AD Breaks The Losing Streak

[Unhinged Finn]

So you were expecting hockey and food. But knowing that this is HFB26, does the fact that it devolved into masturbation surprise you at in the least?

Always expect the unexpected. So not really.

 

[Svechhammer]

Shots will be something like 43-20 in the Canes favor

we will lose 4-3

 

[tarheelhockey]

Saw Bean opening his portal to the netherworld. He nodded and said, "Portal is opened."

So that’s how he ended up in Ohio.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

ANTON DUBINCHUK IS THE SAVIOR OF OUR SEASON. PERIOD.

This has always been true. Going back to 18-19.

 

[Chrispy]

So that’s how he ended up in Ohio.

It's a hell of a lot better than driving through WV.

 

[the halleJOKEL]

Does ChatGPT think hockey is a fantasy setting or is that just a default?

it originally was mostly hockey themed and it was boring so i told it to pretend they are playing a tabletop rpg

 

[MisterDobz]

Which canes team will we see tonight?

 

[the halleJOKEL]

i also told it to make them rhyme at some point with sometimes okay results:

1. Saw Williams with his wand in hand, he said with a nod, "Magic's been planned"
2. Saw Brind'Amour with his cloak on tight, he said with a grin, "Invisibility's in sight"
3. Saw Hamilton, his demon familiar by his side, he said with a nod, "Summoning's been tried"
4. Saw Staal, with his spell of protection in tow, he said with a smile, "Safety's been bestowed"
5. Saw Skinner, with his time machine in use, he said with a nod, "Travel's been choosed"
6. Saw Pesce, with his elemental bound tight, he said with a grin, "Power's been insight"
7. Saw Slavin, with his elixir of immortality, he said with a nod, "Eternal life's a reality"
8. Saw Teravainen, reading his grimoire with care, he said with a nod, "Spells to be aware"
9. Saw McElhinney, with his demon lord in tow, he said with a grin, "Conjuring's been bestowed"
10. Saw Dzingel, with his ring of power on hand, he said with a nod, "Dominion's been planned"
11. Saw Niederreiter, with his ritual of summoning in mind, he said with a grin, "Summoning's been assigned"
12. Saw Trocheck, brewing his potion of might, he said with a nod, "Power's in sight"
13. Saw Necas, with his teleportation crystal in tow, he said with a grin, "Travel's been bestowed"
14. Saw Aho, creating his homunculus with care, he said with a nod, "Companion's been there"
15. Saw Gardiner, binding his ghostly army tight, he said with a grin, "Allies have been in sight"
16. Saw Gustafsson, with his mask of the eldritch on hand, he said with a nod, "Mystery's been planned"
17. Saw Svechnikov, with his ritual of invocation in mind, he said with a grin, "Summoning's been assigned"
18. Saw Bean, opening his portal to the netherworld, he said with a nod, "Travel's been unfurled"
19. Saw Reimer, calling his dragon mount with care, he said with a grin, "Ride's been prepared"
20. Saw Geekie enchanting his staff with fireball spell, he said with a nod, "Combat's been well"

 

[AD Skinner]

invisibility is in sight?

 

[the halleJOKEL]

also lol:

1. Saw Williams chugging his beer. He slammed the bottle down and said, "Party's here!"
2. Saw Brind'Amour flexing his muscles. He nodded and said, "Gains are real, ladies can kneel"
3. Saw Hamilton lighting his cigar. He puffed out smoke and said, "Success is ours, we'll go far"
4. Saw Staal high-fiving his bros. He shouted, "Bromance never ends, let the good times flow, my friends"
5. Saw Skinner revving his sports car. He shouted, "Fast and furious, living life like a star"
6. Saw Pesce chugging his protein shake. He slammed the shaker down and said, "Gains on gains, no mistake"
7. Saw Slavin popping his collar. He said with a smirk, "Preppy and rich, just another day in the life of a frat kingpin"
8. Saw Teravainen spraying champagne. He shouted, "Money and fame, living the life of a champion"
9. Saw McElhinney smoking a cigar. He puffed out smoke and said, "Boss status, living large and in charge"
10. Saw Dzingel showing off his watch. He said with a smirk, "Expensive taste, living in first class"
11. Saw Niederreiter cracking open a cold one. He shouted, "Beers, cheers, living the college dream"
12. Saw Trocheck shotgunning a beer. He slammed the can down and shouted, "Frat life, party right"
13. Saw Necas playing beer pong. He shouted, "Game on, frat boy strong"
14. Saw Aho chugging his energy drink. He slammed the can down and said, "Caffeine rush, living life in a hush"
15. Saw Gardiner playing video games. He shouted, "Bro time, living the life sublime"
16. Saw Gustafsson blasting his music. He shouted, "Turn up, frat boy never stops"
17. Saw Svechnikov doing a keg stand. He shouted, "Frat life, living it grand"
18. Saw Bean cracking open a cold one. He shouted, "Beers, cheers, frat boy fun"
19. Saw Reimer playing a round of golf. He shouted, "Frat life, living in the fast lane, never growing old"
20. Saw Geekie playing poker. He said with a smirk, "Money and power, frat boy hour"

 

[Stickpucker]

So you were expecting hockey and food. But knowing that this is HFB26, does the fact that it devolved into masturbation surprise you at in the least?

I thought we were talking about massages.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Saw Brind'Amour flexing his muscles. He nodded and said, "Gains are real, ladies can kneel"

What the.

 

[Stickpucker]

1. Saw Gardiner playing video games. He shouted, "Bro time, living the life sublime"

Does he practice Santeria?

 

[tarheelhockey]

Saw Brind'Amour flexing his muscles. He nodded and said, "Gains are real, ladies can kneel"

We have officially been surpassed by AI

 

[MinJaBen]

also lol:

1. Saw Williams chugging his beer. He slammed the bottle down and said, "Party's here!"
2. Saw Brind'Amour flexing his muscles. He nodded and said, "Gains are real, ladies can kneel"
3. Saw Hamilton lighting his cigar. He puffed out smoke and said, "Success is ours, we'll go far"
4. Saw Staal high-fiving his bros. He shouted, "Bromance never ends, let the good times flow, my friends"
5. Saw Skinner revving his sports car. He shouted, "Fast and furious, living life like a star"
6. Saw Pesce chugging his protein shake. He slammed the shaker down and said, "Gains on gains, no mistake"
7. Saw Slavin popping his collar. He said with a smirk, "Preppy and rich, just another day in the life of a frat kingpin"
8. Saw Teravainen spraying champagne. He shouted, "Money and fame, living the life of a champion"
9. Saw McElhinney smoking a cigar. He puffed out smoke and said, "Boss status, living large and in charge"
10. Saw Dzingel showing off his watch. He said with a smirk, "Expensive taste, living in first class"
11. Saw Niederreiter cracking open a cold one. He shouted, "Beers, cheers, living the college dream"
12. Saw Trocheck shotgunning a beer. He slammed the can down and shouted, "Frat life, party right"
13. Saw Necas playing beer pong. He shouted, "Game on, frat boy strong"
14. Saw Aho chugging his energy drink. He slammed the can down and said, "Caffeine rush, living life in a hush"
15. Saw Gardiner playing video games. He shouted, "Bro time, living the life sublime"
16. Saw Gustafsson blasting his music. He shouted, "Turn up, frat boy never stops"
17. Saw Svechnikov doing a keg stand. He shouted, "Frat life, living it grand"
18. Saw Bean cracking open a cold one. He shouted, "Beers, cheers, frat boy fun"
19. Saw Reimer playing a round of golf. He shouted, "Frat life, living in the fast lane, never growing old"
20. Saw Geekie playing poker. He said with a smirk, "Money and power, frat boy hour"

Now make it rhyme like Dr. Seuss.

 

[Tryamw]

Saw AD rubbing his GDT. He nodded and said "Streak is ending."

Are you sure it was the GDT he was rubbing? Anyway not shaking ADs hand today

Should be fun.




Oh, who am I kidding. No lead will be comfortable until the final whistle.

And even then we'll need a police report

 

[Stickpucker]

What does Chatgpt think we need to do to win the stanley cupper?

Are you sure it was the GDT he was rubbing? Anyway not shaking ADs hand today


And even then we'll need a police report

was it his feet?

 

[AD Skinner]

I would've thought AI rhymes would be more strict with their meter

 

[Tryamw]

Which canes team will we see tonight?

The one that has them as Zombies

 

[Blueline Bomber]

This thread is wild already and the game hasn't even began. We're in a mood today.

 

[LakeLivin]

So you were expecting hockey and food. But knowing that this is HFB26, does the fact that it devolved into masturbation surprise you in the least?

I thought we were talking about massages.

Both could be true at the same time. Or so I've been told.

 

[Tryamw]

This thread is wild already and the game hasn't even began. We're in a mood today.

I blame the last 4

 

[tarheelhockey]

This thread is wild already and the game hasn't even began. We're in a mood today.

We've been on a slump lately. And you remember what it was like in here when the Canes sucked.

 

[zman77]

 

[the halleJOKEL]

It is a curious thing, the nature of a man. For Rod Brind'amour, by day he was a captain, a coach, a leader of men upon the ice. But by night, he became something else entirely - a creature of darkness, a hero of the night, known only as "The Hurricane."
In the light of day, he stood upon the deck of his ship, the Carolina Hurricane, barking orders and guiding his men to victory. But in the darkness, he prowled the streets of Raleigh, a fierce and relentless hunter, seeking out those who would do harm to the innocent.
With his trusty hockey stick as his harpoon, he struck swift and true, striking down villains and scoundrels with the precision of a master whaler. And yet, for all his strength and skill, there was a darkness within him, a demon he could not escape.
For even a hero has a heart, and within Rod's breast there beat a love for his team, a passion that rivaled the fiercest storms. And it was this love that threatened to consume him, as he struggled to balance his duties as coach and hero, often returning to his ship weary and worn from a night of battle.
But he would not be broken. For he was a man of iron will, and he would not let his team or his city down. And so, he fought on, both upon the ice and in the streets, until the Carolina Hurricanes rose to the top of the league, and the city of Raleigh was safe once more.
And yet, for all his victories, there was a loneliness in his heart, for he could share his secret with no one. He was a solitary figure, a mysterious stranger, known only to the shadows and the night.
But even as he stood alone, the people of Raleigh knew to call upon The Hurricane whenever danger threatened, and he always answered the call, for he was more than a man, he was a force of nature, a creature of the sea and the storm, a hero for the ages.