Managerial Thread - 23/24 Season - Chelolsea

[Wee Baby Seamus]

I have more manager good news for you

oh jesus christ

 

[hatterson]

I'll ask the important question... what would we updated the thread title to for United?

And honestly they should only get thread title lol'd if they keep ETH rather than replacing him, but who knows, they may have a dumb enough trick up their sleeve that I can't see right now.

lolchester united

 

[bluesfan94]

lolchester united

LMAOnchester United

 

[S E P H]

Craziest year I've seen with managers. Wow! I would hate if RDZ joined Chelsea. That would be the worst aspect that could possibly happen. Give them someone that is actually competent.

 

[Evilo]

i wish, but actual journalists have fully written him off as a possibility, contra to any LOLs

Seen lots of smoke there...

 

[Savant]

Seen lots of smoke there...

Everyone is kind of throwing shit on the wall right now. I’d imagine Chelsea will want to make a hire before the FA Cup final though

 

[Peen]

Seen lots of smoke there...

Every Chelsea report has been Frank, Mckenna, the Leicester manager, and an “unknown 4th” as remaining ones

 

[Chimaera]

ETH to Chelsea for Poch. Straight swap

 

[Wee Baby Seamus]

Every Chelsea report has been Frank, Mckenna, the Leicester manager, and an “unknown 4th” as remaining ones

Gah

 

[Juve]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1793968757565690000

 

[Scandale du Jour]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1793968757565690000

Sad. I had hoped he would manage them forever

 

[luiginb]

I feel bad for Xavi, no other coach would have done better with this squad this year. Laporta keeps shitting on our legends, like we're Real or something. This all stems from that bonehead Araujo.

 

[Jersey Fresh]

Manchester United decide to sack Erik ten Hag regardless of Cup final outcome

Manchester United have decided to sack Erik ten Hag as their manager after the FA Cup final against Manchester City

www.theguardian.com

Nice squad motivating piece of news before a Cup final.

 

[Power Man]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1793968757565690000

God dammit

Manchester United decide to sack Erik ten Hag regardless of Cup final outcome

Manchester United have decided to sack Erik ten Hag as their manager after the FA Cup final against Manchester City

www.theguardian.com

Nice squad motivating piece of news before a Cup final.

WTF is that timing

 

[Wee Baby Seamus]

Manchester United decide to sack Erik ten Hag regardless of Cup final outcome

Manchester United have decided to sack Erik ten Hag as their manager after the FA Cup final against Manchester City

www.theguardian.com

Nice squad motivating piece of news before a Cup final.

isn't this literally the exact same thing that united did with van gaal? i recall him being a lame duck going into that final

 

[Spring in Fialta]

England is lit.

 

[Juve]

One the bright side with Flick, all the players are going to look like Arnold by the end of pre-season.

 

[hatterson]

It's a great strategy. If you leave his job on the line going into the final the players might be afraid to win because then he'd stay. But if they say it doesn't matter then the players can actually try without having that hanging over them.

 

[Evilo]

 

[KJS14]

Special one returning to Chelsea will surely make next year interesting.

 

[luiginb]

With this piece of news stupid season has officially started

 

[Wee Baby Seamus]

in which wee baby seamus pleads with people to actually read

the evening standard article which provocatively talks about him as the "new favourite" is actually referring to betting odds, because a ton of people put bets on him when the odds were long and so they've now dramatically narrowed because that's how gambling works

please for the love of god engage with actual journalism, because every time i turn around one of you assclowns is posting about a new "favourite with lots of smoke" and it's one tabloid article from journos who don't have any chelsea connections

 

[Jack Straw]

in which wee baby seamus pleads with people to actually read

the evening standard article which provocatively talks about him as the "new favourite" is actually referring to betting odds, because a ton of people put bets on him when the odds were long and so they've now dramatically narrowed because that's how gambling works

please for the love of god engage with actual journalism, because every time i turn around one of you assclowns is posting about a new "favourite with lots of smoke" and it's one tabloid article from journos who don't have any chelsea connections

WHO APPOINTED YOU THE FUN POLICE???

 

[luiginb]

in which wee baby seamus pleads with people to actually read

the evening standard article which provocatively talks about him as the "new favourite" is actually referring to betting odds, because a ton of people put bets on him when the odds were long and so they've now dramatically narrowed because that's how gambling works

please for the love of god engage with actual journalism, because every time i turn around one of you assclowns is posting about a new "favourite with lots of smoke" and it's one tabloid article from journos who don't have any chelsea connections

True, but just I expect the worst from Laporta you should also learn to expect the worst from Boehly and the rest if the circus.

 

[Ceremony]

in which wee baby seamus pleads with people to actually read

the evening standard article which provocatively talks about him as the "new favourite" is actually referring to betting odds, because a ton of people put bets on him when the odds were long and so they've now dramatically narrowed because that's how gambling works

please for the love of god engage with actual journalism, because every time i turn around one of you assclowns is posting about a new "favourite with lots of smoke" and it's one tabloid article from journos who don't have any chelsea connections