Post-Game Talk: Machinehead vs Ice Cream Girl

[Machinehead]

It was vanilla-chocolate swirl.

Kane One Edit:

Tonight we'll do something different. Please vote for the three funniest posts of the game:

Wow! @EdJovanovski 's drunkle really got his shit together!

Sam "They're not saying boo they're saying Boo!"

is there a baseball on tonight? want to watch something a little more fast paced

At this pace, Laviolette and Gallant will be butt buddies in their shared prison cell in two years time.

no-one gets called for necrophilia any more... stupid league and their inept refs

Game 1 was the equivalent of that once-in-a-lifetime date with a cheerleader and she let you feel her up.

This game is home alone jacking off to a Sears catalogue.

Luke Evangelista is the most Christian name since Jesus Christ

@Machinehead 's entire ice cream talk

Standings (will be updated next PGT with the winners of tonight's vote):

Place	User	Points
T-1	Kravtsov420	1
T-1	GAGLine	1
T-1	Killem Dafoe	1
T-1	Tob	1
T-1	Crease	1
T-1	EdJovanovski	1
T-1	Fitzy	1
T-1	Boris Zubov	1
T-1	INWOODBLUE (congrats, new guy)	1
T-1	Bob Richards	1

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[Killem Dafoe]

Death
Taxes
The Rangers losing to shitty teams

 

[Profet]

#TradeLaf

 

[Megustaelhockey]

Two and a half hours of hot broccoli farts.

 

[Bacon Artemi Bravo]

My vote for thread title was: "Pray"

 

[Siddi]

Contenders.

 

[MysticLeviathan]

our lack of skating ability continues to kill us

 

[Kords]

Fire sale option looking better by the day

 

[Ail]

BRRRRAAAAPPPPPTTTT

 

[Row I Goon]

 

[EdJovanovski]

#TradeLaf

And Kakko

 

[Machinehead]

Shoulda went to the Liberty game instead

 

[Mandar]

I don’t think the flavor of the ice cream was confirmed

 

[WojtekWolski86]

Kaako, Laf and Chytil all somehow look weaker on their skates this year.

Wheeler makes John Scott look like Pavel Bure.

Prisoners doing yard work look more engaged than this team.

Expected a period of adjustment but this ain't that.

 

[effen]

I only saw the last 10 mins of the 3rd but they got bodied to an embarassing degree as they threw it around the boards and generated 0 shots.

Shades of Parking Lot Panarin from the playoffs. But with everyone.

 

[Machinehead]

I don’t think the flavor of the ice cream was confirmed

I'm not blind. Do I look like a linesman?

 

[Whoot Whoot]

In some ways Panarin has ruined this team with his ( unmentioned geographical location) style play

 

[Brutananadilewski]

We were saying if Zib doesn't fix his game, it's pretty much a foregone conclusion as to where this season is headed.

And the bastard keeps firing one-timers that would even miss my mother-in-law's ass!

SOB probably knew I had steak last night.

 

[Tob]

After deciding not to toil away with a center depth of Stepan Brassard Hayes, we decided to toil away with a center depth of Zibanejad Trocheck and Chytil.

 

[The Crypto Guy]

Feel bad for whoever went to that disgrace of a game. Glad i was out to eat and only saw parts on the tv by the bar.

 

[Machinehead]

That was the only really bad game so far, so let's not.

Definitely continue to be disappointed by certain individuals tho.

 

[Crease]

Best team in the league if offside wasn’t a thing.

 

[The Crypto Guy]

And Kakko

And Krav. Oh wait.

 

[hackeyman]

On a positive note Jonathon Quick has the best GAA and save percentage in the NHL !

 

[RangersFan]

Our kids still look like kids or are outright invisible. Our Vets look older. Not good, hopefully it's growing pains under a new system.